mASF post by "Dimitri"
posted on: mASF forum: Tactics / Techniques Discussion, April 4, 2004On 4/1/04 11:53:21 PM, Harmless wrote:
>Dimitri wrote:
>
>> On 4/1/04 11:48:49 PM, Harmless
>wrote:
>>
>>>Dimitri wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 4/1/04 11:41:55 PM,
>Harmless
>>>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Dimitri wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Try,
>>>>>>"Yeah, so I was
>doing
>>>>>
>>>>>cocaine in my Ferrarri
>when
>>>>>this cop I know rocked
>up and
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>spilled coffee on
>>>>>
>>>>>himself."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>That'd be good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Grandmaster Dimitri,
>>>>>
>>>>>Swash-Buckling Pick-Up
>Artist
>>>>>
>>>>>"Yeah, so I was doing
>cocaine
>>>>>in my Ferrarri on my way
>>>>>home to Londonderry
>Place from
>>>>>my plastic surgery
>clinic in
>>>>>Beverly Hills when this
>cop I
>>>>>know rocked up and
>spilled
>>>>>coffee on himself. I
>said,
>>>>>'Damn, I haven't seen
>anything
>>>>>that funny since my days
>at
>>>>>Harvard Medical School
>where I
>>>>>graduated Magna Cum
>Multiple
>>>>>Times.' The officer was
>not
>>>>>amused."
>>>>>
>>>>>Beat that.
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>
>>>>>Harmless
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Alright, Harmless and I are
>>>
>>>speaking right now, and he just
>said,
>>>"You can't
>>>
>>>>beat that. There's no WAY
>you can
>>>
>>>beat that." By the way, I'm also
>kicking
>>>his
>>>
>>>>ass at cards.
>>>>
>>>>Anyway, let's see me "beat
>that":
>>>>
>>>>"So, I just got back from
>Hong Kong
>>>
>>>two weeks ago and I want to get
>fucked
>>>up
>>>
>>>>so I was doing cocaine in my
>>>
>>>Ferrarri on my way home to
>Londonderry
>>>Place from
>>>
>>>>my plastic surgery clinic
>where my
>>>
>>>girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got
>her
>>>implants
>>>
>>>>redone. Anyway, I'm in
>Beverly
>>>
>>>Hills when this cop I know
>rocked up and
>>>spilled
>>>
>>>>coffee on himself. I said,
>'Damn, I
>>>
>>>haven't seen anything that funny
>since
>>>my
>>>
>>>>days at Harvard Medical
>School
>>>
>>>where I graduated Magna Cum
>Multiple
>>>Times.' The
>>>
>>>>officer then asked me to
>ride along
>>>
>>>with him to shakedown hookers,
>but I
>>>said
>>>
>>>>I'd pass since I was going
>to party
>>>
>>>with three anyway."
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Grandmaster Dimitri,
>Swash-Buckling
>>>
>>>Pick-Up Artist
>>>
>>>
>>>"So, I just got back from Hong
>Kong two
>>>weeks ago and I want
>>>to get fucked up so I was doing
>cocaine
>>>in my Ferrarri on my
>>>way home to Londonderry Place
>from my
>>>plastic surgery clinic
>>>where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai,
>just got
>>>her implants redone.
>>>Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills
>when this
>>>cop I know rocked up
>>>and spilled coffee on himself. I
>said,
>>>'Damn, I haven't seen
>>>anything that funny since my
>days at
>>>Harvard Medical School
>>>where I graduated Magna Cum
>Multiple
>>>Times.' The officer
>>>then asked me to ride along with
>him to
>>>shakedown hookers,
>>>but I said I'd pass since I was
>going to
>>>party with three
>>>anyway. That's the only way that
>I,
>>>Dimitri, can get laid,
>>>so I wasn't about to pass it
>up."
>>>
>>>--
>>>
>>>Harmless
>>
>>
>> "So, I just got back from Hong Kong
>two weeks ago and I want to get fucked
>up
>> so I was doing cocaine in my
>Ferrarri on my way home to Londonderry
>Place from
>> my plastic surgery clinic where my
>girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got her
>implants
>> redone. Anyway, I'm in Beverly
>Hills when this cop I know rocked up and
>spilled
>> coffee on himself. I said, 'Damn, I
>haven't seen anything that funny since
>my
>> days at Harvard Medical School
>where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple
>Times.' The
>> officer then asked me to ride along
>with him to shakedown hookers, but I
>said
>> I'd pass since I was going to party
>with three anyway. I just took a Dating
>> Reenhanced workshop, which taught
>me, Dimitri, how to not be an Average
>> Frustrated Chump. Some guy calling
>himself Harmless from Texas taught it."
>> <---- ULTIMATE DHV
>>
>>
>> Grandmaster Dimitri, Swash-Buckling
>Pick-Up Artist
>>
>
>"So, I just got back from Hong Kong two
>weeks ago and I want
>to get fucked up so I was doing cocaine
>in my Ferrarri on my
>way home to Londonderry Place from my
>plastic surgery clinic
>where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got
>her implants redone.
>Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills when this
>cop I know rocked up
>and spilled coffee on himself. I said,
>'Damn, I haven't seen
>anything that funny since my days at
>Harvard Medical School
>where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple
>Times.' The officer
>then asked me to ride along with him to
>shakedown hookers,
>but I said I'd pass since I was going to
>party with three
>anyway. I just took a Dating Reenhanced
>workshop, which
>taught me, Dimitri, how to not be an
>Average Frustrated
>Chump. Some guy calling himself Harmless
>from Texas taught
>it. In fact, if you want to meet him,
>he's right over there.
>But you'll have to stand in line."
>
>--
>
>Harmless
"So, I just got back from Hong Kong two weeks ago and I want to get fucked up
so I was doing cocaine in my Ferrarri on my way home to Londonderry Place from
my plastic surgery clinic where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got her implants
redone. Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills when this cop I know rocked up and spilled
gormet coffee on himself. I said, 'Damn, I haven't seen anything that funny
since my days at Harvard Medical School where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple
Times.' The officer then asked me to ride along with him to shakedown hookers,
but I said I'd pass since I was going to party with three anyway. I just took a
Dating Reenhanced workshop, which taught me, Dimitri, how to not be an Average
Frustrated Chump. Some guy calling himself Harmless from Texas taught it. In
fact, if you want to meet him, he's right over there. But you'll have to stand
in that line... he's waiting to get in that club there."
Grandmaster Dimitri, Swash-Buckling Pick-Up Artist-
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