mASF post by "Legion5"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, August 8, 2005I feel like I'm dealing with an AFC guy here, but the thing is a "girly" girl
is attractive, a "girly" guy, isn't. As is a manly girl. That is if it's under
100%, you can be 100% manly and add 10% girl, and it will be MORE attractive,
because you have all bases covered, but you have to be Manly or Girly FIRST,
respectivly.
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Anyway so me and the girl are talking goes something like this:
Me: So what do you wana do once you get out of college? I mean gain 2 feet (I
make fun of her for being short follow?)
Her: Ooo, be a supermodel!
Me: Your nose is too square to be a supermodel.
Her: I know, it's a button
Me: Yeah you could launch missles with that thing.
Her: Hey I'm Already self concious, stop!
Me: I'm gona try. (as in to press it... later on.)
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After that she goes into a sabotaging mood, like "blah I hate you and want to
show you I'm a mad, like a 3 year old, and throw a tantrum, because my feelings
are hurt"
Anyway, I usualy do something neutral, but what's best:
What's a matter? Little baby needs a hug? Maybe some mashed up carrots? Awww
poor thing.
- That's what I'd say to a guy in the same situation.
Or do I go.
- I love you don't worry. You don't have to feel bad about yourself.
Really, I do it for the comical factor. "you can launch missles with that
thing!" that's hilarious. It show incongruence (2 unlike things), funny words,
surpise factor...
So what's best when the girl throws a my feelings are hurt tantrum!
- Resident mASF asshole.
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