mASF post by "Infamous!"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, October 10, 2003Hey ijjjjji......Assman
Arghhh
Dude youre waaay too kinky :)
You touched her pussy and she pissed on your hand !?
haha
Almost perverse.....
Dude, I enjoyed the report, but could you kinda whisper some wisdom into my
lame ears?
What does DDB stand for?
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Other than that, IMO you fucked up first time when you touched her ass while
she was peeing....
Secondly, you should have kissed her on the spot (after the disinterest
part) and instead you went in wtih the ass shit - "YOUR ASS HYPNOTIZES ME"
?
IMO if you had kissed her you couldve gotten this to be a LR....
Then again, I guess this turned out to be a very fucked up situation but
dude....
YOUR ASS HYPNOTIZES ME ?
YOUR ASS TOLD ME TO ?
haha weird dude.....
High five
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-Infamous
<ijjjji> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Went pubbing last night. Turned out to be a thrilling experience..
>
> (Break from sobering up since I had 2 glasses of white wine on my way
out.)
>
> Run in and out of a few pubs searching for HBs.
>
> (Wednesday tend to be be kinda low on HBs. Thursdays OTOH tend to be like
> fucking HB conventions (remember counting like 17 HBs in a small pub not
long
> ago))
>
> As I'm about to leave pub#3 I see a SUPER CUTE blonde HB9 smiling. I stop
and
> give her the DDB. She stretches an arm towards me. I move closer. She puts
it
> around my neck and pull me close. Then she look me down and up licking her
> lip.. and:
>
> HB: Aaaaww.. you are the cutest thing I've seen tonight!
> ijjjji: Hahaha - OMG that is so sweet of you!
>
> I tell her I want to be her pet and run the "If I was your kitten, what
would
> you name me? If I followed you home, would you keep me? If I go with you
> tonight, do you promise to feed me?" (got this from old Mystery post)
>
> It fucking tears into her, cos she is total DDB and hugging and squeezing
me
> and rubbing her face against my face and neck. Her long blonde hair is
> everywhere. I bite her neck, grab her ass with both hands and press my
erection
> against her pussy (she is on a bar stool) She whispers in my ear:
>
> HB: Lets drink more in another place.
> ijjjji: Yeah lets go!
>
> (Up until this point I'm VERY pleased with myself. Maybe it was more her
PU'ing
> me, but even for that to go smoothly, you got to have some skill if she is
> really hot. But here I start to fuck up a little..)
>
> I grab her hand and turn towards the exit. I notice two guys at her table.
They
> are almost DDB'ing me - totally impressed :-) But I also notice HB has a
full
> beer. I point at it and she takes half in one huge sip, then pour the rest
in
> my mouth.
>
> We start walking for the exit and I realize she has trouble walking.. She
is
> EMBALMED.. and I just made her drink more beer :-(
>
> Her condition gets worse, and I get into a fucked up 'taking care that she
> doesn't fall and injure herself' state and forget that I'm supposed to get
her
> to my place at this point since I got MOMENTUM and all.
>
> So we go dancing next door and its crazy fun and I'm the rock star and she
is
> my groupie - her hands are all over me and I'm like "Behave bitch!" and
she is
> loving it and proceeds to push me into a chair and dry hump me and put my
hands
> on her breasts and more shit like that. We go to another pub and I try to
pimp
> her off to a group of 50 year old guys. Its crazy fun roleplaying! Then we
do
> more really dirty dancing, but I loose her in the middle and she falls and
the
> bar tender tell her to get some fresh air so we go outside. I look at her
and
> she is so fucking beautiful I feel like crying.. but then I realize I need
to
> take a leak. I put her against the wall and tell her to not move while I
go
> inside and take a leak. (I know saying this is very AFC, but this girl
really
> needed instruction)
>
> So I go inside with anxiety that some fucker is gonna grab her while I'm
away.
> When I get back she is gone.. I run for the center of the street and hear
her
> behind me "I'm here - hello - over here!" I turn and cant see her.. then I
spot
> her behind a trash container - she is taking a leak too.. while smiling
and
> waving to me.
>
> I dunno if this is tacky or something, but seeing her PERFECT PALE WHITE
ASS
> out in the open in the middle of the street REALLY turns me on. Sue me..
I'm
> ass man.. I can't help it! So I move quickly over and put my hand on her
ass
> cheek. I swear that is the smoothest softest thing I ever touched -
AMAZING
> skin. She looks up at me like WTF!! and I go:
>
> ijjjji: Sorry I HAD to! Your ass HYPNOTIZES me! (squeeze her ass to
emphasize)
> (This is a line I've used many times as AFC BTW..)
> HBpee: You dirty man - help me up instead! (slightly annoyed)
>
> So, I slide my hand down to her pussy and lift her up.. so I get pee on my
hand
> - who cares!!! I try to kiss her but she pushes me away and pull her pants
up
> :-(
>
> HBpee: I want a drink! (This is soo typical for chicks who are drunk
beyond
> ability to walk)
> ij: there is wine at my place.
> HBpee: Where do you live?
> ij: A house behind that building - lets go.
>
> We start to move really slow in direction of my home. She stops to talk
with
> everyone and try to get into 3 pubs along the way but too drunk :-) but as
we
> leave the pub zone and enter a small park, she kinda realizes what is
happening
> and sits down.
>
> HBpee: I want a drink!
> ij: Ok we are nearly there.
> HBpee: I don't want to go to your place!
> ij: How about your place?
> HBpee: My man is there.
>
> I run a short BF destroyer about how he is probably worrying about her
right
> now staying awake waiting for her to come home, and how he is like that
every
> time she goes out and she agrees totally and start to get angry and say
things
> like "he is such a looser - why can't he trust me!" I reply with the 'he
only
> wants to own you 100% and he is so scared to loose you cos you are all he
has
> and he knows deep down inside you can get a better man. YOU SHOULD GO HOME
> RIGHT NOW! POOR GUY - HE NEEDS YOU. YOU MUST GO HOME AND COMFORT HIM
BEFORE HE
> STARTS TO FREAK OUT!"
>
> As I start this ACTIVE DISINTEREST I see attraction flame up in her eyes -
> almost like she wants to eat me:
>
> HBpee: But what about you? You are so lovely! You are the cutest man I've
seen
> today!
> ij: Nonono! Stop it! You can not do this to your man! Lets go find you a
taxi
> at once.
> HBpee: But you are so beautiful. I want you to touch me.
> ij: Nonono lets go find you a taxi!
>
> I turn around to walk back and she grabs my legs as if she is drowning and
I'm
> a life buoy.
>
> ij: Come now. Stop this foolishness.
> HBpee: (Looks up at me with puppy dog eyes) but.. but I want you to touch
me..
> pleeease..
> ij: Okok I'l touch you a little bit if you PROMISE to take a taxi home at
once
> after that. I'll touch you while we walk to the taxi.
>
> She gets up and she is totally clingy. I put my hand down her pants and
grab
> her bare ass *total niceness* and we start walking back. But her ass
really
> hypnotizes me for real so I pull her in among some bushes by the road.
>
> ij: Your ass is sooo nice - it HYPNOTIZES me - it says that I have to kiss
it!
> HBpee: (Starts to giggle) reallly?
> ij: Yes..
> HBpee: Ok (bends forward)
>
> I squat behind her and start hugging and stroking her ass.
>
> ij: Your ass tells me that I must kiss it without pants.
> HBpee: Noo.. its too cold.
> ij: Ok, lets go find your taxi then.
> HBpee: Wait..
>
> She pulls her pants half way down on her ass. I start to kiss, lick and
bite
> her ass cheeks. I pull her pants a little more until all her ass is out. I
move
> my fingers slowly towards her ass hole and start to massage it very gently
> while i totally EAT her ass cheeks.
>
> I move my hand towards her pussy and AAARGH!!! she stands up straight. I
tell
> her she has ASS POWER over me.. that I will do anything she wants me to as
long
> as I get to kiss her ass (Haha this is also old 'material' from my AFC
days).
> She pushes me down and sit in my lap facing me. I grab her ass again :-) I
try
> to move in for a kiss, but she hugs me instead.
>
> HBpee: You are so beautiful. You should not be this beautiful. Why are you
so
> beautiful.
>
> She looks kinda annoyed/freaked out and slightly sad.. WTF is this state -
> anyone seen this shit?
>
> I push a finger inside her ass.
>
> HBpee: NO! Don't! (grab my arm)
> ij: Your ass told me to do it - I have to obey - your ass is controlling
me.
> HBpee: Noo.. please..
> ij: Relax.. I'm very careful.. see?
>
> She tries to get up but I hold her. I start to lick her neck and stroke
her
> hair with my other hand. She goes kinda limp and moans softly. This whole
'ass
> finger fucking in the park' scene kinda blows my mind and I got to take a
deep
> breath to prevent blowing my load.. I lick my way down towards her tits.
> Suddenly se freaks out and pushes me away hard and gets up.
>
> From here it starts to fall apart. In brief: She starts to sober up and
seems
> determined to not fuck me. I re attract her several times with active
> disinterest and she complains more about me being 'so beautiful' and that
I
> should not be 'so beautiful' and she touches me and giggles etc but is not
> cooperating at all.
>
> She repeatedly said we should meet again in same place today. She made me
> promise to be there etc.. We ended up taking a taxi together, and I really
made
> her say NO (credit Gunwitch) as I tried to pull her out of the taxi
outside my
> place.
>
> ***
>
> Maybe this does not qualify as LR, but to me the whole thing was so
> kinky/sexy/mindblowing that its like LR++. The stuff I tell her about ass
> control is pretty close to the truth. 'Quality female rear end' is clearly
the
> thing I love the most on this earth. The contrast between her silky white
ass
> and the surrounding darkness and rain was soo FUCKING MIND BLOWING TO ME.
Ok,
> I could go on and on but I think you got the point!
>
> I have some thoughts on what I should have done different, but I want some
> comments from others first. Pleeeeas give me some feedback.
>
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