mASF post by "naruto"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, July 7, 2005Firstly, I would like to give props and credit to the ASF guys whose field
reports I¡¦ve been reading: TD, Jlaix, Dmitri, Woodhaven, OX, Organic, Stevie
PUA, Gone Savage, Thrillseeker and the rest of the regular ASF posters¡K Dang,
there are so many of you guys. I have taken and taken from this community, and
it is now time to give back a little something, especially, to the newbies. I
wasn¡¦t going to post this, but my conscience wouldn¡¦t let me. I had to give
back.
Below is the account, most likely fraught with spelling and mistakes¡K
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Hey, you seem like a really cool girl¡K (pause)¡K We should hang out some
time¡K Girl looks at me. I simply smile and say lemme get your number. Ooo and
kindly write down your name too. ¡§What, you forgot my name,¡¨ girl says.
I¡¦m getting way ahead of myself. Lets go back to the beginning, the
commencement of my interaction with this girl.
Its nice and sunny outside. People are seated all over the grassy courtyard
outside the library, enjoying the suns touch. On this day, I¡¦m rolling over to
the library to charge up my phone. I¡¦d stayed over at a friends place the
night before and my phone simply died out on me. (Man, without my phone I¡¦m
cut off from the world. In a time where speed dialing is so rampant, a dead
phone can sever your links with your friends. I didn¡¦t know neone¡¦s number of
head. That¡¦s what cell phones do to you.)
Anyways, right in on the steps of our massive campus library was one of my
good friends, who works in the library. I go up to her, we talk blah blah blah.
The reason she wasn¡¦t in the library was that the there had been a bomb
threat. So the whole library was sectioned off, and so were my plans to charge
my phone. Still all wasn¡¦t lost. Right beside my friend (hbfriend) was a cute
girl I¡¦d seen working in the library some time before, but made no moves on.
I¡¦m thinking to myself, I¡¦ve got to bring her into our conversation somehow.
I ask hbfriend whether she needs to stay to work later, or whether she¡¦s
going home. (note: I know this is of relevance to the other girl cause she
works in the library.) HBcute looks at both of us and says she was wondering
the same thing. Then off she goes to ask her supervisor. She came back and said
that her supervisor told her to stay put. So, I say ¡§ahahaaa, that¡¦s why you
shouldn¡¦t ask your supervisor about things like this.¡¨ I say some other stuff
(I don¡¦t quite remember what.) Then, I turned back to my friend, ignoring
hbcute. After a while hbfriend decides that she wants to go home to sleep,
leaving me alone with hbcute. (What can I say: that¡¦s y she¡¦s hbfriend.)
Yeaaah! WHAT! YEAHHH!
We¡¦re , hbcute and I, both sitting there in silence. After about a minute, I
say ¡§man, I really need to get my phone charged.¡¨ Hbcute smiles at me and
offers me her phone to use. ¡§No, that wouldn¡¦t really help me.¡¨ I then just
chat away, talking about how with the arrival of cell phones there isn¡¦t a
need to memorize friends numbers anymore, and how I didn¡¦t know peoples
numbers off head.¡¨ I somehow transition directly into asking her name, and a
bunch of rapport type questions. Whenever, she said something that could be
twisted around in a humorous way, I lurched on and busted her balls (no. vagina
maybe??) In the middle of our interaction another girl went towards the
library. ¡§I tell her ¡§the libraries closed because there¡¦s been a bomb
threat. So yeah, you prolly don¡¦t want to go there anyway.¡¨ I say this with a
smile. She giggles and joins us. I entertain both girls for a little while.
The question of how to claim both numbers arises. Fack, I was stuck. Then I
decide that I can always get hbcutes number later, since she works in the
library. Lucky me, no sooner than I figured this out, hbcute decides to go home
too, leaving me and the hbgolibrary together all alone. (hbcute is looking like
an hbfriend2 right now.) I blah blah blah hbgolibrary, do a venue and then get
her number. (The details are for another field report.)
So the next day, obviously, I saunter straight down to the library to look for
hbcute. I sit down in the computer room to access the internet. There she is
shelving books. She actually walked by without seeing me (or pretending not to
see meƒ¼) No worries, she¡¦ll have to come back my way. My body language is
ridiculously relaxed. I blatantly face her. When, she starts coming towards me
I smile a bit. I ask her ¡§whether she came back to work sometime after she
left yesterday.¡¨ (note, even though I faced her blatantly, I spoke using an
indirect approach.) Then, after a little more blah blah blah, I decided it was
time to number close.
Hey, you seem like a really cool girl¡K (pause)¡K We should hang out some
time¡K Girl looks at me. I simply smile and say lemme get your number. Ooo and
kindly write down your name too.¡¨ ¡§What, you forgot my name,¡¨ girl says. (I
noticed that the whole computer lab was dead silent, ears were aflapping) I
smile. Noo, its not that, I just like to know people¡¦s full names. She writes
down her number. A little more blah blah then I get back to the internet. I¡¦m
not sure, but I think I set up an outing with her on then.
I¡¦ll post up the outing report later. It involves, some serious anti-make out
moves from her.
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