mASF post by "breakbeat"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, January 1, 2003lmao!!!
thanks for posting the conversation, it was truly hilarious.
and n-i-c-e work man... some comments inside. more of the 'food for
thought' feedback type... since i'm the one seizing the opportunity to
learn here.
>As I'm getting on to the plane, I notice that the model is sitting near the
row
>that I'm supposed to be in.. could she be sitting beside me? could she
>be?!?!?! HOLY SHIT, I'M RIGHT BESIDE HER.. SWEEEET.. One whole HOUR to game
up
>this hottie..
damn... now this... must... have... felt... GOOOOOD ;)
>(funny convo snipped)
>Alright, now all that I'm thinking is, "fuck this totally sucks.. I thought
>that my game was so on lately, but I can't even sarge supermodels after
hanging
>out with Mystery for this long.. I'm so fucking lame, I'll never learn to
sarge
>supermodels.. these chicks just want goodlooking guys sophisticated guys, and
I
>can tell that she's not one of those obnoxious chicks who likes my C&F.. she
>thinks I'm fucking lame-ass, and I'll never get these chicks cause they KNOW
>that they can get better looking guys.. how am I supposed to sarge these
chicks
>if they won't even acknowledge me in the first place.. obviously my looks just
>aren't there, cause this chick just thinks I'm so lame.."
aaaah... i can just FEEL everybody who has ever even in half heart
attempted a slight sargish behaviour all the way up to the PUAs
connecting to you ;)
>So I figure I'm srewed, and I'm really feeling let down. My big chance, and I
>choke. STILL, I hear Mystery's voice in my head "A 10 HAS TO CHOOSE YOU, YOU
>CANNOT SEDUCE A 10" (this in reference to celeb types, not down-to-earth
10s)..
>So I want to keep trying, but I know it'll come off needy.
i don't believe i quite understand that line. isn't that what
seduction is all about, getting ahold of a chick's emotions so her
emotions tell her to 'choose' you. would this mean celebrity chicks
are more RATIONAL than other chicks? this doesn't make a lot of
sense...
>Next the stewardness comes over and asks if we want to get some complimentary
>drinks. Cosmo-dork is sleeping, so here's how it goes from there:
>
>ME: SMACK (hit her pretty HARD on the arm, so she wakes up).. wake up
>dorkhead.. the beverages are here..
>
>(...)
man, i love it! this shit is fucking hilarious...
>ME: my bros work with Hugh Hefner and all that.. whatever, it was all right..
I
>met alot of celebs and shit..
probably the only downside... this little lie. i'm pretty much against
social proof lies because of the effect it has on your self image...
you know, the shit juggler's preaching.
>HER: I should add you to my IM..
>ME: hmm.. I dunno about this shit.. I told you I dunno about models..
>HER: ha.. JERK!! JERK!! JERK!!
>ME: hahaha.. yeah I'm a jerk.. (moving closer)
>HER: yeah JERK! (moving closer)
>ME: yeah I'm a JERK (moving closer)
>HER: jerk (closer)
>ME: jerk (closer)
>HER: jerk (really closer)
yeaaaaah... this is just like rio's 'cutoff' 101...
have you ever felt like you felt like you've g-closed a model... and
while you're thinking about that, you might realize a certainty that
she will go out of her way to see you again. ;)
f.m. breakbeat
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