mASF post by "Manifestis3"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, January 1, 2003TylerDurden posting from Manifestis' house (visiting him in California):
I sarged the Dahm triplets tonight while I was hanging with Manifestis, Paps,
and Dreamweaver.. Craig left early.. ouch!
I spot big group huddled over in the club with security surrounding them.. I
ask who it is, and apparently its the Dahm triplets from Playboy magazine.. I
try to approach, but they've got this big entourage and are totally locked in..
I try to chat them, but they've got big shields up and all that.. Nobody can
really chat them.. its kinda weird.
I decide to play it up cool, and when they get up, Paps initiates them and they
ask us to take a pic with them so they can feel cool or something, I dunno..
I play it up very unimpressed with the whole thing.. try to chat chicks around
me in the meantime to the extent that I can in the big groupie huddle..
TD: what is this? this is lame, why are we just taking pics?
THEM: yeah I know..
TD: what you guys are supposed to be some kind of models or something..
THEM: yeah..
TD: yeah my buddies says Penthouse or something..
THEM: (giggling) Playboy..
TD: oh yeah? are you like Pamela Anderson or something?
THEM: giggling.. no, we're the Dahm triplets..
TD: OMG.. you guys are all dressed the same! that's so CUTE.. you guys are like
the POWERPUFF GIRLS (I'm sorry, but this is the ALL TIME ULTIMATE use of this
neg)
THEM: OMG.. hahahahhahahahhaha..
PAPS: TylerDurden is incredible.. he can read minds..
TD: what.. oh I dunno if she's ready for this..
PAPS: tell me your birthday..
TD: nooo way.. FUCK THIS.. they won't give us their REAL birthday.. they'll
give us their FAKE CELEBRITY birthdays... I'm not down with this.. Paps dude,
do you think they're trustworthy???
THEM: no no no.. I'll show you my driver's license I swear..
PAPS: ok
TD: OK.. think of your birthday.. no not that! your BIRTHDAY..
THEM: hahah... OK
TD: December 12th..
THEM: OMG.. wow..
TD: hmm.. I dunno..
THEM: no no, here's my driver's license (pulls her drivers license out of her
sock)
TD: 25?? you guys are 25??
THEM: yeah.. how old did you think we were??
TD: I dunno like 30 or some shit.. well, if you're 25 I GUESS you can MAYBE
hang with us then.. what do you have going for you other than being in our age
group?
THEM: hahah.. I dunno, lots of stuff!!
TD: like what? are you adventurous? Cause if you're not adventurous we can
definetely not hang with you..(thinking to myself, yeah you fuck a 70 geezer
Hugh Hefner, but don't remind me)
THEM: we're sooo totally adventurous..
TD: oh yeah? like how?
THEM: ummmm.......
TD: man Paps, these guys think slow dude..
THEM: no no.. like starting from when we came to L.A. when we were 19 with like
totally nothing.. and we've gone handgliding and to parties and all sorts of
amazing things..
PAPS: so yeah supposedly she likes David Bowie (he'd used the David Bowie
opener ealier)
TD: oh yeah? you guys are definetely trouble.. totally bad girls..l
THEM: hahahha.. for suuure..
THEM: you know, we haven't met him yet.. I'm sure we will (I'm thinking WICKED,
she's social proofing herself right now)
TD: whoa.. I well you're definetely not meeting him in this club! :)
THEM: hahah.. we've never been here before..
SECURITYGUARD: we have to move clubs.. go, now (he's like their pimp or
something.. they leave right there)
THEM: OMG we're so sorry we have to leave..
OUTERTRIPLET: OMG I'm sorry we didn't get to chat more (the girl on the outside
who couldn't chat me much, as she's shuffled out in a flurry)..
TD: Paps dude, that was funny-ass shit... oh well, nice try..
We got the pics.. I'm just thinking that I should have stole her drivers
license.. I could have checked it out, and walked off while Paps distracted
her.. I was thinking close at the time, since it was going alright.
TylerDurden
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