mASF post by "LexDiamond"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, August 8, 2005So another girl just joined the I Hate Lex Fan Club today. I'm thinking of
selling them posters of me that they could then rip and burn to get their
frustration out.
Remember HBPissedOff from fUNk_aAt's BBQ Party FR (Toronto Lair), well, I was
going to email her yesterday to talk about what happened last week. And to tell
her that I have no room in my life for someone who blows me off like that. But
I decided to send the email to myself first to see what it reads like. And when
I read it, I thought to myself, man this email is lame. It doesn't even come
across anywhere remotely like what it reads like in my head.
So I decided to scrap the email, and called her up around 10:30 last night. She
was really nice when I called her, and she told me she was just watching TV.
But then, I asked her, "So what was last week all about?" All non chalant
because I was curious. And she was like, "Whatever", click. And just hung up
the phone on me. I just couldn't stop laughing after that.
I went on MSN shortly after that, and her msn says something like, "Chauvinist,
don't you just hate them." Anyways, I quickly sent her an MSN message telling
her who I was talking to last week. And that I was actually looking forward to
grabing a bite with her that night, and going to a near by park to just chill
and catch up on what we have been up to. I then told her that I had already
deleted her number from my cell phone, and that I would be taking her off my
MSN and email list so she wouldn't hear from me again. I finished off by
telling her that I was glad that we met, and that I really enjoyed spending
time with her, and that I wished her all the best.
So here is the email she sent me this morning:
[QUOTE]seriously Lex, u are dillusional, i met you at work and besides that I
never would have spoken to you.period. The fact that you think you are actually
attractive in any way baffles me. I'm annoyed with you because you are trying
to act like some big pimping guy when I know that half the girls talk to you
because they feel bad and you act as if you are just a friendly person , then
you said a few things that suggested you were fake and probally telling your
friends bullshit to impress them. I have three words. GET A LIFE!
And just so you're clear, Who gives a shot who you talk to, I just don't like
pathetic little shits that try to weezle their way in from a friend.[/QUOTE]
HBPissedOff, welcome to the I Hate Lex Fan Club. With your 1 year of
subscription, you get a free autographed T-Shirt, made out of 100% cotton. And
a monthly Lay Report telling you who Lex is fucking insted of you.
Lessons:
1. Don't send emails to girls you are sarging. If you type more than a
paragraph it will probably come accross as lame. Always send the email to
yourself first to read how it comes across. Proof reading it before you send it
is not the same as sending it to yourself first. Send it to yourself first,
trust me it will come off across differently.
2. Trying to be nice or honest to clear up a misunderstanding means shit, if
the girl has already made up in her head what "actually" happend.
3. When talking to a girl who is pissed off at you, just continue to talk to
her as if nothing happened. Don't bring up the incident so that you can talk
about it and clear up any misunderstandings. Just pretend that nothing bad
happened, and so will she.
Anyways, NoRm and Adrian, lets go out and sarge so that I can GFTOW (Go Fuck
Ten Other Women) and get over this Bizzatch. Actually, I got over her over a
month ago when I LJBF'ed (Let's Just be Friends) her, but I still want to go
out and Fuck Ten Other Women.
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