mASF post by "Unchaste"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, January 1, 2003I once said that I would not care to meet any PUAs from around here.
Well, FUCK THAT.
There's just that kind of immediate feedback that you get when you're
in the field with another PUA. I learned most of the basics on my own
over the past two years. But sarging with others who know what's going
on is WAY the fuck more FUN than going it alone. So if you can't shell
out the cash for a Mystery Workshop or a Ross Jeffries Seminar, etc.
then get your ass on P.A.I.R. and look for peers and mentors.
Anyway, Darren and I first hit a coffee shop to chill for a while. I
told one of the clerks, who was unusually enthusiastic about taking
orders, that she should be a greeter at Wal-Mart.
Clerk: *Blush* No one's ever told me that before!
I practiced Style's Dental Floss opener on a two set a little later
on. It's amazing how much info chicks provide on the maintenance of
teeth, but understandable. And of course, very few of them actually
floss, which leads to a neg on hygiene, etc . . .
IMO, Mystery had a point when he recommended a lot of routines to have
handy . . .
Darren showed me Mystery's runecast. It's really good shit, though I
wonder how many peeps actually memorize what the stones mean as
opposed to simply making up appropriate stuff on the fly.
Later we hit Utopia, a loud ass dance club with ridiculous amounts of
AFCs just standing the fuck around. All the while I was applying
everything I learned about body language, blocking out others from
sets. I opened a 3-set --- two guys and a 7 with a standard I'm Not
From Here routine, asking about all the other clubs and bars around,
etc., etc. Got rapport with the guys, switched to the target, slowly
isolated her from the rest by slowly interposing myself between her
and her group. Got a fair amount of rapport and then ejected.
Darren didn't look like he was having any fun, so I suggested that he
and I hop to another club. We wound up walking around a lot that
night, hitting other venues intermittently with my chalked ID, and
then not staying long. So I was like, fuck it, and I started chatting
up guys, a few ugly girls, gay guys at Club Marcella's. Another lesson
learned there: at gay clubs, simply engage the entire set. Don't talk
to the men first, otherwise the chicks will feel that you're hitting
on them, and at best, you're bisexual --- unless that's a vibe you
want :-)
In another two set at another club, I came up with a routine that
expressed who I was. It's a transition from job talk to sexier
matters. The chick told me that she was working some such shit job for
some such company, and I couldn't find anything sexy about it so I
told her.
HB: Well, then, what do you do?
Me: For a living? I do math. [I could have said codemaster, or
something . . .]
HB: Math?
Me: Yeah, and math can be sexy.
HB: Oh?
Me: Yeah! Give me your palm. See, there's a concept called "the limit"
in math where you approach a point but you never quite reach it. See
how my finger is getting closer and closer to your wrist, but it
doesn't quite reach?
HB: Yeah.
Me: Well, don't you think that's an important concept for sex?
And she didn't quite bite. But I think this routine has a lot of
potential. I've got to find more math that I can relate to sex.
I just wish there were more hot chicks around. "Find" is definitely
the hardest part of FMAC. There simply weren't enough sets. :-(
One big difference between campus/coffee shop sarging and club/bar
sarging is that you simply must have more routines down and be able to
whip them out faster. This is key, fellas. Practicing routines allows
you to see more situs and gain incisive experience. Then you can
eventually reach the mPUA wittiness of Style, Juggler, Mystery, etc.
IMO, this straggling with the routines fucked up my chances for closes
tonight, and I had at least two or three potential closes. I have a
renewed appreciation for campus sarging, and I'm going to have to
practice getting rid of this shitty lag.
I would like to meet more of you mofos! If any of you bastards attend
UB, fucking contact me! I just caught sarging fever again!
-Unchaste
Seduction is art.
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