mASF post by "willpower"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, April 4, 2005Alright this one is hot!!! I was browsing around on thefacebook, which is
basically a college network site for all of you who don't know.
Anyway, there's one girl who goes to my school who posed for Playboy last year.
Now, I never got the issue, but I have seen pics of her, so I know that she is
like a 9.5 at least. So I run into her profile on thefacebook and figure "what
the hell" I'll IM her. The following is our conversation, which she was
ridiculously open to. We shall call her HBPlayboy.
Willpower: hiya, i was browsing around facebook and ran into your profile.
There was just SOOO much fascinating information about you that I was COMPELLED
to IM you :-P
HBPlayboy: oh really...i sense sarcasm...
Willpower: maybe a drop lol. anyway, i need a female perspective on something
Willpower: at what age is a girl too old to get her bellybutton pierced?
HBPlayboy: 28
Willpower: that sure is a definite answer lol
HBPlayboy: haha. it just popped in my head
HBPlayboy: seemed right
Willpower: anyway the reason i ask is cause my best friend called me the other
day to tell me that his mom just got hers done
Willpower: and she's like 50
Willpower: and thats not even the worst part
HBPlayboy: omg
Willpower: what?
HBPlayboy: oh my god--omg
Willpower: i know what it stands for lol
HBPlayboy: oh
HBPlayboy: sorry
HBPlayboy: haha
Willpower: anyway his gf has the same piercing, and so everytime he sees it on
his gf he thinks of his mom!!!
HBPlayboy: eeww...no way!
Willpower: yea way!
HBPlayboy: smart ass
Willpower: thanks :-)
HBPlayboy: no prob
Willpower: i feel aweful for the guy
HBPlayboy: ya that is crazy
Willpower: speaking of guys, i was out at legends last night, and im
curious...since when did human cloning become a reality?
HBPlayboy: haha
HBPlayboy: what do you mean??
Willpower: i mean, every guy in there is wearing the same white undershirt,
with the same button down collared shirt and the same hemp necklaces
Willpower: !!
HBPlayboy: yuck
HBPlayboy: and they all use the same pick up lines like "got any irish in ya??
WANT SOME???!!"
HBPlayboy: haha
HBPlayboy: ya its pretty sad
Willpower: i mean its insance
HBPlayboy: so what pickup line do you use then, mr. stud?
Willpower: i generally ask a girl at what age is a girl too old to get her
belly btton pierced :-P
HBPlayboy: haha
HBPlayboy: nice
HBPlayboy: very original
Willpower: anyway, while i was out last night, i had an epiphany
HBPlayboy: and that is...
Willpower: well, as much as guys want to think that they're in control and
they're the ones who pick up girls, its totally the other way around. its the
girl who chooses at the end of the night whether she brings a guy home or not.
she gets to be as spontaneous as she likes. the guy just throws himself in
front of her and hopes for the best
HBPlayboy: i absolutely agree. women always have the upper hand we just don't
let you know it ; )
Willpower: are YOU spontaneous?
HBPlayboy: yes. too much so for my own good sometimes
HBPlayboy: are you?
Willpower: heh, whats the most spontaneous thing you;ve done in the last six
months?
HBPlayboy: i am trying to think which is the MOST. six months is a long
time...
Willpower: stop stalling, if you cant think of anything its ok lol
HBPlayboy: hold on phone call...brb
Willpower: yea yea
Willpower: :-P
HBPlayboy: ok...here we go...i was painted in latex body paint for a fashion
show at high dive and i went out to the bars like that and ended up in a shower
at after hours with two different girls
Willpower: sounds like a good time
HBPlayboy: it was
HBPlayboy: so right back at ya..same question
Willpower: well, me and my ex were walking around the south fields, and it was
just at sunset, so there's still plenty of people around. anyway, i just am
like"fuck it" and i start making out with her in the middle of the soccer
field, and i ended up goin down on her in the middle of said field lol
HBPlayboy: no shit! that's hot.
Willpower: she thought so :-P
HBPlayboy: i am sure she did
HBPlayboy: sex in public is always exciting.
Willpower: im glad someone agrees lol
Willpower: but don't get any ideas now ;-)
HBPlayboy: shoot...too late
HBPlayboy: ; )
Willpower: its allright, you cant help it
HBPlayboy: haha. you are just full of jokes, aren't ya?
Willpower: pretty much, but they're only funny cause they're based in truth
HBPlayboy: so, i am going to go out on a limb and guess your name is will since
you have not introduced yourself...
Willpower: good guess...i cant imagine how you figured that one out lol
Willpower: brains and beauty lol
HBPlayboy: haha. like, totally.
Willpower: AND blonde, how could i forget!!!
HBPlayboy: i know. how could you?
Willpower: legally blonde 3 here we come!
HBPlayboy: haha. except i fucking hate the color pink.
HBPlayboy: and little prissy dogs.
Willpower: well i guess you'll hate my shoes and my pet then :-P
Willpower: jk
HBPlayboy: lol
HBPlayboy: you are too funny
Willpower: i know....i mean thanks
HBPlayboy: any time
Willpower: listen, you seem like a cool girl, and i would love to get to know
you more, but i got some shit i need to get done. how would you feel about
getting some coffee tomorrow...say around 6ish?
HBPlayboy: i don't know...are you cute?
Willpower: are YOU?
HBPlayboy: you already saw my picture...
HBPlayboy: so i think you know the answer to that ; )
Willpower: maybe ;-)
Willpower: facebook stalk me yourself and you decide
HBPlayboy: haha. well you will have to tell me your whole name then...
Willpower: will delanoy
HBPlayboy: k let me check you out funny boy
HBPlayboy: ok you're cute.
Willpower: well duh lol
HBPlayboy: haha
HBPlayboy: i have class tomorrow night at six. could you make 5?
Willpower: sorry, im in class then, how bout a little later on
Willpower: she places too much stead on physicall appearance :-P
HBPlayboy: not any more than anyone else...i just admit it. but i do think
personality is more important
Willpower: espresso's open til god knows when
HBPlayboy: alright. will you be on IM tomorrow night?
Willpower: not sure cause i might not be home, u have a cell i can call?
HBPlayboy: i have a cell but i am not giving you my number yet. how about if
we are both on when i am done with my homework tomorrow night, we will meet up.
if not, we will do it another night
Willpower: sounds good, i'll im you when i get home tomorrow
HBPlayboy: cool. that works
Willpower: until then, adieu
HBPlayboy: good night
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