mASF post by "Nilatak"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, March 3, 2005
The more me and J-muffin hit the field the more we get shit tested by UGs, 6s
and 7s (not as much, but still happens). This happens as soon as we open. We
use indirect openers on them and they say stuff like, "Nice pick-up line, use
it over there!!! (while they point to some other girls)" or "Hey origninal
pick-up line!!!" Our deliver is on point and our projection cuts through shit
so I know it's not that. Something inside them makes them shit test us. I was
thinking it's the guy equivalent of being bold. Like maybe the UGs and 6s are
thinking we are just coming up cause we are bored and not intrested in them...I
mean how could we be since we are peacocked and social and talking to half the
club. Why would we be talking to them right???
They try to snub us before they can get snubbed by us. At least that's how I
see it. It's funny bc they will say it all bitchy but we just turn to each
other and laugh and then bust out the C&F and keep going, they give us major
shit and we just have fun with them. Example;
5 set UG (leader), two 6s, and two 7s
J-muffin: "Who lies more" opener
UG: "Guys (pointing to us)"
J-muffin: "Ok, what do you guys think?"
Other girls: "We dunno."
Nilatak: "Ok bc we have this friend....THONG STORY."
UG: "Yeah, that is a great pick-up line...NOW LEAVE!!!"
J-muffin and Nilatak: we turn to each other and laugh cause this has happend
several times before and we know IT'S ON!!!
Basically we got fucked and we have to befriend this girl before we leave.
Nilatak: "Awwww, shit!!! This girls is awsome! (laughing)"
J-muffin: "Totally, she's so cute."
Nialtak: "Yeah, dude she's buff too."
J-muffin to UG: "You are like the bodyguard of the group."
(meanwhile the girls seperate from UG and it's up to her to take us on)
UG: "Yeah? Who died you hair? It looks cheap!!! Try your pick-up lines on
someone else!"
J-muffin: "Oh, I head this MONEY PICKUP LINE THE OTHER DAY...how does it
go...how does it go...OH YEAH!! FUCK YOU!!!!" (delivered in cocky and playful
way)
The frame we have is very swinger like. THE GIRLS ARE CUTE BUNNIES!!! You
aren't gonna slap a cute bunny in the face or insult a cute bunny. It's just a
bunny, it doesn't know where it shits, you have to pet the bunny, pet the nice
bunny, slap the bunny, then pet the bunny, nice bunny!
Nilatak: "Ha ha ha...Shit dude, I can't belive you USED YOUR A-GAME?!?!?!!"
UG: "You should be talking...where did you get that shirt?"
Nilatak: "Goodwill!"
Nilatak: "Dude, I love this girl she is so money. I bet she kicks people's
ass for a living."
UG: "Actually I'm in the service."
Nilatak: "Damn, the army? So did you kill any Iraqies?"
UG: "I'm not in the army!!!!"
J-muffin: "It's ok, maybe next year."
Nilatak: "No serisously, you are cool."
UG: Confused
J-muffin: "Yeah, we had to test you to see if you are cool."
UG: still confused cause she was telling us to fuck off before and is
bewildered as why we didn't buy into her frame
Nilatak: "Yeah, we like you, we love your attitude, high five!!!"
UG: high fives me
J-muffin: "Low five!!! I'm into low fives."
UG: "No, let's do knuckles."
J-muffin: "Ok. (does the knuckle pound).
Nilatak: "OH SHIT!!! RESPECT KNUCKLES!!!! AWSOME"
The fattie is neutralized, she likes us now and she wants us to stay. We leave
cause the targets weren't as hot as we originally thought. Still learning
experience. STAY IN AND STAY POSITIVE AND PLAYFUL, NOTHING CAN BLOW YOU OUT!!!
DROP THE EGO!!!!!
Then again I had another theory with the 6s, 7s,and UGs. THEY ARE TOO LOW
VALUE TO REALIZE THE GAME FOR WHAT IT IS...GAME!!!! When we open 9s and 10s
(rare we find any, but still) they love the opener and contribute to it. They
love to state their opinions. It's like they can see the game for what it
is...good game.
They are socially savy enough to know it's just game and they NEVER call us out
on it unless we come in weak or don't project. It's because guys come in with
the LAMEST SHIT!!! Once me and J were on the street and this guy was hissing
at this 9. She was like, "What are you??? A SNAKE!!! GET A LIFE!!!" Today,
this guy comes in and just creepy stares this 8.5 and freaks her out. After we
game these two 9s this guy comes in to my target and lamely asks, "Is that your
boyfriend?" Ha ha ha ....guys are lame. THIS GAME IS MADE FOR 10s. At
least what I'm seing in field is reinforcing this. Anyone notice similar
stuff? Like I said, we peacock, I'm a goodlooking guy but there are way better
at these clubs, thing is bodylanuage and the way you interact with people SAYS
TONS ABOUT YOU SO WE COME IN HIGH VALUE, depends on the venue too.
Yesterday the venue was mostly UGs and people not too cultured (socially savy)
and they kept ranking on us and our "PICK UP LINES."
I'm so hot, even my shit gets laid.
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