mASF post by "Odious"
posted on: USENet: alt.seduction.fast newsgroup, April 4, 2000
Ross Jeffries wrote:
>
> In article <[email protected]>, tru***r@my***.com[ ? ]
> wrote:
>
> > Hymie Ross here.
> >
> > Don Steele and Joanna Bardot Lopez are conducting a mini seminar for an
> > international TV star who wants to learn how to find, meet, talk with and
> > date young women.
>
> MINI-ME agreed to this? WOW!
>
I think we should start a pool to guess who the big TV start is. Now my
first guess would be Ponch from Chips...but he's married and has like 2
kids. So I'm going to guess that the TV star is none other than, the
guy who played grampa on the munsters.
> >
> > You can be a member of this elite group of guys. Join us Joanna and Don
> > as
> > they share their knowledge of how to find, meet, talk with, date and mate
> > with young women.
>
> And take six weeks of studying her body language BEFORE you even
> approach her..just like R. Dunk does!
>
Shouldn't he have said, "Join us Joanna and Don as they share their
knowledge of how to find, meet, talk with, date and mate with young women
who are fat, ugly, needy, and emotionally unstable.
> >
> > You wil learn, along with the TV star how to dress for success, how to
> > stand,
> > how to walk and how to talk with young women. BUT BEFORE YOU FUCK UP AND
> > APPROACH THE WRONG FEMALE . . . YOU WILL learn BODY LANGUAGE SECRETS so
> > you
> > only approach young women who are intereste in you.
>
> Translation: you will stand there for HOURS and she'll walk away before
> you even get to open your mouth.
Or you'll stand outside of the jenny craig clinic, waiting for some big
lumbering land mammal to come migrating across the parking lot and when
she asks you for help closing her car door around the bag of flab she
calls a body, you can beg for her phone number.
> >
> > You will wear lapel cameras at Borders coffee bars and other meet to meat
> > spots.
>
> Wait a minute! This is from the guy who refused my pick-up challenge on
> the grounds that HE DOES NOT TEACH PICKING UP GIRLS!
>
Yeah, that's why he's got these guys rigged with cameras, so he can see
what it is like to go outside and approach women. Maybe don will learn
somethin'.
> >
> > Joanna will give you on the spot coaching about who's interested and who
> > AIN'T!
>
> THat is, if she isn't busy hitting the snack bar at Borders or munching
> those cheese fries at the other locales...
>
It's hard for her to talk through a feed bag.
>
> >
> > Shooting May 14 in Whittier CA\
>
> I thought shootings happen all the time in Whittier!
>
> >
> > Rehersal Saturay May 13 at the Whittier Hilton.
> >
I do find it particularly amusing that don actually openly states that
his pick up seminar is rehearsed. This will probably be like the crap
he did on the X show, where he just had footage of some women doing what
he said women will do in any real situation. Well if women do it in any
real situation, why not use footage from a real situation? Simple,
because don needs the benefit of contrivance in order to achieve any
degree of believability in his tired old stale methods.
The guys on the X show were not impressed.
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