mASF post by "midas"
posted on: mASF forum: Advanced Discussion, June 6, 2005I'm in college now, but I was going through my old posts here and decided to
repost this since its the summertime and you have time to prepare for your new
life b4 school...
This is for all of you young cats out there who are afc or just inexperienced
(socially retarded), this is the "natural" way because it was before I found
asf, so don't think twice.. this stuff is all you...
There isn 't really any material out there that is suited for you younger
guys.. I had to tell a highschooler not to peacock! Thats clearly outrageous!
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Ok heres the deal... In HS, you SHOULD try to make as many friends as you can.
Be friendly to everyone! You need to have a goog guy friend base. If you don't
have many guy friends than you need to get some.
If you have a house that you can have without parents than you can instantly
become included in new social circles. At lunch time, force yourself to eat
with girls. It's not that bad if you don't, just way better if you do.
Find girls in your class and chat them up. When you leave a classroom, try to
ALWAYS have someone who is going to walk the same way as you. So if you are in
math with HB6 and you both have the same class afterwards, walk with her. When
you go to lunch just walk with HBs and REALLY try to be with at least one guy
so you'll be more confident. Then you can just sit down with girls.
Get yourself some JEWELRY! Get 2-3 bracelets that you like. Notice that I said
what YOU like. Don't worry what other people will think about them because YOU
don't care. You aren't one of those fake people, youre a real cool guy. This
really helps set you apart since most guys don't wear any jewelry. If they ask
about them (they will) or compliment them, tell them its from your little
sister (shes sooo cute) or your older sister sent them to you while she was in
france and that they are magic, like, meaningful in a cool way.
A good thing for you to do is to work out after school in the gym. You'll make
friends automatically there. Don't be shy about not being strong! There will be
HUGE dudes in there but just do your own thing and dont give a fuck about how
much your lifting.
I don't know how strict your school is, but one thing that is FUN to do is to
be tardy. Be late to class often and serve detention. You will meet some REALLY
cool people in detention, in-school-suspension. There are ALWAYS hot-ass girls
there too.
Don't use a back-pack unless you don't have a locker. Don't be anal
retentive... ooooh this is payback time for you dorks out there.... If a
mothafucker asks you to borrow a pen/paper/etc.. or if there slick and ask if
you have any extra... DONT FUCKING LIE. Be nice to everyone and it will pay.
Don't be worried about what other people are doing. Don't look all around at
shit. Take your sweet ass time to get to class. Saunter in all tardy n shit.
If your ever really bored go to the nurse.
Sneak to a fast-food restaraunt during lunch... you can usually persuade ANY HB
to do this with you... its super cool and fun. Walk back in to the school still
holding your cups.
Dress laid back... Wear something really nice to school like a suit and if
anyone asks say you have to go to court... if they ask say your getting
married.. then if they ask say for a smoking ticket but just to pay a 150$
fine.
Get a TI graphing calculator... a GOOD one. Download cool games on it from the
internet and show it off in class.
Skip any mandatory school activities that you can get away with. Then ask
people how it was. Dont be obvious ever IOW, dont make it look like your trying
to impress them.
Get a job as a pizza delivery guy. Go to a laid back one like Pizza king...
they have cooler employees and less work. Chicks dig pizza guys. But not dorky
ones with a hat and shit on their car. Pizza king ROCKS. If your manager is
cool then ask him if you should have some chicks over. He'll probably give them
free food if theyre hot.
You DO have to get a job so you can have cheese.$$$
Practice dancing at home it is fucking SWEET if you can dance. BARELY any guys,
even on here, know how to dance well. Try to hear and feel the bass beats and
move to the rhythm.
Make yourself a fake id on photoshop (email me).
Get a cool cell phone and only have girls numbers in them.
Sneak into neighborhood pools and country club pools and sarge chicks you don't
know there.
Go to EVERY SINGLE concert that you can! Tell people in school about how cool
it was.
Go paintballing just cuz its fun.
The #1 way to become popular in highschool if you aren't already is to host a
few house parties. Here is a post of mine from awhile back that details how I
get down.
I go to probably 2-5 house parties EVERY WEEK, so let me share some of my
secrets and tips..
Ok this is what I would recommend. Make SURE that you do this list.
1. Have your bathroom amazingly clean.
2. Have plenty of Liquor... Beer is not as cool(girls like flavored beers
though like smirnoff or mikes etc)... Get Smirnoff Raspberry (or new green
apple) Twist and a couple half gallons of Captain Morgans or Admiral Nelsons...
Alizea and Amaretto sour make for some GREAT mixed drinks. To be really
impressive get some Hypnotiq.
2a. Learn some drinking games.
3. Have plenty of chasers... definately a lot of coke. The new Sprite remix is
the shit with Citrus Twist.
4. Make sure you have a reasonably loud/nice stereo and good cds PLANNED AHEAD!
Good music is REQUIRED. No cds? Tell people to bring them. If you want to
chill listen to chill music. If you want to party then listen to PARTY MUSIC.
4a. A good party HAS TO HAVE DANCING!
5. Have a smoke spot if you can't smoke inside... Have ashtrays out otherwise.
6. Keep the lights normal in some spots, but DIM the lights in most places.
Trust ME! No dimmer? Turn off some lights or remove the bulbs. This will make
people feel more at ease. Especially at first.
7. Have some of your best buds over like an hour early. Invite your guy friends
and explain to them that they aren't allowed to bring ANY guy friends unless
they ask first! Tell them to invite ALL girls but to make sure the girls don't
bring guys! This way you will have a good number of cool guys without having to
fuck with any BS ratio.
8. Tell everyone different times to get there. You'll want to give certain
groups of girls certain times to avoid cockblocking and conflict. Hoes come
kinda late... Big hoes come when everyone else has left!
9. DONT LET PEOPLE DRIVE TOO DRUNK... !
10. Get there late by leavig before to pick up girls or liquor.
11. Have your trash cans extra lined with garbage bags and in plain view in
strategic spots.
12. Keep moving around! Go from one group to another and leave on high notes!
Wink at girls when they come in and smile at all guys. Be friendly to guys and
end cockblocking and make yourself look good. Pat your guy friends on the back
when you walk past. Brush up on all girls SUBTLy sometimes, when you walk by.
13. Get your breakables and valuables tucked away. Leave doors locked to rooms
that you don't want people to go in. Everyone knows how to pick a lock too so
hopefully you have a good lock..
14. When you drink a shot or a sip, ALWAYS drink it with at least one other
person (preferably a chick) and ALWAYS do a cheers! Cheers with like 10 girls
is ideal.
15. Watch the temperature, too hot or too cold is NOT ACCEPTABLE! Use fans when
hot..
16. If you have a tv then keep it off. I use the tv as a light source, NEVER
HAVE THE TV VOLUME ON. Trust me. It robs potential dancers/party girls from
partying, people will get lost in a tv show even if its a commercial... Keep
the attention of the party on music and talking... Conversation is GOOD! Put
on like Music Videos (pornos later maybe) or like Girls gone Wild, sports, or
Entertainment channel.
17. Have a lot of shot glasses and ice.
18. Figure out the parking situation before hand. A lot of times we will make
people park somewhere else and stuff into a car if they are all driving solo.
That should really help anyone as these are THE tricks of the trade so to
speak... Do this and you will become social proofed like a motherfucker and you
will become popular and more outgoing... note this is tested
for teens and 20's.
I hope some of this will help you. Fuckin money shit man.
-Midas
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