mASF post by "hotlab"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, March 3, 2004On 3/8/04 8:49:00 AM, jettiger wrote:
>THAT IS THE QUESTION: ?????
>How do you scan chicks to find
>out if she is looking for ONS
>or not ??????
Just ask them. You don't want a relationship, so a rejection means nothing.
It's a numbers game.
>
>What can you point out in:
>Conversation topics/ nonverbal
>attitudes/ clothes/
>subcommunicates/ , that could
>give info if chick is after
>ONS or not.
From http://www.blert.net/ja/txt/pickup.txt
1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2. Do you want to see something swell?
3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over
750 psi?
4. Drop 'em!
5. What do you like for breakfast?
6. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
8. Say, did we go to different schools together?
9. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk
about the
first thing that pops up?
10. I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
11. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
13. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
14. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
15. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
16. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
17. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed
weasels NOW!
18. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
19. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
20. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.
When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long
enough you would cum."
21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"
23. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
24. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
25. Bond. James Bond.
26. Do you spit or swallow?
27. You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in
the book. So what's one more?
28. Your place or mine?
29. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
30. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my
nightstand.
31. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
32. Your face or MINE!?
33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
34. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against me?
35. When she asks, for a match.
How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
36. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
37. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play
gynecologist.
39. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you
weigh.
40. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
41. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
42. I'd look good on you.
43. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
44. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of
something else.
45. I would kill or die to make love to you.
46. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
47. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
48. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
49. HI! Can I buy you a car?
50. NOW, BITCH!
51. Fancy a fuck?
52. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
53. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
54. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
55. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
56. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
56. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars
from the sky and put them in your eyes.
57. Look at the tag in her shirt and say:
"I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
58. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you
with your clothes on?
59. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown
or Pink?
60. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Have you ever had your belly-button licked?...(Yes)...From the
inside?
61. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through
my mind
all night.
62. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was
Easter, would
you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
63. Hi, how are you?
64. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see
myself in your pants.
65. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
66. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
67. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
68. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
69. Do you know the essential difference between sex and
conversation?
(No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
70. Hold out two fingers and say:
"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't
know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
71. The word of the day is LEGS, lets go home and spread the word.
72. Those clothes are becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be
cumming on you too.
73. I like spaghetti, I like meatballs. Let's go fuck.
74. How 'bout coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing?
75. Life sucks. Death swallows. I do both.
76. Ve have vays to make you scream in ecstasy.
77. Since you're sticking that out, does that mean you want to share it
with me?
78. There's a purity test tomorrow morning. Want to study with me?"
79. I'm a non-profit organization. Would you like to volunteer for
tonight?
80. (use after being rejected) "If I can't have you for real, I'm
going to fantasize about having wild, passionate sex with you
all night. Since I'm going to have you either way, wouldn't
you rather be there to enjoy it?
81. I miss my teddybear. Would you sleep with me?
82. It's way past my bedtime. Want to tuck me in?
83. You're shivering from cold. If you like, I'll keep you
shivering, but it won't be from cold.
84. Do I want to have sex with you? To be honest, I was
thinking of something far more unusual. Would you like
to find out what?
85. Your hands are cold? That's no matter. Are your lips warm?
86.
"Let's you and me goback to my place and get out of
these wet clothes.
87. I don't want you to sleep with me. I would rather that
you were awake.
88. Hi, my name's _____. Just thought you might want to
know what you'll be screaming later
89. Please say NO now, before I spend the money on drinks.
90. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
91. Man, your body is like VISA... because it's everywhere
I want to be.
92. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
93. I have the F, the C, the K...now all I need is you...
94. I see you've lost your virginity... can I have the
box it came in???
95. Do you sleep on your stomach?? no?? can I ???
96. and the classic gay pickup linesmen: "hi, what's your name?"
women: "i've got a harley"
97. hey baby, nice lats
98. nice shoes, but i think they'd look better spread four
feet apart
99. your hair goes great with my sheets
100. have you been using windex on those leather pants? ...
because I can sure see myself in them
101. You should see the rest of my buttons...
102. Brian Aldiss used to pick up women at SF cons by
saying "hey baby, want to come up to my room and
see my dick?" after he won the Philip K. Dick award
103. would you like to feel the dent in my head?
104. Have you ever taken a man by the leash?
(actually said to a friend in a goth club)
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