mASF post by "APHRODISIAC"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, June 6, 2005On 6/28/05 7:39:00 PM, slashview wrote:
>On 6/28/05 2:32:00 PM, burning_chrome
>wrote:
>
>>Me:
>>Do you want to go on a date
>>sometime?
>
>It's been said a gazillion times. Dates
>are for chicks you're already screwing.
>It's right up there with the 3 second
>rule.
>
>>Her:
>>yesss i would.....that would
>>be fun.....heh ;]
>
>Interpretation: Ummm... yeah, sure.
>
>>Her:
>>well how about a screen name?
>>i just did a lot of coke. i
>>feel llike shit. i really
>>shouldnt have. its just so
>>damn good. my nose bled ....
>>good old days. [ommited] is my
>>screen name........hehe. see
>>ya.
>
>Interpretation: I'll just tell him to
>bug off nicely. And anyway, if he IMs
>me, I can always just ignore it. I'm not
>really into him so I don't think I care
>what his screen name is, so I won't
>bother asking.
>
>>me:
>>not much just enjoying my
>>break between summer sessions.
>>SO do you want to get
>>together?
>>
>>her:
>>What do you mean by that?
>
>Interpretation: Wha...? Go out with some
>guy I have no interest in? Well, maybe
>he can score me some coke. Let's just
>bait him on.
>
>>
>>me:
>>See a movie or something
>>
>>her:
>>Suuure... heh ;]
>
>Interpretation: No coke? Sure, let's go
>out...
>
>>me:
>>have you seem Robots?
>>
>>her:
>>no
>>
>>me:
>>do you want to see Robots?
>>
>>her:
>>maybe
>
>Interpretation: No, I don't want to
>watch it with you. But I am a nice
>person, so I won't reject him straight
>out.
>
>>me:
>>depending on...
>>
>>her:
>>ummm
>
>Interpretation: Doesn't he get the hint?
>Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away...
>
>>me: (after waiting a while) I
>>don't have all day
>>me: (after waiting a little
>>bit longer) hello?
>>i logged out a minute later
>
>Interpretation: Whew... He left...
>
>>If I had this over to do again
>>I would have probably just
>>taken her "maybe" as a yes, a
>>proceeded based on that
>>assumption. Would that be the
>>best thing? Any
>>recommendations of what to do
>>next time? Any analysis of
>>the conversation would be
>>appreciated too.
>
>Dude, you lost her at hello. My
>suggestion is read the player guide, get
>off the internet and start sarging in
>real life. Oh and while you're at it,
>you might want to re-read the posting
>guidelines.
>
>Excerpts from posting guidelines:
>- Please don't post the logs of your
>online PUs unless it lead to: getting
>her number (and the # was real), or
>meeting her IRL.
>- If you're a newly registered (less
>than 1 month) on this forum, you are NOT
>allowed to post logs of your online
>"PUs" under any condition.
get it, burning chrome
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