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posted on: USENet: alt.seduction.fast newsgroup, December 12, 1996In alt.politics.jaffo, on 16 Dec 1996 13:04:09 -0700, Nick S Bensema wrote:
:The second one. Nail those toon bastards to the wall. They're all
:Communists you know. Ever notice why Bart and Lisa Simpson both are
:always wearing RED? ALWAYS?
Which brings me to my annual Christmas rant.
AHEM.
I have a little quiz. Not a quiz, really, in fact this is Jaffo's Annual
Christmas Communist Checklist.
1. Wears red.
2. Wears conspicuous cold weather clothing. (Gets mighty cold in
SIBERIA!)
3. Infiltrates the homes of hard-working Americans.
4. Favors the redistribution of wealth in the form of colorfully-wrapped
presents.
5. Distributes COMMUNIST propaganda, teaching our children that if they
just "think good thoughts" and "stay out of trouble" they will receive
tangible material benefit. Every year this STEALTH COMMUNIST wages his
UNCEASING WAR against our SACRED AMERICAN VALUES of THRIFT and HARD WORK!
Now, WHO could Jaffo be talking about?
A. Bill Clinton
B. Janet Reno
C. The Keebler Elves
D. Sam Donaldson
E. Leonard Piekoff
F. Pat Buchanan
G. Ted Kennedy (DANGER: Red nose and considerable girth should NOT be
considered in your answer.)
H. Rush Limbaugh (See previous disclaimer.)
I. Carlos May
J. SANTA CLAUS!!!
Think carefully before you open your fireplaces to this man!!!
Jaffo
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