mASF post by "Relic"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, July 7, 2005This is a huge SP for me. I'm naturally a very shy person, and I've overcome a
lot of that so far. However, I suck at storytelling. I'd rarely ever do it...
until I've been forced to learn it to PU. I can make some routines work, but
some I read and I can't figure out how I'd deliver it and I try it and it comes
off WAY too canned/scripted. Anyone else have this problem?
For example:
Sexual Predators
“You know what. I can’t trust you guys. Girls are predators. Girls are sexual
predators. I come out to clubs, and I see all these guys trying to seduce all
these women. But that’s not the case. That’s not the way it works. Guys are so
dumb. They think they’re seducing the women. At the end of the day it’s women
that choose. It’s the girl that chooses. Guys dangle themselves in front of the
women thinking they made it happen. But all along, at the end of the day, girls
choose…You know, when guys get mad at their girlfriend, they can’t just go out
to a club and sleep with a random girl. It just doesn’t happen. How many guys
can do that? How many guys do you think can honestly do that? Less than 3
percent. Look at these guys. Look at them. They go after all these girls.
They’re complimenting, they’re leaning in, they’re touching them. That doesn’t
get anyone anywhere. That’s not going to work. Some girls like it, but
seriously, how many guys do you think can really do that? It’s the girls that
choose. Girls go out to the clubs. They put on their push-up bra, high-heel
shoes, and just walk around looking hot, choosing guys. That’s the way it is.
You know what? You know why this is? It’s because girls are the only gender
that has an organ designed solely for sexual pleasure. That’s why girls, when
they have sex, they’re like, “oooooh, oooooh” (loud, others in the club hear
you). When guys have sex, it’s like “uhhhhh “ (relief).
I have a lot of my own routines, but none are really SUPER good. I sometimes
borrow a few from ASF, here and there. This is one which I'd like to learn,
also a few others.
Can anyone help me out or offer some advice?
Thanks in advance.
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