mASF post by "Alessandro"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, June 6, 2005ALLAHU AKBAR!
Dude, you're soooo fucking money, I LOVE YOU. This shit should be
written on scrolls and hanged on the wall of the old temple. NO SHIT. I
LOVE YOU man.
I have never seen bullshit so elequently put:
[[
her: you know, mASF is so hilarious. Who is your guru, Mystery,
Swinggcat, GUNWITCH...
me: (silent)
her: Swinggcat I guess
me: actually i don't know what you talking about
]]
Herman Miller couldn't come up with such lines man. Thanks for the laugh.
APHRODISIAC wrote:
> now! this is a very , very thing that happened. I could not believe what
> happened. I go sarging, and i meet this SHB10 at a bus stop. Now she is
smoking
> hot! lovely breasts(look fake but they are real), lovely voice. A girl any
> normal male would love to sleep with , at least once in a lifetime. So i
> approach her, by using ijjjji's opener 'nice hair , is it real'. She smiles
> back. I think i'm in. She is like NO. It's fake (wtf). Anyway, i thought i
> would use at least 3 negs on her as she seems to be all up about herself. So
> she is crossing her arms and i decide to use swinggcat's cold reading ' you
> know you are an observer' . she replies ' actually i'm an actor'. I'm like,
> wtf.So i cold read her with exact Swinggcat method ' so you know you seem to
be
> acting all tough and stuff but you are actually , she finishes 'very
sensitive
> deep down'(wtf) Anyway, I start kinoing her and she kinos me back as if i am
a
> girl and she is a guy. I think , dude, i am SO in. Later on she totally
ignores
> me! (wtf) and all i am thinking in my head is that i do not want that god
damn
> bus to come. Then this AMOG comes from no where and tries to take control.
Easy
> as hell i become friends with him right away, tell him, dude, these shoes are
> so popular, our gardener has them and he goes all quiet. SHB10 Laughs.
Anyway,
> I fluff talk with her and use the neg, 'nice nails, are they real'. Here
comes
> the interesting part:
>
> her: see now, you have one more neg to go according to Mystery?
>
> me: wtf are you talking about( totally shocked)
>
> her: come on. You are an mASF member. You are trying to use this stuff on me,
> right. If I wanted, I could have re framed you so bad that you would be in
love
> with me for 20 coming years.
>
> me: laughs. (touch her on her arm, underneath shoulder)
>
> her: stop kinoing me. (I'm all shocked. wtf)
>
> me: I was just...err..( i stutter)
>
> her: you know, mASF is so hilarious. Who is your guru, Mystery, Swinggcat,
> GUNWITCH...
>
> me: (silent)
>
> her: Swinggcat I guess
>
> me: actually i don't know what you talking about
>
> her: come on. (gives me a slight push)
>
> me: ok. fine. a bit of all
>
> her: (laughs)
>
> me: how did you know i was running this on you
>
> her: come on. You were using negs, such obvious ones and swinggcat's cold
> reading. what do you think I am , an idiot
>
> me: ok. fine. i'm busted , but out of curiosity, how many people have
> approached you using this stuff.
>
> her: none. you are the first one. and i find it so amusing
>
> me: ok! ( now from here I can see a bus coming, so i tell her bye)
>
> her: hey, before you go, don't you want my no.
>
> me: ok, fine
>
> her: got you again. Do you think I'll give you my no.
>
> me: come on. This is disrespect. I'm off anyway.
>
> her: see, honey. I was just kidding. I know you want my no. Actually I would
> like to talk to you about mASF, sometime
>
> me:err ok.
>
> By this time the bus comes and leaves. I'm relaxed. wondering next time i
> approach a chick, should i ask , err, do you know masf.
>
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"I push my seed in my push for life
It's gonna work becuz I'm pushin it right
If Mary drop my baby girl, tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll"
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