mASF post by "Yuri"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, June 6, 2005Haha.. Very clever. Can we make this an erotic story?
On 6/8/05 8:28:00 AM, APHRODISIAC wrote:
>now! this is a very , very
>thing that happened. I could
>not believe what happened. I
>go sarging, and i meet this
>SHB10 at a bus stop. Now she
>is smoking hot! lovely
>breasts(look fake but they are
>real), lovely voice. A girl
>any normal male would love to
>sleep with , at least once in
>a lifetime. So i approach her,
>by using ijjjji's opener 'nice
>hair , is it real'. She smiles
>back. I think i'm in. She is
>like NO. It's fake (wtf).
>Anyway, i thought i would use
>at least 3 negs on her as she
>seems to be all up about
>herself. So she is crossing
>her arms and i decide to use
>swinggcat's cold reading ' you
>know you are an observer' .
>she replies ' actually i'm an
>actor'. I'm like, wtf.So i
>cold read her with exact
>Swinggcat method ' so you know
>you seem to be acting all
>tough and stuff but you are
>actually , she finishes 'very
>sensitive deep down'(wtf)
>Anyway, I start kinoing her
>and she kinos me back as if i
>am a girl and she is a guy. I
>think , dude, i am SO in.
>Later on she totally ignores
>me! (wtf) and all i am
>thinking in my head is that i
>do not want that god damn bus
>to come. Then this AMOG comes
>from no where and tries to
>take control. Easy as hell i
>become friends with him right
>away, tell him, dude, these
>shoes are so popular, our
>gardener has them and he goes
>all quiet. SHB10 Laughs.
>Anyway, I fluff talk with her
>and use the neg, 'nice nails,
>are they real'. Here comes
>the interesting part:
>
>her: see now, you have one
>more neg to go according to
>Mystery?
>
>me: wtf are you talking about(
>totally shocked)
>
>her: come on. You are an mASF
>member. You are trying to use
>this stuff on me, right. If I
>wanted, I could have re framed
>you so bad that you would be
>in love with me for 20 coming
>years.
>
>me: laughs. (touch her on her
>arm, underneath shoulder)
>
>her: stop kinoing me. (I'm all
>shocked. wtf)
>
>me: I was just...err..( i
>stutter)
>
>her: you know, mASF is so
>hilarious. Who is your guru,
>Mystery, Swinggcat,
>GUNWITCH...
>
>me: (silent)
>
>her: Swinggcat I guess
>
>me: actually i don't know what
>you talking about
>
>her: come on. (gives me a
>slight push)
>
>me: ok. fine. a bit of all
>
>her: (laughs)
>
>me: how did you know i was
>running this on you
>
>her: come on. You were using
>negs, such obvious ones and
>swinggcat's cold reading. what
>do you think I am , an idiot
>
>me: ok. fine. i'm busted , but
>out of curiosity, how many
>people have approached you
>using this stuff.
>
>her: none. you are the first
>one. and i find it so amusing
>
>me: ok! ( now from here I can
>see a bus coming, so i tell
>her bye)
>
>her: hey, before you go, don't
>you want my no.
>
>me: ok, fine
>
>her: got you again. Do you
>think I'll give you my no.
>
>me: come on. This is
>disrespect. I'm off anyway.
>
>her: see, honey. I was just
>kidding. I know you want my
>no. Actually I would like to
>talk to you about mASF,
>sometime
>
>me:err ok.
>
>By this time the bus comes and
>leaves. I'm relaxed. wondering
>next time i approach a chick,
>should i ask , err, do you
>know masf.
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