mASF post by "Precision"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, July 7, 2005That is fucking tight. Thanks for the LR man! LR's make the world go round...
My favorite part: "Oh, shut up...I'm on my period anyway." I will remember
this ;)
What rapport routine did you run on the chick's friends at the end?
On 7/25/05 3:25:00 PM, sheriff_p wrote:
>Some of you will remember I'm
>taking a break from the game
>at the moment
>to concentrate on the rest of
>my life.
>
>This seems to be manifesting
>itself as opening chicks with
>"Hi" when I'm out
>with my buddies rather than
>going out and using opinion
>openers. And I've
>had three blow-jobs and one
>lay this week. Some break :-/
>I just can't seem
>to stop myself opening.
>
>Anyway, I never used to post
>LRs, because 90% of the time
>they were "Went to
>pub with girl. Drank and
>chatted for two hours. Tongue
>down. Two hours
>pass. Extract, lay". This one
>has some comedy value.
>
>Few nights ago, I'd failed to
>get laid with this chick I'd
>met (number and kiss
>closed, but she wasn't coming
>back to mine. That night. I
>should write up the
>day2 LR soon. But it'll be a
>dull read), so I headed home,
>and decided to go in
>to this bar on the way home. I
>was in a bad mood, so I
>thought I'd pop in for
>a beer and to say hi to the
>staff who I know.
>
>I get to the bar, and this
>cute little American chick
>says "Buy me a drink!" I'm
>in a pretty shitty mood, so
>one part of me thinks "You did
>not just open me"
>while the other part thinks
>"Oh piss off". So I say "Oh
>piss off". She starts
>shouting at me, calling me
>rude. But she's still there,
>so she's clearly up for it.
>I'm at this point still too
>tired and pissy to be
>interested, although part of
>my
>brain says "if she offered to
>sit on it, I'd have a hard
>time saying no". Short,
>slim, tanned, big tits, and a
>pretty face. mmm
>
>I fluff for three minutes or
>so, and think "I want to go
>home, let's close". I say
>to her "American girls are
>crap at kissing". She says:
>"You're just saying that
>because you want to kiss me".
>I say: "No shit". So then she
>tells me she has a
>fiance. I say: "You're just
>saying that because you want
>to make me jealous".
>She giggles.
>
>She's still there at this
>point, so I realise I can take
>her home, all I need to do
>is wait for her to ... and she
>says "So, are you going to buy
>me a drink?"
>
>"Look, I live 300m away, and
>have red wine at my house. I'm
>not going to buy
>you a drink because I'm broke,
>but I'll let you have some
>wine. Let's go".
>
>"Will you walk me home
>tonight? Pinky swear?"
>
>Pinky swear? The fuck?! I
>realise at this point I've
>solidly f-closed her, so I say
>'Sure', and we pinky swear
>I'll walk her home. She has to
>go and ask her
>friends if she's allowed back
>with me - they seem to like
>me, but are a little
>freaked out because I've just
>met them, so I give one of
>them my phone
>number, and run a rapport
>routine on. Her friends are
>now pushing her to go
>with me.
>
>We leave, half-way home she
>says "We're not going to sleep
>together,
>right?" I start laughing, and
>she says "What's so funny?",
>but really, I
>don't want to have to explain
>so I just say "COME HERE" and
>grab her
>hand, and pull her along. This
>works well, so I use it from
>getting her
>from the kitchen (where the
>wine is) to my room.
>I'm getting LMR to the point
>where she won't kiss me, so I
>say "Here's a
>t-shirt to sleep in". This
>assumes she'll be staying
>over, and, the
>t-shirt means no fiddling with
>weird girls tops when trying
>to escalate.
>She says "Oh, I can't stay". I
>say "Shut up. I'm on my period
>anyway".
>This seems to work.
>We get into bed. She's a real
>cock-tease. We start having
>sex a few
>times, but she keeps stopping.
>A fellow list member told me
>this
>happened to him recently, and
>I was like "that actually
>happens?!". She
>keeps telling me that she
>really likes guys who are
>assholes like me.
>(I'm actually a really nice
>person, I was just in a bad
>mood) I'd kind
>of realised this so I told her
>to shut up. I figured it was
>going to be
>much easier to lay her in the
>morning, so I decided to sit
>on her chest
>and get myself off. For the
>second time in a week, I had a
>girl who was
>genuinely surprised that the
>end result of that was me
>having to give her
>tissue.
>Next morning she gives it up
>properly. Which reminds me, I
>was thinking
>"need to give her a
>compliment, so that
>she'll give it up" - I came
>out with "uh, you have really
>nice teeth".
>;-) Guess that shows what us
>limeys like about yankee
>chicks.
>
>+Pete (who's being naughty and
>going on a day 2 rather than
>working)
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