mASF post by "Odin Danneskjold"
posted on: mASF forum: Tactics / Techniques Discussion, July 7, 2005These are openers I have been using lately, with good results. All of them are
field tested and funny as hell. Up for grabs if you like them.
SMS Routine
Write a text message yourself that is supposedly from some chick to you. Make
it ambigous chick-language that conveys desirable things about you. For
example:
"Ok, the thing is, I really can't wait to see you again... which is why I am
not sure I should. You can really throw people you know".
Change your wings name on your phone to a girls name and have him send the text
to you. When you see a set you want to open, have a look of "what the fuck is
that supposed to mean" on your face and ask them if they can do you a favor and
translate a text you just got from chick language to understandable english.
Draw me a bunny
This routine is complete and utter absurd nonsense, and the fact that it always
gets a good reception has proven to me that women are nuts. You see a set of
girls, preferably super-hot, walk up to them without introducing yourself and
hand one of the hotties a pen and paper.
PUA: can you draw me a bunny please?
HB: What?
PUA: A bunny. Can you draw me a bunny rabbit? With fluffy ears and tail.
They ALWAYS start drawing you a bunny. I intended to use the bunny for cold
reading, telling them that you could tell everything you needed to know about a
girls personality from how she draws a bunny and start qualifying her, but I
almost never get around to it as they draw the bunny and then start opening me.
This completely absurd approach almost seem to make sense to girls.
Follow the shiny thing
More for fun than for actual opening of the set, but it tends to open other
sets around. Based on TDs post about women being stimuli seeking zombies. Have
one of those glowing light sticks in your pocket when you go out. When you see
a super-hot set of Jessica Simpson-clones, walk straight up without saying hi
or anything. Place yourself in front of a HB, take up the glow-stick and crack
it on front of her eyes so it start glowing. Then start waving it in front of
her face and move backwards as you wave her towards you with your hand
signalling her to follow. Say: "Shiny thing! LOOK! Shiiiiny! FOllow the shiny
thing girl, follow it. GOOOD GIRL, follow the shiny thing". This is
particularly good if you are in a set allready and you use it on those hot
shit-looking Cosmo chicks that all other girls hate. They will think you are a
crazy, fun guy as well as having balls of steel for so obviously taking the
piss at girls that have most guys shaking in their boots. Hilarious:)
"Cattle die, kindred die,
Every man is mortal:
But the good name never dies
Of one who has done well
Haavamaal, Words of the High One"
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