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As usual, a lil background info on this report... 2 chicks work out together
at my gym, a blonde and a brunette,the blonde one just has a nice body, but the
brunette one ( actually very dark black hair) has a very beautiful face,
beautiful teeth, and a nice body, she doesnt have the tightest body, but by all
means she is fit...she would be an 8.75-9 in my opinion, but then again i have
only seen her in her gym clothes...if she was a celebrity, she would’ve
definitely been in the top 3 most BEAUTIFUL people…she was so fucking beautiful
that when we started making out, I think I was just kissing her for a good 45-50
mins, her whole face was probably covered my saliva, I licked her whole face…she
would reach down to undo my belt but she was so beautiful I just wanted to kiss
her…anyway
i've been seeing her at the gym for about 9-10 months, i see her(actually both
of them) looking at me from time to time, i walk by them holding EC but never
said a word to either one of them... from time to time they worked out with
another guy who seemed to “try” to train them, so I never bothered hitting on
them…its beneath me, I have plenty of chicks around me I don’t need to steal
these 2 or attempt to steal these 2 from this guy…part of my gym ethic…had it
been anywhere else I guarantee they would’ve been mine…i dont like to sarge
chicks at my gym, milfy was an exception... all the ones that I sarged were
exceptions for example milfy, or Ray remember that ass pic I sent you
HBBubbleButt? That ass was an exception alright…
anyway, about 2 months ago milfy had become friends with most of the chicks at
the gym, includng these 2...one day they were talking (milfy, blondy and
brunette) so i went to say hi to milfy and i had to say hi to the others, and
thats how we started just saying hi and small talks... that’s the background for
this LR..
i had no interest in fucking her...for several reasons... but anyway i was
standing in front of the dumbbell rack and in front of the mirror and right next
to a adjustable bench doing dumbbell curls...i had my headphones on but when i
saw these 2 approaching in my area, i lowered the volume just so i can say hi
back to them and continue my workout...
They pointed at the dumbbells when they were talking to each other, and the
brunette said:
Brunette: I dont wanna get in his way( I think they wanted to pick up some
dubmells or do an exercise right there, but they didn’t wanna get in my way)
Me: its ok, i can move aside
Brunette:(smiled and with a jokingly laugh said) so its ok if i get in your way?
Me: yeah it was getting boring staring at myself in the mirror ( hinting that if
she comes there i'll be staring at her ass or something)
i had my water bottle on a bench next to me...
Brunette: are you using that?( pointed to the bench)
me: i knew this was a bad idea from the get go, first you take my spot, now my
bench, ( i started taking off my straps and said) here... take these too..
Both of them: (laughed)
Me: why do you need the bench for?
Brunette:we were gonna do shoulders
Me: i was talking to your friend ( pointed to the blonde... and no i wasnt
talking to the blonde, but i didnt like the fact that the brunette wanted to
take my bench, now I had to bend all the way down everytime I wanted to sip my
water bottle..trust me when your body is aching cuz of all the heavy lifting,
the last thing you want is to bend al the way down to pick up your water bottle
, it pissed me off so i had to be a lil jerk to her)
Blonde: She said it, we were gonna do shoulders
Me: ( looked at the brunette) weren’t you guys just doing lunges?
Brunette: yeah
Me: were you high when you wrote your routine? or did you hire a trainer?
Brunette: no i didnt get a trainer...
me: oh i know i can tell
Brunette: whats that supposed to mean?
Me: working out is more than putting on makeup and doing random excercises( neg,
I was actually laughing inside after I said that )
both of them didnt say anything… after a neg like that they were a lil weakened,
so I had to continue…
Me; i've been seeing you 2 for a while now, it seems you have a magic 8 ball on
your cell phone or something that picks a random excercise for you, ive seen you
do 3-4 different unrelated bodyparts together in one day.
Brunette: (laughing)i usually get my routines off a magazine.
Me: and the magazine knows your body type? body physique? All these matter when
you write a routine, magazines just make some general routines and sell it to
people like you
Brunette: well we see the results...
Me: lets say you want to go to boston from here, you can either walk or take
your car, if you start walking, you'll still see results that you get closer to
boston, but its nothing compared to the results of driving your car to Boston (
good example I liked that) ..you can take the bench im not using it( now through
mid sentence i put my headphone back on and towards teh end of the sentence i
already had 2 dumbbells in my hand doing my next set)
after my set was done
Me: you get my point?
Brunette: yeah ( at this time the blonde was setting the bench up for their
workout)
Me: the only reason im trying to help is that your a friend of ***(milfy, and
letting her know she shouldn’t get flattered cuz I wasn’t hitting on her, but I
was hitting on her)
Brunette: thank you
Me: dont thank me, i didnt do anything.
Brunette:****(milfy) said your a trainer right?
Me: she did? that bitch ( Ray do you think milfy was trying to DHV in front of
them? Cuz I had told her not to tell anyone that im a trainer..)
Brunette:why?
Me: i dont want everyone to know
Brunette:why not?
Me: whats the point of knowing if they cant afford me?
Brunette: well how much do you charge?
Me: if you ask my price, chances are you cant afford me either.
Brunette: (Silence)
Me: i hate to see you guys puting so much time and effort and not getting 100%
from it...i'll give you a chance
Brunette:what do you mean?
Me: do you guys have good memories?
Brunette: yeah why?
Me: remember these numbers that i tell you...(i turned to the blonde chick and
gave her the first 5 digits of my cell phone and gave the brunette the next 5
digits)
Me: thats my number, (pointed to blondie) she has the first five digits and you
have the rest…call me tomorrow between 11:30 and 12:00, and i'll give one of you
guys a free session.
Brunette:well cant you teach both of us?
Me: no, its called PERSONAL TRAINING, not GROUP THERAPY
both of them laughed
this part i fuck up...
Me: and next time, when someone is being nice to you guys and try to help you,
at least dont be rude and ask his name
Brunette: I know your name ***( she said my name)
Me: (shocked) how did you know my name?
Brunette: ***(milfy) told me
Me: ( i just nodded) i see
Brunette: arent you gonna ask our names? or did ***(Milfy ) tell you?
Me: no she didnt, ( i pointed to the blonde) she's BLONDIE and your NOT-Blondie
( and I started walking away)
both of them were laughing
i saw them again while i was doing abs, they came used the machine next to me, i
didnt bother taking my headphones off...
they had my number, it was up to them to decide if they wanted to get fucked or
not, i wasnt gonna waste anymore time on them...
*** Next Day***
I was having a shitty day at work
I get a call around 11:40, a restricted # on my phone, usually I don’t answer
those unless I’d given my # to a chick the day before, cuz chances are the chick
is calling (so it turns out I always answer blocked IDs lol)…
Me: Hello?
Her: hi ***(my name)
Me: whos this? ( I assumed it was either blondie or not-blondie)
Her: this is ***(her name) ( I knew at least 3-4 people with that name, so I
really wasn’t sure)
Me:ok…which one?
Her: how many ****(her name) do you know?
Me: hold on let me open my black book
Her: (laughed)
Me: are you an underage highschool girl? Cuz if you are I don’t need that kind
of trouble, although its tempting
Her: no. what makes you say that?
Me: cuz only high school kids call with blocked numbers, listen im gonna hang up
this phone, you either call me without the blocked ID, or nice talking to you (
I really hate when people call me with blocked ids)
Her: nooo please don’t get mad, im at work this is my office phone
Me: no I haven’t seen your stapler ( with Milton’s voice from Office
Space..those who seen the movie know exactly what I mean)
Her: (bursted out laughing) oy my god you seen that movie too?
Me: I’ll talk to you when you call me with a regular number ( and I hung up the
phone…kinda rude maybe, but it was her fault)
So, I assumed she would call immediately, 5 mins went by, no call…10 mins went
by, no call…about 20 mins later I get a call…I didn’t recognize the number, but
I was sure it was her… by the way, so far I knew her name, but I didn’t know
which one she was, I never let her introduce herself properly
Me: hello
Her: hi
Me: hey I recognize the voice
Her: yeah I called you half hour ago and you hung up
Me: I know, how rude of you to call with a blocked number, at least I was a good
guy and talked to you for a couple of mins ( reverse frame, she tried to shit
test me and make it sound like I was the rude guy(which I was), and I reversed
it on her…)
Me: why didn’t you call with this phone in the first place?
Her: this is my cell phone, I couldn’t use this at work
Me: why? Where the hell do you work? Do you have to get a note from your boss to
go to bathroom? So just in case your supervisor sees you in the hallway you can
show him the note?
Her: (lauhing) im not in high school anymore
Me: ok, now before we get all personal, ummmm..who is this, I really don’t know(
man talk about bringing her down,later on she told me she couldn’t believe I
didn’t know it was her on the phone)
Her: its **** from *** gym
Me: jeeez..ok..let me think of a better way to ask this….listen, I have a very
bad short-term-name-remembering disorder (whatever that is), I only remember
faces and physiques… so what do you look like ***(her name)
Her: (laugh) black hair
Me: ohh, your Not-Blondie...
Her: noooo don’t call me that ( with a laugh, so she wasn’t pissed or anything)
Me: can I ask you something?
Her: yea
Me: what did you bribe blondie with to get this one on one training with me
Her: (gasped) nothing , oh my god its not like that
Me: well it must be, because your all freaked out now
Her: no she told me I can go if I wanted to, but I really don’t get it. Why cant
you train both of us at the same time, both of us will be there and your just
gonna teach one of us?
Oh and if you guys hadn’t notices it, this was all just an excuse to isolate one
of them, preferably the black hair one… Don’t get me wrong, don’t let the lack
of motivation of me wanting to fuck her take anything away from her beauty, she
had a very very beautiful face…she wasn’t Britney spears childish beautiful, her
face was a mature beautiful, I think she was around 29-30….She is the true
definition of TROPHY WIFE…
Her: no she told me I can go if I wanted to, but I really don’t get it. Why cant
you train both of us at the same time, both of us will be there and your just
gonna teach one of us?
Me: because we wont be training at *** gym
Her: why not
( I explained why I couldn’t)
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Her: well ok, makes sense
Me: I know, well listen, how about tomorrow around 5 you meet me at ***
gym(another gym… for reason I cant get into I decided to take her to another
gym, my friend there hooks me up with free week passes)
Her: I don’t know if I can make it or not
Me: its your decision, opportunity is kicking your door in and “ you think you
cant make it?”… its up to you sweetie
Her: ( sounded a bit mad) why do you get mad so quickly, I just said I don’t
think I can make it or not
Me: Hey, don’t take out your black hair on me
Her: ( laughing hard) whats that supposed to mean? ( I don’t know I just said
that)
Me: nothing, but listen im not mad, im just letting you know what your getting
yourself into, this is how it works with me, if everyone else changes their
schedule for you, then good for them, but my time is valuable to me, if I say I
can meet you tomorrow at 5 , trust me, thats the only couple of hours im free to
meet you..
Her: I know I didn’t… ( I didn’t let her finish)
Me: no you didn’t know, and don’t get mad or anything, if you cant make it ask
blondie maybe she can come ( now im playing the jealousy card…cuz either she was
playing “ hard to get” or wanted to “ meet on her terms”, which I didn’t buy
into..or maybe she really couldn’t meet, but what I did now was bring her friend
into the picture, so now it was either meeting me, or pass up this opportunity
to her friend, so in this case if she really had other plans, she would have to
cancel ….or if she was bluffing, I called her on it…a classic win-win)
Her: Let me see what I can do
Me; hey this isn’t a car dealership, what do you mean “ let me think what I can
do”..you know what? Forget it, Im booked for this week, I’ll let you know when
im free ( another takeaway)
Her: why are you like this?
Me: like what?
Her: you get so mad so quick, are you having a bad day at work or something?
Me: I am now ( that was taking it too far, I wish I could take that back)
Her: ( silent)
Me: no listen, here whats bothering me. First of all im not trying to impress
you or anything im just being honest, but I charge people a lot of money for
personal training sessions, now because I’ve been seeing you work your ass off
at the gym for a while, and your ***(milfy) friend, so I thought I’d be a nice
guy and show you the right way to workout, but your trying to play “hard to get
“ or whatever head game your trying to play, don’t flatter yourself, this is
strictly a personal training session. ( very ballsy to say but I said it, you
guys should know me by now…A LOT was said in this statement, and I mean A
LOT…ray you wanna break it down for the guys?)
Her:you know, maybe we shouldn’t do it after all ( oh shit, it backfired)
Me: ( now watch how I turn this whole thing around) you know what, I like that.
Her: like what?
Me: you’re a smart girl, you don’t let your emotions and pleasure get in the way
of your smartness ( a lot is said in this simple line… go figure it out
yourself..ray you might wanna do some of your analysis on that line)
About 10-15 secs of silence…now watch what I do again…
Me: ok, listen, we got off to a bad start, im gonna hang up again, you call
again, and lets start this all over again ok?
Her: no im fine
Me: just say OK
Her: ok
Me: ok I’ll talk to you later
You guys see how im steering her however I want? Im basically telling her “ hey
im gonna hang up on you, you call me right back just cuz I told you to”
So she called right back, we talked for about 7-8 mins, i made her laugh a lil
bit more, she tried to ask questions to get to know me, but I didn’t budge, she
didn’t get any sort of info out of me.
I saw her later on that night too at the gym, talked a lil bit more, but I paid
90% attention to blondie and only 10% on her…just for the sake of jealousy
factor and show her that I don’t care about her ….
*** Next Day****
She called around 12:15… probably her lunch break, but I didn’t pick up on
purpose, I wont get into why I didn’t pick up…and she didn’t leave a message…
So I get to the gym, about 5 mins late, as I was walking in I saw her too, she
got there before I did and she was waiting in the car I guess, so I got her a
week pass for the gym, and we started our session…
Again, I wont get into the specific details, but I know how to make girls very
horny just with some simple kino in the process of training them… milfy helped
me A LOT with this, she tells me what I do make her horny or what doesn’t make
her horny or what she hates when a trainer does and all that stuff, so I gotta
give her props for helping me out…
Let me just say this, by the end of the session there was A LOT of sexual
tension, I honestly could’ve just put my hands on her face and kiss her on the
lips right on the spot…but you guys know me better, I have to torture her. break
the tension, let her stay in that Mortal Kombat state for a while….have her
think about you all night, let her masturbate thinking about you… that’s how you
seduce a woman… as a matter of fact the other day someone sent me an archive of
myself here on mASF and I was reading through it, and I came upon LR:My
Masterpiece ( the one about milfy), and I was reading some of the replies to
that report, some people said stuff like “ dude you could’ve fucked her the
first day….you wasted too much time…. You gamed her more than necessary…. “, and
my reply was that I DON’T WANT TO BE “ JUST ANOTHER GUY” to her, I want to be “
THE SPECIAL GUY” to her…and I was right,
look where we are now, she is a very important person in my life now, both
sexually and probably my best girlfriend( a real friend, not a fuckbuddy)… and
vice versa, she feels the same about me., I don’t think about anyone or talk to
anyone more than I think and talk about to milfy .i think she has spent
$3000-$4000 so far on me…. That’s the power of seduction… WHY? Because I think
ahead, right now I have this beautiful brunette standing in front of me, she has
a lil sweat on her body that makes it even sexier,makes her skin shine, she’s
looking at me ready to be kissed, but Im gonna give this up, im not gonna make a
move, …its not easy, but you gotta do what you gotta do…with great risks come
great rewards…
I told her im gonna go grab my gym bag I’ll meet her downstairs in a couple of
mins…
So we meet downstairs
Me: how do you feel?
Her: very good actually, my shoulders were burning
Me: welcome to my world
Her: (smiled)
Me: so what do you think?
Her: about what?
Me: are you ready to workout with this intensity from now on?
Her: I probably need someone to push me this hard ( she is giving IOI, saying we
should be workout partners?)
Me: well at least you got blondie as your workout partner.
Her: yeah but we never worked out like this
Me: hey are you hitting on me? Your asking me to be your workout partner huh? (
with a wink)
Her: Nooo…well I would love to but your probably busy.
Me: me being busy isn’t the issue, I just don’t workout with anyone,I hope you
don’t take this personal… ( this part I wasn’t trying to DHV in front of her or
anything, it was the truth,I never let anyone be my workout partner except my
brother… I would workout with people once in a while but consistently NO)
Her: what about *** (milfy)?
Me: what about her?
Her: isn’t she your workout partner? ( now she wants to seek out the logistics,
if im available or not, if im single or not)
Me: she’s more than that.
Her: is she your girlfriend?
Me: not so fast honey…first of all what makes you say that?
Her: she’s the only person you talk to at the gym everyday and you workout with
her sometimes
Me: so by your definition you’re my girlfriend? Cuz we worked out together and
we talked? ( man I could see she got soo shy, blushed and put her head down and
didn’t say anything…speaking of us working out… I think she opened the gates to
several new pussies at this other gym, I could see those girls just looking at
us …I work out at that gym too so they know me there too)
Her: ( silence)
Me: are you?
Her: ( just looked at me and smiled… she was smart, she didn’t answer.. watch
now how I break the sexual tension again)
Me: are you bisexual?
Her: WHAT?( a lil loud)
Me: easy jose, don’t scream, I said are you bisexual?
Her: im not gonna answer that
Me: you just got a star, I love bisexual woman… you have a thing for ***(milfy)
right?
Her: Nooo why?
Me: you always bring her up, come on you like her
Her: yeah she’s sweetheart
Me: I meant sexually
Her: well she is very beautiful
Me: ok wait..is blondie your lover?
Her: NOOO im not a lesbian
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I busted her balls for a good 5-6 mins about the lesbian and bisexual stuff…
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Me:well listen, at first when you called me on the phone I thought you were a
bitch ( you shouldve seen her eyes get wide), but actually you’re a good girl
deep inside , it makes me feel better that I helped a cool girl and not some
bitch ( as you see,I only give 1 or maximum 2 SOI to a chick, and this was one
of them…nd it came after probably 4-5 hours of us talking)
Her: Thanks, I really appreciate it
Me: appreciate what? What I just said or the session?
Her: both
Me:well show your appreciation, like how I showed you an actual session an not
some verbal session
Her: ok, what do you want me to do?
Me: are you a good cook? Well yeah yeah I know you’re the best cook and blah
blah blah cuz every girl says their the best in 2 things, cooking…
Her: whats the other one?
Me: ( I gave her a look meaning “ take a wild guess”)
Her: (she actually laughed, I don’t know if she got my point..did you guys?)
Her: yes im a good cook
Me: How about the second thing?
Her: (gasped) shut up.
Me: where do you live?
Her: (told me where she lives, pretty close)
Me: you live with blondie? ( I wanna seek her logistics)
Her: no I don’t live with ***( blondie’s name)
Me: I see, you live with your BOREFRIEND
Her: ( laughed) no I don’t have a “borefriend”
Me: aww you live alone?
Her: I have 2 cats why?
Me: that’s soo sad ( and I went and hugged her… another kino just so she
remembers how my body feels against her..give her something to think about)
Her: ( I could tell she didn’t know what to do..perhaps shocked that I said her
life is sad)
Me:what kind of cats are they? Bulldogs?
Her: ( really laughed hard)
Me: so you think you’re a good cook… how about you show your appreciation by
cooking for me. (inviting myself over.. cuz she lives alone she’s ready to get
fucked)
Her: I don’t know
Me: what part of it don’t you know
Her: I don’t know, up till couple of days ago we barely talked, its weird
inviting you over for dinner.
Me: cool , well I’ll buy you a calendar for Christmas, you can mark a pink X for
sometime next summer and invite me then, that should be plenty of time right?
Her: shut up, I didn’t mean it like that, I guess its all coming too fast ( she
wants to shit test me, but one of my strong points is counter attacking shit
tests)
Me: what the hell are you talking about, the problem is you probably have sexual
feelings for me that’s why YOU feel guilty if I come over, trust me sweety im
only in it for the dinner, nothing will happen between us.( another reverse
frame)
Her:(silent)
Me: if it makes you feel better, I’ll give you my address and you can take my
order, you can cook it and drop it off and you go your way I go mine, I might
even throw in a tip for you.( another takeaway for something that hasn’t
happened yet…)
Her: (shaking her head and laughing)no, I never said I don’t want you over.
Me: not in so many words you didn’t
Her: ok ok come over
Me: whoaaaa Paris Hilton loose the attitude… whats that all about “ OK OK COME
OVER”, with all due respect FUCK THAT
Her: no im sorry it sounded bad ( you guys keeping count of how many times SHE
has apologized to ME? )
Me: no that’s fine
Her: ( just looked at me)
Me: ( had to make her laugh again, didn’t wanna freak her out too much so I
jokingly said) jeez, you got so freaked out just inviting me over, I was about
to tell you what to wear but foget about that, you’ll probably commit suicide or
come in the gym with a sawed off start shooting people
Her: ( smiled) no one tells me what to wear
Me: don’t push it sweety
Her: what do you mean?
Me: it means that your lucky that this is my busy season, or I would’ve made a
bet with you
Her: what bet?
Me: that if you just give me 2-3 days, I can dress you in a shirt and tie if I
wanted to and you’d wear it thinking you look hot
Her: ( I expected her to laugh but she didn’t..she was thinking it seemed, what
do you think Ray? Was she thinking of what it would be if we dated? Or did she
not want to be thought of as someone whom I can take charge of?..look what
happens next, I don’t know, maybe I overreacted , what she did was a typical
default ASD , but at this time I had all the above thoughts running through my
mind, so I ended it abruptly, again, letting her decide if she wanted to get
fucked or not…she either had to be dumb or stupid not to know that if I came
over, something would deffinately happen between us.)
Me:so are you gonna hire a maid to clean up the house for when I come over?
Her: Actually lets go out instead of me cooking for us.
Me: ( I got ticked off, looked at her for 6-7 sec and said ) you know what, fuck
it. ( and I left, I walked out the gym door, she did follow out the door and
called my name I didn’t look back she didn’t follow to my car, she just stood by
the entrance door of the gym)
Let me say this, this wasn’t a preplanned takeaway, it really pissed me off,
this bitch is screaming for me to kiss her, and now she’s showing signs of
resistance? I know she didn’t say anything bad, but for a split second this
thought ran through my mind that all this time I was talking to her, she was
thinking of a way to keep me out of the house and she decided to say to go out
for dinner…as Tokyo said, she is still moving pawns and im thinking of the
checkmate that she’ll be in the next 2-3 moves…you know the last thing I need is
for a girl to be thinking twice about banging me, I don’t have time for these
headgames and shit, if she is not willing to face her inner desires than fuck
that bitch, but also note that IF ( and that’s a huge fucking IF) she calls or
tries to apologize or follow up on our friendship, in that case the friendship
will be far more stronger than before, as you guys have noticed, I break rapport
to create it stronger than ever before, like makeup sex where you leave the bed
with either someone bruised or bleeding… anyway, I shut off my phone and didn’t
turn it on till the next morning… I could’ve gamed her more, but I had to meet
HBLifegaurd, ray I might have sent you her pic I don’t remember.
**** Next day***
So I turn on my phone first thing in the morning, 4 new voicemails overnight…one
of it had to be milfy cuz she calls everynight, but the others I assume 1-2 to
be from NOT-BLONDIE and another from anyone else, but no point in checking the
messages, I didn’t wanna start my day off with the thought of what happened
yesterday, I had taken it so close but now I was so far away…the way I saw it,
if she left a message it would’ve been something like “ YOU FUCKING CHILDISH
ASSHOLE GROW UP AND LEARN HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN” ( I say this cuz I have gotten
plenty of those messages and I still do lol), or it would’ve been something like
“ BABY IM SORRY IF I MADE YOU MAD LAST NIGHT, PLEASE CALL ME” anyway, if she was
apologetic, there was a chance she would give it one more chance and call me
again…. Im going out of my way explaining my thought process for you guys so
you’ll see that EVERY FUCKING MOVE YOU MAKE HAS TO BE CALCULATED, that’s what
makes you succesfull…
Around 12:30 I get a call on my cell, it wasn’t her #, but it was her on the
phone
Me: hello?
Her: hi ( very soft)
Me: ***? (her name)
Her: yeah its me
Me: ohhh your that *** ( her name), I thought you were another one(still being
an asshole, I cant help it)
Her: (nothing)
Me: you didn’t have to change your phone number, I wasn’t gonna stalk you
Her: I didn’t change it, its ***(blondie) phone
Me: I see
( silence for about 10 secs)
Me: soo whats up?
Her: nothing.
(another silence… this was a difficult convo to get going, she helped out by
bringing yesterday up)
Her: what happened yesterday?
Me: I don’t know missy, you tell me ( again, making it sound like she caused it,
which in my opinion she did)
Her: its my fault? I said lets go out and you walked out the door on me, I came
after you you didn’t turn around, I mustve called you 10 times last night but it
went straight to your voicemail
Me: its cool, you can scream at me now
Her: no I wasn’t gonna yell at you, I was gonna ask you what happened.
Me: yessssss, I was waiting so long to use this most popular female line on a
chick.
Her: what line?
Me: the “sweety if you don’t know what happened last night then im not gonna
tell you” line.
Her: (started laughing…never underestimate the power of laughter…)
Me: your laughing, I see you must’ve used this line on your boyfriend right?
Her: actually I have.
Me: hah, well in your face, you just got served.
Her: I got served? Don’t say that its so cheesy
Me: I cant be cool all the time, gotta remind you of your past boyfriends from
time to time ( man I loved this line, I destroyed all her exes)
Her: they weren’t cheesy
Me: are you sore?
Her: a little why?
Me: cuz its my job as a personal trainer to follow up on a session.
Her: well that’s nice of you.
Me: I know
2-3 mins of fluff, now I had to bring up the dinner invitation somehow, see
guys, im THINKING AHEAD, I wanna set her up for her inviting me over, see how I
set it up
Me: so your on you lunch break right?
Her: yeah
Me:how long is it? An hour?
Her: yeah
Me: lucky bitch
Her: why? Don’t you have lunch hour?
Me: yes I do, but I don’t have an hour long lunch, it takes 2 mins to make my
protein shake and drink it
Her: are you serious? You don’t eat lunch?
Me: no the lunches around here aren’t healthy, and my friends that can cook
don’t seem to want me over ( hinting at her…see how I brought it up soo
innocently?... )
Now some might think its AFCish to keep forcing a date on a chick, well Ok let
me explain this part too…
I have broken almost every cardinal rule about PU ( for example buying drinks
for chicks and stuff like that), and I still get to fuck them when im done
gaming them? Why? Because it’s the way I do it. If you do the most AFCish thing
with enough confidence and demonstrate your dominance to chick, she has no other
option other than to think that you a real gentleman instead of thinking about
you as another looser..what do I mean? For example take the Pamela Anderson
chick report…true, I bought her a drink like 1000 other guys that bought a drink
for her and she didn’t fuck, but I did it AFTER I had shown her my dominance,
showed her that she’s just another chick in the club, buying her a drink is like
me buying my boys drinks…if you can establish that fact to her, she wont think
of you as a looser, she would then think “ wow, what a gentleman”… or for
example with the Escort chick ( HBGoddess), you guys know that %99.9 of the time
I make the girls initiate phone contact with me, but with the goddess SHE TOLD
ME TO EMAIL HER…but that was at the end of me gaming her, by that time I had
lead her enough and had shown my dominance to her already…Ray, I think you were
talking about this that usually if a chick gets an email they wont reply and you
asked me if I said anything specific in my email to have her call me…the fact of
the matter was that ALL THE JOB WAS DONE BEFORE ME EMAILING HER, so even a
simple message “ hey it’s the gym guy, call me at #” would’ve done the job…
While im at it, let me point out another common mistake by guys, you guys think
that if you get a phone number then you’re the fucking man, you think once you
got the number then its all set, she’s ready to spread her legs for
you…furthermore you think that’s there is an unwritten “WHO CAN GET THE FASTEST
NUMBER” game that everyguy is competeing in… 80% of the girls that I interrogate
after sex tell me that they just give out phone numbers just to get rid of the
guys…that’s why you guys get flakes, and that answers all the emails I get “ HOW
COME YOU NEVER GET ANY FLAKES ON THE PHONE?”.. its cuz I focus ON THE CHICK
instead of GETTING HER NUMBER… but don’t get me wrong, if your just starting to
pickup chicks, getting a # is a great moral booster and a great start, but im
talking about if you wanna master this game, it’s a while different story…
Me: no the lunches around here aren’t healthy, and my friends that can cook
don’t seem to want me over
Her: but they invite you out right? ( good comeback by her)
Me: yeah but the difference between inviting for dinner and going out for dinner
is like the personal training and group therapy thingy…like the other day I was
training this chick personally, I spent 2 hours just focusing on her and her
needs, but then she was like “ hey I’ll invite you for dinner, but I wont cook,
and it wont be at my place either”, it was like me telling her “ hey sweetie I
can give you my personal training session, but I wont train you myself”.
Her: (she was laughing through mid sentence) who was the chick, was she hot?
Me: her attitude sucked towards the end, for some reason when I try to think
about her I see a daemon face on her, maybe it was because of the way she
uninvited me to her house.
Her: or maybe it was because you walked out on her? ( sounded a bit mad)
Me: You saw that? Or did I tell you this story before?( see I never answer the
chick’s questions)
Her: ( laughing)
Me: ( we’re getting off topic, gotta stick to the food topic) so what are you
having for lunch?
Her: salad
Me: im assuming its not home made . O h wait, are you a bad cook or something
and you got afraid that you might get caught in a lie that you said you’re a
good cook?
Her: ( laughing) yeah its like that
Me: yeah that chick doesn’t know that im like totally done with her, I mean if
she calls me I wont even pick up.(as a reminder, im talking about HER but as a
3rd person)
Her: oh yeah? Did she piss you off that much?
Me: yeah she’s a very rude girl, I mean she looked sweet and innocent, but oh
boy looks can be deceiving
Her: so how did she look? ( she wanted me to say she was hot or something…)
Me: not my type ( I actually had to mute the phone and laugh when she was
silent)
(silent)
Me: yeah she wasn’t my type
Her: ( sounded mad) you like blondes?
Me: no I just don’t like bitches, I didn’t mean she wasn’t physically my type,
her attitude was a turn off, but if she’s smart she’ll call me and invite me
over for dinner and we can get back to being friends.
Her: well if she calls you, will you pick up?
Me: I don’t know good question, it depends , but she can tell me the time and
her address in a voicemail
Her: well she doesn’t know what your schedule is like
Me: I thought I told her im free tonight around 7:30-8 but she was probably too
busy daydreaming about making out with me
Her: (laughing) I don’t blame her ( very solid IOI)
Me: I know I feel bad for chicks, but yeah if she calls and says like “ honey
I’ll cook you fish with some rice pilaf tonight at my place” then maybe I’ll
forgive her
Her: how nice of you
Me: no, the nice part is that I might even make her the luckiest girl in town
Her: how is that?
Me: I’ll bring her daydreams to a reality, but she needs and extreme makeover in
the attitude department, I mean I gotta get off the phone in like 5 minutes and
she still hasn’t called and invited me over ( im basically telling her that
sweety time is running out, invite me NOW)
Her: well maybe she knew you would come over tonight around 8, she told you
where she lives right?
Me: yeah but she didn’t give me her apartment number, she was smart like that
Her: well did you ask her?
Me: no she would’ve given it if she wanted to
Her: well for a woman its hard to give out their apartment number if the guy
didn’t ask for it( Ray she’s got a point eh?)
Me: thats what i fucking hate about that chick, she tries way too hard to
impress me ( lol what a reverse frame on her), instead of giving me her
apartment number and get it over with and show her appreciation for my 2 hour
that I spent on her, she’s thinking whether or not it politically right for a
lady to give her apartment number..fucking chicks man, im telling you, in the
next life I’ll be gay just so I wont have constant headaches
Her: (laughing)your very quick and smart I really like that. Just looking at you
at the gym I told **** ( blondie) that he was probably one those stupid
muscleheads that cant say more than a few words, but im impressed
Me: that’s all you guys said about me? Come on who are you kidding ( getting off
topic again… )but yeah I think this chick left a message and invited me tonight
but I didn’t catch the time and I erased the message
Her: im sure anytime after 7:30 is fine with her
Me: great minds think alike
Her: thank you
Me: I was talking about her ( I was really laughing out loud at this one too)
Her: ( laughing hard) you cant be nice for a minute can you?
Me: listen I really gotta go, enough with the kindergarten games, so tonight
around 8 is fine? We can do it some other time if its too fast for you
Her: no its ok, I don’t want you to be mad at me
Me: you mean at her
Her: ( laughed ) I thought you said we should stop that
Me: so I’ll see you at the gym tonight?
Her: no I have a date tonight I have to cancel my gym
Me: a date huh ? is he hot?
Her: he’s average
Me: bitch
Her: (laughed) no im just kidding, he doesn’t need me telling him he looks damn
fine
Me: you must be a lucky girl
Her: ( nothing)
Me: well I’ll call you before I hit the gym
Her: ok ***( my name)
Me: bye black hair
Her: stop calling me by my hair color
Me: ok not-blondie later
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Anyone know how to export audio files from your cell phone? I can put this on
youtube…if you know how to do it email me, don’t reply to it here, lets stick to
PU topics here not technology…
Anyway, I don’t feel like editing out the rest, I went over that night, the
stuff I used this time were different, mostly personal training techniques to
open her up…ad for those who follow, the Versace shirt is now 8-0..i wore it
that night… oh the other day in the chatroom some dude said that the record for
the Versace shirt and that Armani shirt is misleading, and it makes people
believe that they shouldn’t expect rejection!?!?! First of all that’s hands down
the dumbest thing I heard this week, and I chilled with a couple of blondes, so
that means this shit was reallllly stupid… listen bro, as in this case, I wasn’t
wearing that shirt the first day at the gym, I didn’t wear it the day I trained
her, but instead I wore it to her house…? For example if that chick had decided
that I was an asshole to her and if she never called me, she would go down as a
rejection, but since I hadn’t wore that shirt it wouldn’t have made it a 7-1,
instead it made it 8-0.. capishe? Comprende?
Comments/Questions/Criticisms are all welcomed…
-A2daMIR
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*** If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her moan ***
*** Good Judgement comes from Experience, and Experience comes from Bad
Judgement***
