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LR: Two New Lays
Sinn, Fidelio and I roll into x-bar. It is target rich. Plenty of 7.5's and above. I'm feeling particularly good because I have a kickass start to 2007. I already have tne lay in Scottsdale (see LR: Sunburst) and have perhaps one of the top 3 hottest girls I've ever sarged in my life dying for me to come back. She's a 5 foot tall, long shiny black haired Indian hottie with big breasts and a beautiful face. Not too mention I have 5 girls in DFW constantly texting/calling wanting to hook up again. Naturally, I'm feeling like this whole sarging thing has paid off in terms of sexual availability. This puts a smile on my face.
I open a set and it is a NO-GO. Not a blow out but it fizzles. Sinn opens a set and stays in for awhile before freezing his target out with a backturn.
I am chatting with Fidelio and as usual the shots are coming hard and heavy. Luckily I can sarge while tipsy thanks to Fidelio, Sinn and APB.
Sinn opens up a 2set of females and I open what I thought was a 2M, 1F set. It turns out it was a 2F, 4m set. Uggg. However, I manage to handle the set well. The target is into me but another male brings her a drink and she tries to cover her attraction with a shit test. This garners her a backturn and a freeze out while I chat with Fidelio again.
Strapper comes by and intros his roommate to me briefly and they head off. I was hoping to chat a bit longer but they had somewhere to be.
The Target opens me again and her friend butts into the convo. I briefly consider switching targets but decide that the brunnette is hotter because the blonde, while having bigger tits, is too chunky.
About this time, Sinn intros me to the obstacle in his set. She's tall and slender with an average face. I know Sinn is trying to pull the big tittied Target so I think, "Am I gonna fuck this girl so Sinn can fuck his girl?" I look her up and down and decide I would do it. She's about as hot as my other target but she has NO obstacles as Sinn already has her friend wrapped.
I qualify and move into comfort. Sinn posted this about the end of the night on his blog:
"I had a conversation about how none of us want to time-bridge as I live in LA, CJ hates driving and Fidelio lives like an hour away. So we start planning the pull. CJ comes back with the obstacle and I hear mention of an after hours place. So it's on. We pull the girls out, send Fidelio back to the pirate pad with the car and get into the most disgusting car I have ever seen a girl drive. My girl was 5'3 and she could not sit straight because there was soo much shite in the back seat of her car.
CJ's girl's blood sugar or soemthing got low so we had to head to CVS, they both run in and I start escalating in the backseat. They come back as I have my hand down her pants. Whoops. We start heading to the after hours place, but on the way CJ(the master of the pull) starts a brillant campaign. He says " Let's stop by my place and pick up some alcohol, cuz they stop serving at 2 but they let you bring your own until 4." So we now head the 30 minutes to the pirate pad.
BTW the pirate pad was in complete disarray as I have been staying on an inflatable mattress on the floor. and have my clothes in my suitcase as you head inside. So we get inside and the girls go to the bathroom, then I throw on an episode of the office and we settle into the couch and love seat respectively. About 30 mins in CJ isolates to his bedroom, and i start escalating on the couch, until we almost fall off. Relocate to the inflatable mattress. Which is not made for 2. I get her pants off and encounter LMR. Great, my NY's resolution is that I no longer deal with LMR so I just start to "take care of myself" and when I'm done I cuddle with her and go to sleep. I wake up a half hour later and decide I'll try to reinitiate. I go to the bathroom to wash my hands, and as I'm in there I hear CJ's girl come out and ask my girl if she wants to stay. She does, so I assum it is O-N. I go back start kissing her back and bada-bing bada boom it's over. I do not reccomend having sex on an inflatable mattress as it's not really the most stable surface or comfortable. Funny side note- CJ's girl goes into the bathroom while we are doing the deed in broad view and my girl wants to stop, then as soon as the light goes back off she jumps me."
Ok. After I pulled my Target to my room I encountered the stiffest LMR I've had for awhile. My girl was LSE and I had to work some fucking verbal magic. Luckily, Future had discussed his wicked "Advanced Comfort" ideas just a week earlier. Here's one statement based on his ideas that I used during LMR that broke it down by about 80-90%:
CJ: You know how you told me earlier how your dream is to design clothes? Well, I didn't want to mention this earlier but....(pause)
Now, mind you, she is on top of me in just her panties. I've tried to get them off 3 or 4 times. After I say that she PULLS her panties aside and sits on my boner (just on top, still hasn't put it inside her) and starts going crazy!
Girl: (breathless): omigod! omigod! (she is saying this in response to what I said, not the extra action...)
CJ: It's too bad you're such a dork! (pushing her off)
I KNOW that's the first time that's ever happened to her BECAUSE the look on her face was priceless! She was literally dumbfounded! She sat there for a good minute confused. I then pulled her panties off and started making out with her again.
About that time she heard someone in the bathroom and peaked out the door. When she noticed her friend still on the inflatable mattress she opened the door and stepped out to SHOW her friend she was totally nude and asked if her friend wanted to stay.
After she shut the door and crawled back in bed she asked if I had a condom...done deal.
Lay #3: A few days later... PlayerT: 0 CaptainJack 3
I've had many battles with PlayerT and the associated natural/players and I've always come out ahead. One of my greatest triumphs was (LR: CaptainJack wins Tug of War.... or something).
One night Fidelio and I were out just bullshitting. This was a weird night because instead of Fidelio getting all the AI's (as usual) I was getting them. I'm not used to that shit so I didn't know what to do. A 2f, 1m set against the wall called me over. They were both 9s and dressed wonderfully like professionals just off of work from some Fortune 500 company. Absolutely luscious women. One of them looked over at me and said, "You can come talk to us until your friend gets back" or something.
What did I do? Not a damn. I just smiled like a dumbass. Damn.
Everytime I turned around Fidelio was shoving some "Alligator Sex Fuck" shot that tasted like applesauce in my face. By midnight I couldn't focus my eyes.
But, I DID notice two other AI's. My drunken attempt at sarging made one hottie regret she had given me an AI. I knew I was fucking it up with each word that tumbled out of my pie hole yet I kept on "plowing" until she finally back turned me and made a face to her friends. Fuck.
Not to worry. A brunnette with a big ass had given me an AI earlier and was giving me another.
Fresh off of destroying that HB9 AI I got I decided to just waltz over and talk to the brunnette big ass chick (called HB2005).
It turned out she was older than I thought but still fuckable. But, all in all I'd call her a 2005 lay. I like to think I've graduated a bit.
I number closed her. I briefly thought about attempting the SNL but I knew that if I could barely focus my eyes that GIGANTOR wouldn't be able to do his thing so I let it go.
The day2, I meet her at the local venue and we start drinking. PlayerJ comes up and starts talking to her. She introduces us and he says, "Hey, I know him! We had a few after parties at his place" or something similar. I invite him to sit down and head to the bathroom. He has a hottie and two "ok" girls with him. On the way back my Target says, "Hey, do you know PlayerJ?"
I laugh. Yep. Well, guess what?! She says they've been dating for 3 weeks!
She spends the rest of the night kinoing me and making out with me and telling me not to worry, they are just friends!
She leaves about midnight. I hang out and do two more sets both NO-GOs
Day3...My apartment. I get LMR and she tries to pull me out to local venue. I decline. I text Sinn telling him I am through with her.
Day4... Sinn and I are at local venue and she is there. He agrees she is 2005 status. We game some sets. He games and number closes a half-white/half-asian girl I consider an HB8+ but he's not very attracted.
I get Sinn incredibly drunk. He comes up with a new opener on an obstacle I pulled over. I have the Target hooked. She is a tiny half latin/half black girl with a nose ring and perky tits with her tight midriff showing. Sinn's new opener is, "Ugggh, girl you don't have a chance!" as he wavers back in forth in his drunkeness.
The 2set leaves but I don't care because that was hilarious!
HB2005 comes over and we bounce to Dennys and then back to my place where I close HB2005.
~ CJ ~
Girl: What?
CJ: Well, I work with a lot of successful business owners and you reminded me of them when you were talking about that. I really believe you can do that...
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