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So I found myself at a house party with a chick last night. Not really much of a party, just the guys that live there and their wives. We roll in and my date introduces me to everyone. The six of us are sitting around the island in the kitchen. One of the guys is putting the finishing touches on a blunt. He lights it up and offers it to me.
Johnny: No thanks man, I don't smoke.
I seriously thought the guy was joking for a second, so I laughed. Then I looked at him and he's just looking at me deadpan.
Johnny: No...I'm not a cop...jeez
The guy that had asked me was this conservative looking guy. He had a square haircut and was wearing a button up shirt, tucked into his knee-high khaki shorts...yes...and he wants to know if I'M a cop.
I go to take a piss. I pull my date into the bathroom with me.
Johnny: Can you believe that guy just asked me if I'm a cop?
I turn her around and push her against the wall. I firmly grab her tit with one hand. I spank her ass with the other. I open the door and push her out.
Johnny: Get outta here
Sidetracked...sorry.
Anyway, I come out of the bathroom and join the folks around the kitchen island. Doucheboy starts in with fucking 20 questions.
DB: What school did you graduate from?
Like he's just firing them off. He asks the last question and I just look around the circle. I smile and laugh a little. Then I look right at him, still with a smile:
Johnny: Ha...why you GRILLIN' me homie?
And the whole fucking room laughs at him. Apparently everyone had been wondering the same thing and when I verbalized it, it turned from him tooling me to him tooling himself.
Now, I wouldn't recommend doing this in a situation where there was more than one guy trying to do what he was doing, but if you ever find yourself in a situation where you KNOW it's just the one guy being a dick...fuck it...call his ass out. Do it with a smile. Do it with poise. That is a graceful AMOG technique.
AMOG: You a cop?
Girl: No way!
Johnny: Nevermind that...I wonder what we could get up to in here
DB: How long have you lived in Nashville?
DB: What business do you have here?
DB: What kind of work do you do?
