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12 July 2008

I had only slept two hours the day before, but I did not feel like staying in. So, what else to do than hit another club? This venue is what I would classify as a ‘second tier’ venue. Thus, I stand out quite a bit. I haven’t been to this place in about a year or so. Thus, I was quite surprised to realize that the crowd actually was quite fashionable. It was not like I remembered it.

The FR contains every set I did. Everything you’ll read took place in less than two and one half hours.

== HBBimbo ==

I was a still a bit tired, so I walked around for a bit. Then, two blonde bimbos caught my attention. I have noticed that this kind of woman occasionally goes out to venues they normally consider below them, just to get validation by having every chode in the place drool over them. It was a 2set. I walked up to the first, spun her around, then told her that I almost feel intimidated by her height -- she was about as tall as me. She really did seem a bit on the stupid side, or maybe she was just insecure. Maybe she just could not process what I did because she just stared at me with her eyes wide open. Somehow, I could not bring myself to continue with her. However, she was with a friend, HBBimbo, so I ran my usual stuff on her: spin, pull in, make out. Then she said something which I just could not hear. Her voice was feeble which annoyed me. She tried again:

HBBimbo: You must have a gf!
Sleazy^»: Yeah. Actually, I’ve got a couple.

She just looked at me and was lost for words. No sense of humour whatsoever, or maybe she viewed me as the epitome of a player. Considering that my neck was covered with about a dozen hickeys, which were thinly covered with a scarf, I probably triggered her ASD. She ran off to her friend.

HBBimbo: Well, THIS is my gf.
Sleazy^»: Huh?

I pulled her in again, and we danced close for a while. I got bored really quickly as she did not know how to move. So, I though I’d ditch her but make out for a while before. She did not like this, however. I told her I was about to leave and pointed two fingers on my cheek, which she kissed. Then, I pointed my index finger on my lips.

HBBimbo (with pointed finger): But only if you go this way!

I got another kiss out of her that way, but she wasn’t worth any more effort.

== HBTits ==

To my great surprise I ran into HBTits again. I have written about her a couple of times. She still seems to like me, but I am not interested in her anymore. However, whenever we see each other we chat for a bit and make out. Her friends like me as well.

There is nothing more to write about her. I left her after a few moments, but used her for social proof throughout the night. Amusingly enough, as I have learnt thanks to facebook, one of her friends is friends with the chick that gave me my first handjob on the dance floor some time ago. I guess now they really have something to talk about.

One of her friends, btw, called me early in the morning to tell me that HBTits described me as “buff and really indie looking”. Apparently, her entourage views me as pretty cool. They don’t seem to mind at all that I am a huge slut. The last few times they saw me, they could witness me rubbing a chick’s crotch in isolation. Tonight should be no exception, except that I should finger a chick for a prolonged period of time.

== HBRedTop ==

This chick apparently looked to hook up. She was dancing in a very attention seeking way, and had already attracted a considerable number of chodes. These duds wouldn’t make a move anyway, so I swept in, took her hand and did the usual kino escalations. After the first kiss I just dragged her off to a quieter area. First, I slammed her against the wall to make out with her, then I switched the position so that she was leaning against me.
She was pretty cool. I taught her a few German words, and in return she taught me some English colloquialisms. Her logistics were bad -- and mine even worse. There was no point in continuing with her, so I took her number, set a time bridge and ejected.

== HBShort ==

I loved this one. She was about 5’ tall, and thus incredibly petite. We made EC and she started to dance in front of me. For a few moments I just kept standing motionless at the periphery of the dance floor and looked around. Then, I told her to put her phone away so that we could dance. After two or three minutes I pulled her in to give her a hug, and she rubbed my back intensely. I lifted her up and made out with her. We continued our dance. Then, I dragged her off. Luckily, this venue has a few very comfortable easy chairs. I sat down in one and pulled her on my lap.

While caressing each other and making out, we fluffed for a while. Her logistics were probably the worst imaginable as she was with a friend who was staying at her place. She was a pretty cool chick overall, and I found her incredibly sexy, so I just kept doing what I did. She repeatedly said she had to get back to her friends, but as soon as she got up, I just made EC and told her to get back into my lap again, which she always did. I let her qualify me as well, which I really enjoyed:

Sleazy^»: So, why do you like me so much?
HB: I love your accent. [This was mostly BS, because we hadn’t spoken that much.]
Sleazy^»: Really. (pause and smile) What else?
HB: ...and you are this tall dark haired stranger. I like that.

She got more and more into it. I probably should have tried to fuck her in the venue, and this is something I will definitely work on in the future. The sofa next to us got free, so we moved over there. I lied down, put her on top of me, and started working her ass. My hand was already inside her pants, so I applied DiCarlo’s move and started fingering her from behind. She was one of the hottest chicks in the venue, so I just preferred fingering her instead of chasing after another target. She left close to closing time to get back to her friends. I’m pretty sure I had made her night. She certainly had made mine.

Oh, I almost forget: always be completely unfazed. No matter what happens. I shoved my finger up her snatch as if it was the most normal thing in my life. Actually, I have done this so many times in clubs that it really is nothing special anymore. She went along with it. But when I tried to put my finger in as deeply as I could, she flinched. I just did not let it bother me, retracted the finger a little bit and continued as usual. Just keep the chick in a happy state and be comfortable.

I took her number as well, but it’s a worthless one.

BTW, HBTits and her entourage saw me fingering her. They were mildly amused, and I just felt amazing as always.

== HBDrunk ==

HBDrunk is a bit of a misnomer. She was certainly not wasted, but her kisses tasted of alcohol, which I don’t especially like. This chick was just completely into me and wooed me like an idiot. Before I spotted the chick I wrote about in the previous section, I watched her for a moment. She danced around in front of me to get my attention. After a while, I rewarded her a bit and took her hand. Then I made out with her for a while, before I left to hit on HBShort. After I was done with that one, I just hunted her down again and continued where I had left off.

This time, she was dancing at the other end of the dance floor, close to the stage. I walked up to her, slammed her against it and -- did not kiss her. Instead, I placed my thumb on her forehead, my fingers on her cheek, and slowly moved my hand downward. Then, I stuck my thumb in her mouth and let her suck on it for a while. Then, I made out with her. I barely talked to her, but she said a few nice things to me, like;

HB: You are brilliant.

… or …

HB: You are sexilicious.

At least I had learnt a new word that night. I put her hand on my crotch, she started rubbing it. Then, I made out with her, before pushing her away. She took this as a cue to play hard to get. I started looking for her after a while and finally found her in the other room by her self, with a glass of beer in her hand.

I took a chair and sat down next to her.

HB: Do you know [club night]?
Sleazy^»: Yeah. But it’s a bit boring, isn’t it?
HB: I go there every week.

She was already begging to be contact closed. Then, one of her friends joined us. He was a really cool guy so it was not difficult to befriend him. Soon afterwards he walked off. Now HB dropped the next bomb:

HB: I advise you to find your friends now. Otherwise, you will be stuck with me for the rest of the night.

How is that for a chick saying she wants your dick?

I took her hand and wanted to drag her outside. Then, she realized she didn’t get her coat yet. Unfortunately, she did not leave it at the cloakroom but stuffed it under a sofa. And now it was gone. I watched her panicking for a while, then I thought that she would be too much trouble so I just walked off.

== The lost set ==

There was a sixth set as well, which I did not write about yet. It’s nothing special. I’ll just leave it in for completeness sake. It was an all-female 3 set. Two of the chicks had met some dudes and were already making out, but for some reason the really hot third chick was all alone. This sounded like a job for Sleazy^». I swept in and we danced for a while. Then, her friends left, leaving her alone with me. Too bad we had not much chemistry, so I only got a kiss-close and nothing more.

== Bottom Line ==

Push towards in-venue lays! My personal logistics will be pretty shitty for the remainder of my stay in London so I better make use of all my options.