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i especially want to thank Joseph. that guy is a fucking mack, in the truest sense of the word. had it not been for his astute and timely insight, this lay probably wouldn't have happened. okay...enough ass kissing. onto the report.
so this past thursday, i had to work. i knew that jws and toobs were gonna be rolling in at different times of the day, so i arranged for the two of them to just meet up at the airport. i left my door unlocked at my house and just told the two of them to go on over and make themselves at home.
i finally get off work and make it to the house by about six thirty. fuckin late day. always seems to go that way when you have shit to do or people to see. i get to the house and these two are already through a six pack and half way through a twelve. ha ha...my family.
i gotta say, it was a little bizarre having two guys that i've never met in real life come over to my house while i was at work and then be sitting there when i got home. but we all fell in with eachother pretty quick. those guys are super awesome.
after a few beers, some good conversation and a shower, we roll out to the hood to pick up nash. being that it's a thursday and i'm not expecting there to be much happening anywhere, i decide it's best to take the guys to some places near my house that i frequent. at least that way i know the bartenders will be hooking us up.
we start off at the karaoke bar where i'm a regular. i roll right in and immediately go over to some girls i know. i give them hugs and introduce them to the guys. everyone is drinking, we're all just kinda hanging out. the place is kinda dead, but i had anticipated that.
i'm sitting on a bar stool, chatting with this cutie. nash is doing the same a little ways down the bar. i tell the cutie that my friends are here from out of town and that joseph is actually here from canada.
cutie; does he have an accent?
he's standing to my left. cutie is sitting to my right. he turns to her. he reaches past me and takes her hand in his as i introduce them. he is gazing into her eyes intensely. he does that a lot, i've noticed.
joseph; wow, it's cool in here, but you're so warm...can i have your shirt?
she giggles her little ass off. they're still holding hands across the bar in front of me. i turn to cutie.
johnny; so is his accent bad?
and she is so caught up in her attraction that she cannot even process my question. she just kind of looks at me with that dreamy expression. all i can do is smile. i turn to joseph as i get up off my stool.
johnny; here man, why don't you sit here
so joseph and nash are in set. i don't remember if tubarao was or not. i seem to recall him going back and forth between making rounds of the place or chatting with one of the three of us.
not too much happening, so we decide to hit up another few places in the area. we end up at this sports bar type place with a circular bar. joseph and i are chatting away. tubarao comes over to me after about ten minutes and tells me that the chick across the bar has been staring a hole in my head for like eight straight minutes. i take a look at her. nothing special, but tub decides to go talk to her. he had a funny little interaction with her, which i will let him tell you about.
after a few drinks and yet another disappointment, we head out to another bar. it's getting late and there just hasn't been much action, so this is the last stop before going back to my place.
we roll in. joseph and i take seats at the corner of the bar. tub and nash prefer to stand for some reason. like i noticed they did that everywhere.
joseph points out a mixed three set in close proximity to us. it's two girls and a guy. the guy is sitting in a stool. the brunette is dancing in front of him. the blonde with the amazing body is dancing close to them.
the blonde is kind of all over the place. like, one second, she is next to her friends, dancing, then she is behind them dancing, then she is sending a text message. a couple of times, she got close enough to step on my foot.
i know, it seems like a proximity alert, but it was really just where i was sitting at the bar. what i mean is, several other people accidentally stepped on my foot while passing by. there just wasn't much space between the corner of the bar where i was planted and the table with the mixed set. doesn't mean i didn't take it as an IOI though. more on that in a second.
joseph; dude...look at this chode. you see how he's sitting, with his hands folded between his legs. it's like he's ashamed of his dick...that and he's afraid to touch these girls...look at that blonde...man, she WANTS to be touched BAD...but this guy just won't do it..amazing
well, didn't take long for me to process that one. everything he was saying made perfect fucking sense. it also didn't take long for the blonde to step on my foot again. i reach right over, slip my hand around her waist and pull her to me.
johnny; hey...that's like the third time you've stepped on me...why don't you just dance over here
she smiles and giggles. i turn to her, open my legs and turn her around. she backs her glorious ass into my cock and proceeds to grind on me. i run my hands up and down her stomach. i graze her tits a couple times. shit...i'm getting a little hard just thinking about that body. face wasn't bad either, but she did kind of have that look like she may have had acne when she was younger. her body MORE than made up for that though.
so it went like that for about a half hour. she would grind on me for a few, then go back over to her friends, at which point, i would simply turn back to joseph and talk to him until she would inevitably come back and start grinding again.
joseph; beautiful dude...you're doing this perfect...she runs away and you don't chase, you just turn back to your friends like it's nothing...she's like a push/pull queen.
there was a little dialogue between me and the girl. she keeps getting a lot of texts. at one point, she's grinding on me when she gets a text.
johnny; is that someone who wishes they were here right now?
i slide my hand down over her ass as i say this.
hbpush/pull; well, i was supposed to go out with this guy tonight, then go see my ex afterwards...then i didn't want to leave here.
hmm...wonder if i had something to do with that? maybe. we chat some more. she runs off and comes back a few more times. last time she comes back, i say to her
johnny; well hey listen, i'm entertaining guests this weekend and they're looking bored out of their minds, so we're gonna leave.
she looks a little disappointed. i stop and look her deep in her eyes.
johnny; do you wanna come home with me?
hbpush/pull; giggling and smiling...ha ha...what? i can't...uh ha ha...NO...ha ha ha...you're crazy
but god, i could just tell, she SOOO wanted to say yes. but as franco would say, 'it es just ASD...now come, let us get cappucino.'
johnny; well here, put your number in here.
i go to hand her my phone and she gives me a little shit.
hbpp; what...no, you put it in
whatever. she tells me her number. i put it in and push send. she sees my number come up on her phone.
hbpp; awesome...i'm saving it right now.
johnny; cool...well hey, i had fun
we gaze at eachother for a moment. i pull her to me. tounge down ensues. i bite her neck. she moans sensually. we make out for another moment or two. i go to bite her neck again. i look over at tubarao as i'm doing it, as if to say, 'are you getting this?'
ha ha...he was.
anyway, we leave the bar. since i had the guys in town and i was already having to spend so much time working, i didn't want to just ditch them to hook up. we texted back and forth all weekend long though. i could tell she was definitely into me.
on sunday night, with tub already back home in new york, joseph, nash and i were tossing back a couple of beers and watching the jeffy show. true to form, jlaix inspires me. i send her a text.
johnny; what's your address
hbpp; lol...why do you want my address?
johnny; how old are you again? cut the shit...how am i supposed to get to your place if i don't know your address?
hbpp; but i'm already in bed...i'm tired and i have to work in the morning
johnny; irrelavent...i ain't tryin to keep you up all night, i just wanna hang out for a few
well, that didn't go anywhere. we text back and forth a few times until eventually, she just stops texting back. oh well, guess i'll just get drunk.
so fast forward to last night. more texting back and forth. i have to go to school until five in the evening. i get out of class and text her asking if she's still working. she is, but she will be off soon.
johnny; let's go get a drink when you get off
hbpp; lol...ok
fuckin a...finally.
so i roll home and clean up my place. it's a trashed disaster after a weekend of drunk pua's inhabiting it...ha ha...and guys thought I was bad.
after getting the place looking decent again, i roll out to the same place where i met hbpp. i'm intentionally ten minutes late. she's sitting in the very center of the bar, chatting with some old woman to her right. i roll right up and put my arms around her from behind. she smiles, puts her hands on mine and leans into me as i kiss her on the cheek. she turns and does the same to me.
she introduces me to the old woman. apparently, they go way back. the old lady tells me that she watches out for hbpp. they regale me with stories of how the old woman has cockblocked for her many many times. in hind sight, i guess it was kind of a warning, but i laughed it off and rolled with the convo. she really was a funny old lady.
finally, the old woman looks at me and says,
old lady; you know what...i think i like you...you're at seventy percent approval right now
johnny; aww...you're too kind...i like you too, old lady
no, i didn't call her old lady, but you get the idea.
hbpp wants to do jello shots. shit, she even BUYS me one. she was really cool about everything. paying for her own shit. i did buy her one drink after she had gotten the jello shot for me...but then she ended up buying me another one a little while later.
we play some pool. we play a few songs on the juke box. we grind a little. i bite her neck a little. we make out a little. after about a half hour, the old woman comes up to us and says bye to hbpp and me. i assume this means i'm up to at least ninety percent at this point.
about another half hour of pool, drinks, grinding and mini makeouts, i say to her,
johnny; let's go back to my place and watch a movie before i get too smashed
hbpp; giggling...ha ha...ok
we hop in our cars. she follows me back to my place. i go straight to the bedroom and pick up my guitar. she lays down on the bed. she starts pulling her shirt up to expose her stomach.
i know, i know...she's giving every indication of 'come fuck me' and my drunk ass just HAS to play the guitar for her. ha ha...yeah, i probably could've just jumped on it, but i wanted to make her wait for it.
so i play a couple songs. i put down the guitar and jump into the bed. whew...it was ON. biting, kissing, dry humping, scratching, you name it. clothes are off. i eat her little pussy like a bowl of fried rice. rubber up. bang bang. rest. rubber up. bang bang bang. rest. rubber up. bang bang bang. i put it in her ass. she tries to take it, but then she turns to me and says,
hbpp; uh uh...can't do it
that's fine. i'll try again another time. i finish her off. dear god, i must have fucked her like four times...at least that was the number of used condoms i found laying on the floor around my room this morning.
man...what a weekend
let me start this one with a big shout out to my boys, JWS and Tubarao. the two of them made it down here to nashville this weekend and partied it up with NVP and yours truly. we all had a blast and i look forward to future encounters with them.
johnny; i'll let you decide. hey, joseph, come say hi to cutie, here.
