The Top Pickup Artist Forum On The Internet: Fast Seduction 101

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So, I've been having a little fun with the stuff I say to girls lately.

Ok, I'll be honest. I'm always saying retarded stuff to girls anyway, so this is nothing new.

When I get a call, text, or even a message on the internet, its normal for people to simply ask, "What are you doing?" I do it myself all the time.

I've been working on finding girls that are somewhat interested in the female sex as of late, so I usually find some way to tease them or joke about them liking girls. So, to take advantage of the a potentially boring path of conversation and to screen for bi-sexuality, killing to birds with one stone, I run this ridiculously stupid "routine" of sorts more to entertain myself than anything, but it works well for screening and entertaining.

NVP: Hey, what are you doing?

Chick: This and that(or whatever). What are you doing?

Or if she starts the conversation, just start here...

Chick: What are you doing?

NVP: Not much. I'm about to eat.

NVP: Want some?

NVP: She's cute, she's nice, she's tasty... It'll be fun.

Chick: Hahahaha(or whatever).

Yeah, its that simple.

Every once in awhile, you'll get an uptight girl with no sense of humor. Honestly, you probably shouldn't waste your energy on a girl with no sense of humor anyway. Most girls find it funny, and you'll even find a few that will actually be interested if you toy around with the idea a little. Plus there's always that one girl that will simply say, "Okay." Lol.

You can play around with it as much as you like.

NVP: She's strawberry flavored. Doesn't that sound delicious? Hell, you can have me too, I'm cream filled and all.

Chick: Hahaha, whatever. I don't know about that.

NVP: Well, at least I was nice enough to offer. Sharing is caring. Don't call me later saying you're hungry though. I'm offering you a meal now. All you can eat.

Chick: Hahaha, you're ridiculous.

This is obviously an already sexual line of conversation. No transition necessary.

Have fun guys.