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Anyway, most of the night I was just chillin at my boy's house. He had a few people over there chillin and drinkin beers. At around 12:00 my one buddy and I decide to roll out to a bar. So we do so.
We get to this one bar at about 12:30 or 12:45 (bars close at 2:00 where I'm from). The place is fucking DEAD. I spot 2 chicks all the way on the other side of the bar, but they are talking to 2 faggy looking guys. But that's it! No more chicks at this, usually packed place.
Well, I go to take a piss, and when I come back my buddy goes to take a piss right after me. At this point I immediately spotted this smokin hot, brown-haired chick sitting right next to where me and my boy are chillin. In my head I'm thinking "Wow, God just sent down this angel from heaven just for me to stick my cock into her tonight."
So I roll up to her, and this was the exact conversation:
ME: "Hey you should come to (insert after-hours bar name here) with us".
Immediately I knew she liked me for my no hesiation, non-typical "opening line", assume rapport, etc...approach. PLUS she was there all alone at this place by herself, so I knew this chick was definately DTF.
ME: So what brings you here (wondering why she's alone)?
We exchange phone numbers. I put hers into my phone, and I call her with mine. Her phone rings, and I grab it and typed in my name as "Newman from XXXX bar". This chick is definately into me
So basically up until now, it was just all basic fluff talk stuff. I introduced her to my buddy and all, and I got her name. She had this hot accent, and this very interesting name like Desdeanna or something like that....
About 2 minutes later....
Her: So do you want to come back to my place with me?
(God, I knew you were a cool ass dude!)
Me: Ya sure, let me just see what my buddy is up to. I'm his ride.
Me: You dude, this chick just asked me to come back to her hotel room with her...Um...You wanna run train on her or something...?
This bar was like 1/2 hour away from where he lives, and he didn't have any ride home. I didn't want to just screw him over and leave hime hangin just to get laid.
Me: I'm his ride home, can he come too?
Never to be seen again.
Now, basically I just turned down a smokin hot piece of ass, that I could have went back to her hotel room with and had a crazy, kinky ONS with, and then had an awesome LR to write about which probably would have gotten like 3 stars or some shit....but I didn't because my buddy was with me, and I didn't want to dick him over.
That sucked.
I made sure to tell my buddy what a generous thing I did for him. I think he should give me 5 bucks or something, but I'll bring that up next time I see him.
All-in-all though, I feel just as good as if I actually did fuck her because everything else was so successful:
I spot hot, lone wolf. I approach (without having to do any warm-ups before hand. Yes, I was a little drunk, so that always makes things easier too, but I'm a fuckin Irish bastard, so most of the time I'm gonna be drunk). I open her with whatever is on my mind immediately after spotting her. I just have a normal conversation with her. She invites back to her place. Simple!
PS. Since I started taking MMA, and I got my weight down to 175 from 220 (and still pretty damn muscular because I've been lifting weights for years), chicks definately dig me a ton more. They gave me a lot of shit as the fatter (yet stronger) version of me. Now, for some shallow and superficial reason, all chicks are much nicer to me, and I always catch many more checking me out....So that just goes to show ya, that chicks don't care that I can full squat 405 lbs. or deadlift 450 lbs. at a weight of 220. No, they only care about low bodyfat. But hey, whatever gets the p in the vagee ya know?
I know everyone here likes to read "FU" reports...they're just funny. Well, I wouldn't necesseraily say I did anything wrong. I actually did everything right, and it was a really REALLY simple "almost 5-minute pull", but I didn't....
Her: What's that?
ME: Oh, you've never been there. It's an after hours bar. Me and my buddy are about to go. You should definately come with us.
Her: Here, take a seat....
Me: Are you here with anyone (I wasn't checking for a boyfriend, I was actually hoping she had a chick with her for my buddy)?
Her: Nope, just me. I got dropped off by my ride.
Her: I'm from (insert other part of the state), and I'm just staying at this hotel up the street.
Me: Oh cool, so how long are you here for?
Her: Till tommorrow
Me: Oh damn, you leave tommorrow. What time?
Her: (giggles) early in the morning....here do you want my phone number?
Me: Sure, let me put it in my phone.
Buddy: Sure man.
Her: Sorry the invite is only open to one.
Me: Oh well, I still think you should come to (after hours bar) with us....
Her: Hold on, I have to go outside and call my ride...
