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-When pausing from walk, SIT DOWN. Keep smiling - lean WAY back - somewhat narrow eyes - some sleepy stretching.
-Avoid standing!!
Note 2: Fun comment ideas. (Not really needed, but avoids boredom!)
-Walk and smile - be a bit in haze/stone'ish. Shoot NONINTELLECTUAL comments at HBs whenever near (e.g. Wow your hair looks soft! I like this song! Hey tiger!! etc..)
Note 1: Aim to get the basics covered (fitness, posture, outfits), but NEVER let a lack thereof curb your sarge-enthusiasm! Never assume a girl is 'too hot' for you to talk to!
"Wow you look happy!"
Grab clothes, "What a nice fabric!" (© brooklyn)
Bump her, "Are you drunk?" (© dahunter)
"Nice hair - is it real?" (pull it) "HEY.. it moved!" (© Style)
"Bad/Naughty girl!" (© TD)
"You are trouble!" (© TD)
"You are mystical!"
"You are hiding something!"
"Wow you look just like.. a little angel!"
"Aww... you are soooo cute! I want to adopt you!" (© Papa)
"Guess!" (© TD)
"I'm an unemployed loser - I live with my mom." (© ijjjji)
"Im a trash man! Trash is MY LIFE! I plan a big career in trash!" (© ijjjji)
"I'm a traveling underwear inspector!" (© TD)
"I'm a freelance gynecologist - how long is it since your last check?" (© TD)
"I'm 16 - 16 and unkissed!" (© ijjjji)
"I dont know.. need to ask my mom." (© Nightblue)
"My mom told me to be home before ten." (© Nightblue)
"I can't help it. My mother raised me too well." (© Style)
"I'm a virgin!"
"Girls are so scary!"
"I got to go... to the toilet"
"Won't you get too aroused if I sit this close?" (© Nathan Szilard)
During #close: "I got phone phobia - is it ok if I make my mom call you?" (© ijjjji)
"Aww you are soo cute.. but we could never be a couple - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings!" (© TD)
"Are you rich? Aww I need a rich GF who can support me while I start a boy band - The Whatever Boys! But hey - I need groupies too! But you don't look like groupie material - she can be my groupie and you can be my manager! Yeah!" (© TD)
"As always, I'm out looking for my future wife. I have NO IDEA why its so hard to find her - I only have 2 tiny requirements! I'm a modest man - I don't ask for much! A perfect body.. and she must be VIRGIN. My dick is so small! I don't want her to have anything to compare me with. It would make me so insecure! I want to be her first and only lover! She must not have a dildo either. I'm afraid the dildo would come between us!" (© ijjjji)
