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At midnight I get the call.
At 2am we are heading to the car and we get cat-called by two girls in a car. Inbred runs over to talk to them. The girl in the passenger seat is smoking hot. The girl driving is a troll. SInce Inbred stepped up, me and Secret head off to our car. We see Johnny and Inbred get in the car with these two girls and I'm like Secret we need to get the F outa here or those two idiots will blow the deal. Needless to say they have the girls drive them to Secret's car. It's like 100% on between inbred and the smoking hot Princess. Needless to say when we are all in the car I am giving him endless shit. I mean wtf? I am yelling at him and calling him a pussy. A 10 stops her car and asks him to smash her and he can't do it.
So then he calls her because we made him feel so damn bad. I just keep shouting the whole time to make him feel bad. He can't really hear what she's saying but he tries to get her to meet up with him again. I was like dude you blew that one! So we are really torturing him as Secret is driving me to this online ho's house. It's in the middle of goddam nowhere. A good 45mins to an hour from my place. I'm like what the crap?
But hey whatever.
Finally we get the to girl's place and I'm like Secret do not fucking drive off until I walk into the house. Needless to say those fuckers start driving off as soon as I'm out of the car. So I get to the front door and this chick opens it. Christ. She's HUGE. Godam pics taken from flattering angles. My first thought it "RUN!" But I know that if I try to get the guys to take me home they will just ditch me. Inbred would totally do that just to get me back for the shit I was giving him for getting out of that girl's car.
So I just close my eyes kiss the girl once and say "Where do you want me to fuck you?"
I throw her into her bedroom and just shove her face on my cock and try not to look at her. I was like I need this bitch to drive me home so I have to get through this. So after I make her gag a bunch I just start hate fucking her. She gets on all fours and I just push her face into the bed. I keep grinding her face into the mattress and I'm shouting "Don't look at me! Don't you fucking look at me!"
I m ean I did NOT want to puke.
So I start slapping her ass as I can. But it's not enough. So I just start punching her in the ass. I am going back and forth between grinding her face into the sheets and punching her ass. I make her lie on the bed upside and throatfuck her and tea bag her and maker her toss my salad. You know the stuff to make a girl feel really special. I keep trying to think of more depraved things to do to her. All I want to do is dehumanize her.
The ONLY reason I didn't try to get a blumpkin was because I didn't need to shit.
So finally I finish down her throat and she is like gagging but loving it. It's weird. I literally haven't seen her face since she opened the door and I'm trying to keep it that way.
So I go to pee and grab my phone. I'm texting Johnny and telling him how much I hate him and online game» now and need some steel wool to shower with. And I come out and tell her that my house mate is locked out and she needs to drive me home right away. She is like I don't have enough gas to drive that far.
So I have to put $10 in her damn tank AND she makes me pump. WTF is that about? I would have put in $5 but we might have run out of gas on the way to my house, or GOD FORBID, in my parking lot.
So the whole car ride back I'm texting Johnny and making him promise not to tell Secret and Inbred. But that bastard is texting everyone he knows. I'm shocked that he didn't post about it on every forum on earth. She keeps telling me more and more lame things about herself. Driving at night is hard on her eyes. Her date was boring. Dead end job. Small house. Tough being a single mom.
She has 3 cats and a dog and her house was filthy dudes.
She was so gross I literally had one of the worst allergy attacks of my life in her car. I am like turning red and crying my eyes out and she offers to stop to get an allergy pill. I'm like fuck that. Pharmacies have bright ass lights. I don't wanna see her in that fucking glare. She just keeps on saying things to make me hate her more and more and more. Traffic confuses her. It's hard to see the lanes at night. Where should she turn. Dude it's one freeway all the way to my house.
So finally she gets to my house and I don't say a word. I just jump out and run into my house with the 6pack that Johnny made me pick up at the gas station. That bastard found a silver lining. I take a long shower. I felt like Ace Ventura when he realizes that he kissed dude and just showers and cries all huddled up.
I was painted into a corner and I had to fuck my way out of it. So I got my ride home.
Oh and Inbred started texting that girl the next day and on Sunday took her on a lunch date WITH HER AUNT. WTF? When he walks up she goes "Oh, I thought you would be the guy in the tie." I WAS THE GUY IN THE TIE ONE FRIDAY!!!! So if I had just run when she yelled to me from her car. I would have had a 10 instead of a zero. Ok I need to go get some more tequila to wash away my shame.
So I didn't want to have to post this but Johnny has been on my ass all week. Last Friday I was out with SecretKeeper, JohnnyC69 and Inbred. It was a weird night because Secret is only 20 so we can't really go to the better venues. All day long I was texting this ho I met online. Johnny is all about pof so he has been getting me to mess around with online game». So this girl is sending me pictures of her snatch and tits and whatknot and of course I'm showing the boys. But we are out for a night of cold approach and she has a date. As we are heading out I text her that if her date doesn't close the deal to let me know and I'll come over to smash her.
