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HBS: Hey! How are you?
She waited about 3 hours before she texted me back. I went to sleep before that point, got up the next morning and didn't text back. She sent another one with this around 10:
HBS:" "So what is it "
She sent this immediately afterward:
HBS: "What are you doing friday or saturday?"
I didn't have much planned for this weekend, but I still like to leave my Fridays and Saturdays free for sarging. Plus, there's a chance of flaking should we set a date in the future. I remember someone telling me that if a woman really wants to hang out with you, she'll set it up so that the two of you will be able to meet. I decided to test this...
Tech: "Mmm, tonight's looking awfully good."
HBS: " how late can i push it? i'm going on a bike ride with my friend"
Success!
Tech: "Just hit me up before you come."
Cool. Well, it sounds like things are going to work out well for tonight! Oh, wait:
HBS: "What are you looking for in me?"
Shit. Wait, what? That's a really WEIRD thing to get this early...isn't it?? The small hamster in my brain's wheel runs his little heart out trying to think of a good way to dodge this question.
Mmm...no luck. Alright, time to be frank.
Tech: "That's a weird question. I'm going to take a shower. "
Perhaps a smiley face will defuse the situation. She attempted to call me five minutes after sending that last one. I didn't answer, fearing a verbal duel that I doubt I could avoid blowing.
HBS: "My friend and i are gonna bike to you "
Several thoughts entered my mind at this point. Her friend? I don't know her friend. Her friend could be a him. And the orbiters that usually roll with HBs are always, ALWAYS bmog. It's fucking annoying as hell, and I don't feel like dealing with that. I mull over in my mind whether or not to send a text telling her that just she should come. It's at this moment that I remember something Cougar Hunter told me when I passed up a day 2 with another girl through text because she had a friend with her:
*(not an exact quote)*CH: "Tech, you realize you passed up a meet here...if you'd met up with her, who knows what would have happened? You might have gotten with her friend if things didn't work out with her."
You're RIGHT, Cougar Hunter's voice in my head!
But still, she might be here too early. I want to take that shower.
Tech: "Not yet. I have to take care of a few things."
I simply didn't respond after this point, except to tell her that I was finished with my shower, at which point she said they were coming. Ten minutes later she called to tell me they were downstairs. I told her to come up. Gotta make sure she gets a feel for the place.
I asked my roommate to get the door for me when they knocked because I still needed to shave. A few seconds later and there it is. I take two or three more minutes to finish getting the particularly hard to reach stubble and then proceed to the living room.
HBSinger is sat on my couch with her friend, who actually turned out to be a fairly cute HB7 herself.
Woo!
I go to give her a hug and sit down to watch t.v. with them for a few moments. Nothing's said between us for a few more moments...the tension is THICK, but not bad.
I grab my shoes and put them on, grabbing my keys as well. She inquires as to whether or not I'm going somewhere. I tell her yes, but she can stay here. I'll only be gone a few hours. She's gullible, looks visibly disappointed. Her expression was fucking CLASSIC. I quickly let her know that I'm just joking, but we are going to go take a walk. She nods, and I finish tying up my laces. After bidding a fond farewell to my roomies, the three of us are off.
The night air's rather warm. There's a slight brisk chill, but it's very pleasant. I fluff with HBS for a while as we walk down the street and start talking to her friend as well. HBS reaches for her phone and starts talking to someone. Apparently her friend Tim, the other HB tells me.
HBS: "Hey. My friends wanna know if we wanna smoke with them."
Heh, no. No I do not.
Tech: "Nah, I don't smoke anymore."
She nods and tells the friends maybe next time. It was about this time that HBSinger's other HB friend tells us that it's time for her to go home, so she'll ride her bike back. Automatic isolation. Pretty spiffy!
HBSinger had to take her bike back to her friend's house, as she left her car parked there. I agree to walk over to it with her, and we spend 10 minutes getting there. She reaches for my hand and I let her. It's very quiet, so I start playing the questions game with her.
Right off the bat:
HBS: "You KNOW what I'm going to ask you."
We play the game a little more, ramping up the questions each time. She asks me about my past relationships...this is kind of weird. I knew she liked me before, but I've never had a girl doing all of this relationship type stuff this...EARLY. Or ever, recently.
Anyway, she starts trying to get more information as to whether or not I really got my cock pierced. I didn't, but she'll find out soon enough, when it's too late to be disappointed.
Things are feeling really good, so I start spinning her around and pull her into me on the side of the street. She comes toward me and we start making out. I break it off after a minute and we keep walking to get her bike. I think this is the smoothest Day 2 that I've EVER had. I don't really understand why she's so enamored with me. But oh well. Suppose I shouldn't knock a good thing.
After we got to her car, I said we should drive over to this other park. It was night, so everything was pretty dark. We walked around, I generally cocky playful'd her the whole way. We sat down in these bleachers and started making out. Things were going really well, so I kept trying to escalate. I was actually really nervous, although I think I avoided showing it pretty well. Visions danced through my mind of posting my first official LR.
I thought about my last few failed attempts. Yeeech.
I went with the standard dicarlo ladder, but she kept knocking my hand away when I'd go for her gina. Not one to be so easily deterred, I decided to start focusing on going for her neck. Narcotikk mentioned that a woman's neck is not unlike her clitoris...so I started going for it and sucking on it. She pushed my head away after a few seconds.
HBS: "Mmm, not so much there. I don't want a mark left."
That's odd. Maybe she's trying to trade up? She hadn't mentioned a boyfriend.
After the neck-no-go, I took a moment and scanned her face. What's the next closest thing to the neck that I can play with...? My eyes settle on her earlobe, and I go into action. As soon as I started sucking on her lobes, she started scratching my back and breathing more heavily. I worked this area a little longer, flicking at it with my tongue as if it were her clitoris. It seemed to work VERY well. I then placed her hand down on my dick through my pants. This was the cue to start rubbing her vagina through her pants. She didn't stop me, so I continued.
We started hearing some guy's dog barking, getting progressively louder, interrupting the moment. After she mentioned something about it, I took her hand and led her over to a really dark section of the park, where we (mostly) couldn't be seen. I pushed her toward the grass, and laid down making out more. I was surprised, but she'd let me between her legs. I held her hands down above her head, began working the lobes again. She started getting really into it, thrusting her hips against mine, and we started dry humping.
I went to unbutton her jeans, but she stopped me again.
HBS: "Sorry...I'm on my period."
Hm. LMR? Maybe. I decide to play it cool and try and amp up her sexual state. She asks me what I'm thinking about after another few moments.
Tech: "I'm going to have the worst blue balls tonight. "
She pulled my tongue into her mouth and started motioning her mouth up and down on it. Oh, this is going to be sweeeet.
I start to flip onto my back, motioning her to get on top of me. She pulls up my shirt and starts kissing my stomach, making her way down to the top of my pants. Slowly, she unbuttons them, grabbing my dick and pulling it out.
It was cool because, up until now I'd always been sort've worried that I might have a small dick. Not the kind of worried where you're seriously worried about it, or that it's obviously small or anything. The kind of self-concious you get from watching too much porn and not getting enough lays.
HBS: "Daaamn, baby. Yours is the thickest I've ever seen."
A quick thought shot through my mind about the length not being mentioned, but I decide that I should just take the compliment.
After that she started licking the tip, quickly escalating to full on fellatio. It's always been hard for me to get off on BJs. I'm not really sure why. But this time it was pretty easy. I just grabbed the back of her head and controlled when she went up and down.
I tapped her shoulder just before I felt a huge orgasm coming on. I ASSUMED this was the universal BJ sign that a guy was about to cum and she should prepare herself. It didn't seem to register.
Now, I hadn't masturbated to climax in about 10 days, so to say that some powerful force had been built up would've been an equally powerful understatement. But to my amazement, she kept going all the way through. Swallowed the ENTIRE load.
Well, until the very end.
HBS: (Sputters, coughing)
She started choking and THREW UP! It looked like she'd JUST FINISHED eating a bowl of cereal as a HUGE splash of viscous pearl fluid shot out of her mouth.
I DIED laughing. I couldn't stop myself, it was literally one of the FUNNIEST things I've EVER seen.
That's a special moment. I don't think I'll ever forget the first time a girl choked on and then threw up my jizz. Ah, life is absolutely grand.
Until she tried to kiss me after that. EW. JIZZ LIPS!
The rest of the night she kept remarking about how salty and unpleasant my sperm tasted. I guess I should get more pineapples in my diet or something. Ah well.
She kept trying to hold my hand and kiss me and stuff like that afterward. I didn't know how to react against it as I don't want anything close to a relationship, so I just went with it. We chilled at my place for a while after that, and then I told her I was getting tired and wanted to go to sleep. I walked her to her car and saw her off.
Even though I didn't get to penetrate, it still worked out pretty well. All in all it was a pretty good night.
I realize that this was no feat of PuA greatness, no stroke of masterdom and would be no huge goal or accomplishment to MOST of the guys on this board. But, this is my first time with a sure thing that I DIDN'T completely blow it. So I'm getting better slowly but surely, at least.
Thanks for reading, anyone who stayed 'till the end.
I'll probably make a post about it in general, but I'm wondering how one typically rebukes these B/F tests? And what's the etiquette on calling after this? It's been a day, and no word from her. I suppose that's better than more attempts to try and get me to be her boyfriend (or whatever she's doing).
So the other day I'd gotten a text from a girl whom I hadn't talked to in a while. We had a vocal class together and would always flirt hardcore, but never really talked that much after it was over. I'd long since deleted her number, actually. She was an HB7, really not too shabby. A bit on the "more to love" side, but not fat. She was seeing what I was doing, and asking a lot of text questions that convey obvious interest. This was kind of a surprise for me. It would not be a stretch to call my my text game abominably crappy right now, so the interest was nice. Here's how it went down:
Tech: "Hey. Who's this?"
HBS: "It's HBS"
Tech: "Oh, lol. What's up?"
HBS: "Not much how are you"
Tech: "Nb. just chillen and cleaning a new piercing."
HBS: "What did you get? Thats exciting"
Tech: "Guess. "
HBS: "Ummm other side of your lip? Eyebrow?"
Tech: "A prince albert."
HBS: "How did i know you were gonna say that? Thats hot."
Tech: "Hehe."
HBS: "Lol so how's life?"
Tech: "What are you doing?"
HBS: "Trying to find someone to take care of a kitten for me while I try to move out"
HBS: "Why? Haha, what are you doing?"
Tech: "iono. j/w. ;p"
HBS: "Lol, so bored right now. "
Tech: "Come over. "
HBS: "I'm going to hang out with a friend right now. But i want to"
HBS: "Where do you live?"
Tech: "(address)"
HBS: "Okay..."
HBS: "Text me when your ready"
HBS: "Also why is that a weird question?"
Tech: "Uhmmm..."
HBS: "Why was it a weird question?"
Tech: "Because."
HBS: "...because..?"
Tech: "I don't like to label things. I like to feel stuff out first, see where it takes me."
HBS: "Mmm...okay. Your turn."
Tech: "Hm. Okay."
HBS: "Mmm...there are other ways of solving that, you know."
Tech: "Heh...such as?"
