Vampire2727, ASF: "You're on a bus, sitting next to a HB and there's no good
excuse to start talking... Take your mobile/cellular phone, pretend to call someone and
have a fictitious (short) conversation. Then hang up. Start to comment about the
conversation with the HB. The beauty of the thing is: you get to CHOOSE the subject of the
conversation on the phone... so when you start talking to the HB, you're at whatever
subject you chose." Suggestion by Tom, ASF: "Err... make sure to disable your phone so that it doesn't
ring when you pretend you're using it :)" Suggestion by Nathan Szilard, ASF: "You look her in the eyes and say to your
fictitious friend "Yeah, it's always the same story, girls keep ogling at me, yeaaah,
there's one in front of me, and you know what the worst is? She's shy. ... Yeah she's shy.
She's been looking at me for 10 min. And she hasn't even yet started a conversation! Ok; I
mean, at least I appreciate the fact that she has a LOT of self-control; she has not felt
me up so far." If she doesn't laugh HERE, well damn:)" Suggestion by Ned Ragdnuos, ASF: "Some phones have a ringer test or a ringer
volume control, which you could use to pretend the phone is ringing. Then you ask
"First you gotta give me your ID number. OK. Let me remind you the rate for this call
is 80 cents a minute." And you look up the number in a book or whatever, and start
your stopwatch. Then you launch into a phone-sex conversation like as if you're selling
phone sex. The great thing about this method is you can have a cheat-sheet listing all the
patterns right there in front of you." | |