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"The Remote Control Egg" / October 20th, 2001

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The Remote Control Egg
by David Shade of Masterful Lover
October 20th, 2001

The Remote Control Egg

I was surfing the web, and being the twisted demented creative person that I am, always looking for new ways to let my girlfriend have fun, I came across a 'remote control egg.' This is a small plastic egg shaped vibrator that is turned on and off by radio commands from a small remote control. I thought "Remote control! I have an idea!" I immediately ordered one.

Do a search on the Web for Swedish Erotica Remote Control Egg. The egg is somewhat loud, but it cannot be heard when it is 'in vivo' (in natural position.)

When my girlfriend arrived for our date, I showed it to her and said, "You are going to wear this and I am going to hold the remote control, and if you are a really good girl, maybe I'll turn it on for you." She laughed and said "OK, sounds like fun!" I told her to go into the bedroom and place it 'in vivo.' I heard her exclaim, "What's with this black string?" I said "That's the antenna/pull cord. Just hide it in your panties." ha ha

While many people watched us standing in the busy restaurant waiting for our table, I turned it on. She laughed and then buried her face in my neck. I spoke softly into her ear how she cannot let anyone know what she is feeling because she is a very proper woman. She cannot let anyone know just how much of a naughty little girl she really is. She was becoming highly aroused. I turned it off.

Each time the waitress came to our table, I turned it on. My girlfriend did a lot of smiling from across the table while ordering. I turned it off for the entire time that we had food at the table. Later, after the plates had been cleared, and we had new drinks brought to us, we resumed our little game.

I turned it back on. She leaned back and pressed her palms down on the seat and just stared at me. I kept it on. She began to shift in her seat.

I said, "You cannot let anyone know what you are feeling because you are a very proper woman. You cannot let anyone know just how much of a naughty little girl you really are." She softly said, "David, I'm going to come." I said, "Not yet, you must ask permission." She said "Please David." I said, "Come like a good girl." She closed her eyes and she did, as quietly as she possibly could.

A few weeks later, I had my girlfriend wear it again while we went out dancing. I teased her with it all evening. But then when we were out on the dance floor, I left it on.

Next to us was a stunningly beautiful tall classy redhead in a formal evening gown who was dancing by herself. I had seen her earlier sitting at a table on a double date.

I waited until my girlfriend was really 'close' and then I turned off the remote and I tapped the redhead on the shoulder and held out the remote and said to her, "Do you know what this is?" She stopped dancing and just looked at it. I said "Hold it" and I handed it to her.

My girlfriend became very embarrassed, but she does love beautiful women. I said "Turn it on." She turned it on. "Now look at my girlfriend's face." The redhead's eyes got really big and she said to my girlfriend "Is he bullshitting?" My girlfriend smiled and replied "No."

Then the redhead started waving the remote in front of my girlfriend's skirt. I said, "Tell her to come like a good girl." The redhead said into my girlfriend's ear, "Come like a good girl and let the juices flow down your leg!" ha ha Then my girlfriend held on to me tight and she had an orgasm right there on the dance floor.

The redhead smiled and handed the remote back to me and she walked off. Later my girlfriend said to me "You are so BOLD! But you are so EXCITING!"

Give women incredible pleasure,

David Shade

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