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Recent post by Z, July 7, 2008

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This is one of the bigger hurdles in getting from being able to get numbers and makeouts with girls to being able to take them home and slay the dragon and save the princess. And it's kind of a complicated issue to explain, because a lot of it has to be done by feel, but it really is something that needs to be addressed, otherwise you kind of hit a level where you max out what you can do. Which I guess happens eventually once you start having a harem like Hugh Hefner, but that's neither here nor there, so let's continue.

Anyways, the first thing that needs to be understood is why girls shit-test you. Actually, that's not true. The first thing that really needs to be understood is what a shit-test is. Essentially, it's her way of checking whether or not you're for real, whether you can handle it a bit when she puts a little pressure on you. Shit-tests can come in different forms. They can be verbal, non-verbal, before sex, during sex, after sex, whatever. Let's give the most classic example of a shit-test:

HB: You're a player, aren't you?

Now what is the girl trying to accomplish here? Well, you have a few options. You could say:

A) Yes, yes I am.
B) No, I'm a virgin.
C) Go fuck yourself.
D) At least I'm not as big of a slut as you.

None of those are going to work for 99.9% of people. I exclude pro athletes, presidential candidates, and garbagemen from this list due to their undeniable sex appeal. Anyways, for the rest of us, we need some way to handle this. There are a few different ways of dealing with them.

The first option is to completely ignore the question and change the topic. I'm not a huge fan of this, because it's pretty obvious that you're avoiding it. I don't really do this, but some guys can pull it off if they do it right.

Your second maneuver here is to just laugh out loud at whatever they say. Act like it's the biggest joke in the world, then hug them and go, "This girl is the best!" to anyone who will listen. A step up from what we have before. Why? Because instead of trying to dodge the comment, you’re taking it and acting like it’s a joke and it doesn’t matter to you.

Your third option here is to ask the same question back to them. No, not, “You’re a slut, aren’t you?” That would be bad. But you ask something along the lines of, “I don’t know. What do you think?” Turn it around on them, and then no matter what they say, just say “Ok,” shrug your shoulders, and change the topic then. Now how is this different from changing it initially? Because you take what she wants you to think is a criticism, and you ask her what she thinks about it, which is always good, and then act like it’s not a big deal to you and that you can handle it. Plus-plus.

Another choice in your arsenal of sexual domination is taking it and making a joke out of it. Now, you have to have a good sense of humor in order to do this. If you don’t make her laugh, or make it seem like you’re trying to make her laugh, it’s not going to be great. But let’s say that a girl says that line to me. I’ll come back with, “Yeah I was going to go after the brunette in the corner who was eye-fucking the shit out of me, but then I saw the blonde who was pretty hot, but then again, you’re cooler than them anyways.” Funny enough, and also a solid push-pull line. Push-pull is always good, and you’re qualifying not based on looks, also good.

Probably the last thing that I do from time to time is to take something from earlier in the conversation that goes completely against what she was saying and use it there. Let’s say we had been talking about how I used to knit with my mother when I was a child, which I have said from time to time. I would say something like, “Oh yeah, I definitely get all of the girls by telling them I made sweaters with my mom.” Now this is good on a couple of levels. One, we don’t want girls’ logical brains to start working. That’s bad. Now the ideas of knitting and being a pimp just don’t go hand in hand together, and so the girl laughs, logical brain switched off. Second, it’s callback humor that is good for anchoring.

So now, what did we learn? Well, the main thing that girls look for in shit-tests is that you care. So you have to show that you don’t, while still not being aggressive towards them. Just treat it like they said nothing important, acknowledge it in the way that you choose, and move on. Then go back to your apartment and watch Baywatch reruns until you can’t anymore.

Comments, questions, shit-tests are all welcome.

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