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This is payoman on a new account, I couldn't log into my old one for unknown reasons.

I'd like to share a story that taught me a very good lesson about screening. I hope it's as entertaining and informative to read as it was to experience (minus the entertainment).

I met a girl at a nightclub last Saturday. She was about an 8 - 8.5, let's call her HBUnstable.

She opened me as I was standing at the bar.

HBUnstable : Hey, buy me a drink.
p4yz : Hahaha...does that really work on guys?
HBUnstable : Uhh yea it does...

We banter about buying drinks etc for a while. I intrigue her with my non-neediness and eventually she begins kino'ing etc.

I escalate physically, then do a take-away. I come back to her after about 10 minutes and she dives in for the makeout. I number close and that's it.

The key mistake here was I completely avoided the screening process.

A week later, 1AM Monday morning

I get a text message.

HBUnstable : Hey what are you doin? I'm bored...

I assume she wants a booty call. (Screening issue #1, didn't know anything about her sexual history)

p4yz : Not much, wanna hang out?
HBUnstable : Sure
p4yz : Drive over and we can watch a movie
HBUnstable : Nah come pick me up

Now I'm even more certain she's DTF, but in any case I send the following (she lived a good 25 minute drive away) :

p4yz : OK but if I get half way and you bail I'm *insert joking threat here*
HBUnstable : haha ok

1:45 AM

I have cleaned my room, showered, dressed decently and am halfway to hers when I get...

HBUnstable : ah don't worry about it, I'm tired, do it another nite

Mildly annoyed, I reply

p4yz : well I'm halfway there, if your not keen I'll head to my mates place, we were gonnna hang out (non-needy frame), but whatever

HBUnstable : OK come get me then

2:00 AM

Arrive at her place. She lives in a dodgy part of my town, in a shitty house with 11 people living in it. First red flag.

I also notice she looks like shit, like 6.5 now. She has put no effort into her appearance. She asks me to drive her to a convenience store to buy smokes.

p4yz: So what do you do?
HB: *scoffs at me* nothing
p4yz: no work? school?
HB: nah
p4yz: how do you afford stuff?
HB: mates
p4yz: your mates pay for everything?
HB: yeah pretty much...

Red flag 2.

This is where it begins to get comical.

p4yz : so what do you do all day?
HB: mates drive me around, drink, head to big city

Her phone rings. At 2:30AM Monday morning.

HB (talking on phone) : Hey...
HB (talking on phone): Oh you have drugs?
HB (talking on phone): what you got?
HB (talking on phone): oh havent had that, ill give it a go...

Red flag 3.

At this point I'm very wary and go all out with my screening that I should have done WAY earlier.

p4yz : so you do drugs?
HB: nah not really, just get them from mates
p4yz : what for then? if you dont use them?
HB: i sell them
p4yz : so you get them for free from mates and you resell them and keep the money?
HB : yeah

Red Flag 4.

p4yz : had many guys?
HB: nah I dont sleep around

Somehow we get onto the topic of her brother.
Apparently, he was in the Navy and was discharged for having 21 assault charges against his name.

p4yz : so are you and your brother close?
HB: yeah he looks out for me haha we do crazy shit
p4yz : like what
HB: the other weekend, he told me to dance with a guy at this club so he could use it as an excuse to bash him...so i did, and he walked over and smashed the guy in the face....was pretty funny

Massive red flag number 5.

Anyway, got her back to mine eventually.
Fluffed for ages, had her laughing, but it was getting really late.

3:45 AM

p4yz : alritey lets go to my room and hit the sack ey, i got movies on my computer
HB: nah i dont sleep at other peoples houses, take me home
p4yz : um...its 3:45 AM and im fucking tired, I'm in no state to drive for half an hour each way.
HB: well i need to get home, i cant stay
p4yz : err cant you get a cab
HB: no, drive me
p4yz : ...
HB: I have bi-polar and your making me angry

Fuming, I drove her home.

As you guys can see, this is why we screen, so epic fails like this dont waste 3 hours of your life.

Thanks for reading, happy for comments.