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Recent post by A2daMIR, March 9, 2010

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Hi guys, just wanted to say thanks for all the emails! i might not get a chance to reply to all, but i really do appreciate them.

please feel free to email me any questions you have, and if i dont reply within a week, dont be shy to send it again cuz i get lots of emails daily and sometime i cant get to all of them...

for those who read this and cant post on the MaterMind board, just send me your questions to my email,and i will answer it here...

as usual, if you dont have a solid hour to read this, i suggest you come back to read this when you have an hour.... and Tokyo, dont drink anything and read this, you know what usually happens



I was working at the club that night, not in good mood at all. This hot chick had promised that she's gonna stop by the club with her friends ( which was a good way for us to have more rapport),but she texted me saying she's not gonna go out that night ( which i think was bullshit).the club wasn’t that packed, but there were these 2 smoking chicks there, one a 8.5 and the other one a solid 9.


I scoped them out for a couple of minutes, it seemed they were there by themselves cuz I saw 2 groups of guys go talk to them one after another, so I’m guessing the chicks just shot them down. I wanted to go to talk to them but something came up I had to go outside of the club (fight)...

Anyways, 30-40 mins later I go back to the club. The club was getting packed now, i saw couple of good targets, but i still had my mind on the first 2 chicks that i saw earlier. I looked around but couldn’t find them, so that made me even more pissed off. I thought i had missed my shot. i was just hanging out, talking to people here and there, about 20 mins later i see the same 2 chicks walk back in the club .

They walked right past me to go to the bar, and i made eye contact with one of them, nothing more than that. i decided to observe them some more, there was just something about them that you knew these 2 chicks are high rollers, they don’t fuck around and you only get one shot at them.

I saw them go to the bar, get 2 drinks, and were standing by the bar, i figured that was my best shot before they get swarmed by other guys. I had no idea what i was gonna say to them but fuck it, what did I have to lose?

so imagine them standing next to each other by the bar, about 6-7 inches in between them, so i go right in between them and tell the bartender to get me a bottle of water.( for means of visualization, so imagine a girl on the left facing you, me in the middle facing away from you, and her friend on the right facing you)… I know there are some BS rules that you shouldn’t walk straight towards a girl, be at a 45 degree angle or whatever the hell the correct angle is… I say fuck it… anyways

while I was waiting for my bottle of water, took a step back so they are now in front of me , then i looked at each one of them:

Me : (to them ) when later on i get your numbers, i'll put you guys as the Geico Sisters in my phone

HB1 : (smiled, was looking at me and the her friend... i dont know if she wanted to laugh, or was like WTF ? or maybe she liked it? )

HB2: ( kinda the same reaction, but she smirked like “ get the FUCK AWAY FROM US")

HB1: we're not sisters ( maybe that’s why they were looking at me awkward? cuz I called them sisters?

Me: Ok, i'll put it as the Geico chicks

HB2: why Geico?

Me: you know, 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on your insurance

HB1 and HB2 laughed (just a small laugh)

Me: ( by this time the bartender had given me the water) i was planning on going to an opthamologist, but the way i've been checking you guys out the past 15 minutes, i know i have 20/20 vision , so you guys saved me money


( before I go any further, all I want to say to NOObs out there is that don’t think just because you read some book, and it helped you a lot, then that means that anything else you want to do is incorrect. I hate to see guys turning into robots to get chicks. Picking up girls should be fun, it should be challenging, and the reward is awesome! And for the more advanced PUAs, don’t be afraid to try new tactics, don’t be afraid to break the laws of Pickup… In this case, im sure every single Guru tells you not to verbalize interest in the chicks within the first 30 secs, i've heard other "gurus" say that you shouldn’t compliment a girl, or don’t compliment too quickly... from my experience, all i can say is BS. Every girls loves to be flattered, but not with the same shit she hears day in and day out. Actually one of my strong points ( and i think a strong ammo i have in my arsenal ) is the ability to give a girl a compliment, but at the same time not being obvious about it. But in this case you’ll see what happens next… )

If you guys can pull that off, it'll make things a lil easier in your sarges. For example, these 2 smoking hot chicks whom could have any guy in the room, and they probably hear " Damn girl you have a beautiful face" or " damn nice Body" or some shit like that, so if you can find a way to compliment them without it being too obvious, then your one step ahead of the competition, your UNIQUE. In this case, i complimented them in the first minute, but most definitely they felt the compliment subconsciously, because they were trying to follow my logic about why they are called Geico.

(by this time both of them were laughing, ok, so now these 2 hot ass chicks were laughing, and now was the perfect time to do a take away...if anyone doesn’t understand the importance of this, let me know i can explain some more, or others can share their insights about this)

while the 2 chicks were laughing, i told them " see you guys around" and walked away. As i was walking away one of them said " Hey", so i turned around, and it was obvious she had nothing to say, so i don’t know, maybe she just yelled HEY meaning "where are you going, don’t leave us hanging" ( Guys, your thoughts? )

so i turned around and said " Whats up?" , HB1 said " you work here?" ( i think she just made that up, cuz she had nothing to say" . ( by the way, on the back of my shirt said SECURITY, so it was obvious that i worked there, but i said " Smart girls, i knew there was something more to you guys other than the pretty face and tight bodies " . ( Again, i personally don’t make it a habit of complimenting the girls alot, but hey, every situation is unique, i just felt in this situation i could get away with another compliment.. the reason i say that is because i was gonna proceed with my takeaway anyways, so by giving them another compliment, it was just another food for their thoughts while i was away. But again , i don’t do it directly, cuz im giving them a backhanded compliment about being smart when its obvious i work at the club, and at the same time im giving them a real compliment about them being hot, so they have to think about it to see which is which.... at least that’s what i think, i could be wrong). anyways, they smiled when i said that.


( guys gimme you thoughts about this) What i did here is tricky, and i think this is where swagger/Body Language»/Confidence comes into play. So im gonna do a takeaway with these 2 hot chciks, and one of them indirectly tells me " HEY DONT GO, COME BACK HERE WE ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY", but then i go ahead and still do my takeaway, this could result in 2 things:

1)it can work in my favor: they'd be like " damn, this guy knows his shit and could care less about us, he left us even though we didn’t want him too , while at the same time every other guy in here would love to have 2 mins of our time, this guy couldn’t care less..he must be something special"

2) Work against me: Them being like " fuck this dude, who the hell does he think he is, saying NO to us and walking away, we can do better than him" etc...

and i think this where Swagger/BL/Confidence comes into play, looking them in the eyes etc, so there probably like " he know what he's doing, he's playing his cards right".. , ( i say this because i get a lot of email about guys just using my techniques or openers line by line in a situation where they shouldn’t be using it, so im putting this warning out there, if your still anxious, or not confident enough about yourself and your game, and you try to pull this off with these types of chicks, they'll probably blow you out the water, you'd o back to them thinking they are all yours, but they give you a cold shoulder...

(so yeah, let me know what you guys think about this)


so i do the takeaway, go walk around the club, making sure everything was fine, and basically just getting away from the 2 chicks. about a minute later after i left the chicks, i saw some other guys taking to them, which was a big mistake for them ( ask if you guys want more explanation ). i started talking to other people, and next thing you know im looking all over for these 2 chicks and they are no where to be found, so i figured i had came off too strong, and they were like fuck it and left. Another 30 mins go by, and i still cant find them, so by this time i was sure they had left, so i started hitting on another 2 set ( which i wont get into, these 2 chicks were 8s, but you could tell they were down to earth, and you didnt need high level of game on them, just steady solid game, meaning i really didn’t have to do takeaways or anything, so we were just chilling and talking to them).. about 20 minutes into the sarge, i see the 2 original chicks walk back in the club. They went straight to the ladies room, so i did a takeaway with the current 2 chicks i was sarging (i gave the hotter one my # ( actually they were both an 8, but for some reason i think one was hotter, weird).. i gave her my number and said just in case i cant find them later on and they want to hang out...Just if anyone is wondering, i banged one of them 2 weeks later).so i go take a walk around, and i position myself in a spot so i can see who’s going in and out of the ladies room so i can see when the 2 chicks come out... i see them come out couple of minutes later and go to the bar again... and again, as soon as they go to the bar they get swarmed by guys, but it was so obvious that they weren’t even hearing a single thing the guys were saying, so i walked in a spot so they can see me, and that i would see them out of my peripheral vision... and i saw one of them see me, and hit her friend with her elbow and saying something, like for example saying " there he is" or something like that. I decided to give them a couple of minutes to make their move, meaning either they would come "acccidently" stumble upon me , or they will wait there for me to make my move... If you guys are ever stuck in a situation like this, remember this, from the time you see them again, you have 2-3 mins to make your move, for example if i saw them ( and they saw me see them), and i'd just not acknowledge them or not go talk to them again after 2-3 minutes, then chances are you will lose a lot of points in their book... So right now i wanted to see if they will come to me or not... This is the moment of truth, this will show if you have them "Intrigued" or "Hooked"... The thing i loved about these 2 chicks was that they were either reading my mind, or they knew how the game was played inside-out like i did, cuz not a minute later they come towards me, and as i see them coming, that’s when i turned my head towards their direction, and pretended to just notice them...so they walk up to me


HB2: Hey we're gonna leave soon wanted to say goodbye

Me: ( looked at HB2, then turned to HB1) Ok your turn.

HB1: What do you mean

Me: I'll give you guys one more shot, i'll pretend i didn’t hear that

HB2: what do you mean?

Me: cuz you and i both know your not leaving now cuz you just bought drinks so you'll be here at least another 10 mins, so tell me, was that a cry for attention? or did you guys miss m e and are too shy to come out with it and say it my face?

both off them were laughing

HB1: no its not a cry for help, we were gonna leave

Me: "WERE?" as in now you have a reason to stay and aren’t leaving anymore?

HB1: i never said that

Me: come on, you guys were doing so good ... Honesty is a very good trait, its ok to miss someone

HB2: we didn’t miss you, we barely even know you

Me: So is that it? you guys wanna get to know me better? ok shoot, ask anything you want

HB2: OMG i cant believe you, someone is a lil too high on himself

Me: can you guys wait here for a second?

HB1: your leaving again?

Me: no this’ll be quick, i wanna go tell the DJ to announce it that your friend here (pointing to HB2) is in timeout and has to go in the corner and no one can talk to her for 10 miniutes

(Both were laughing pretty hard, one of them even put her hand on my elbow)

Me: ( i seized the opportunity) whats her name?

HB1:

ME: and you are?

HB1:

Me: pleasure to meet you guys, be right back and started to walk towards the DJ, and then HB2, grabbed my right wrist and kinda turned me around so i wont go... ( i'll let someone else do the explaining here, but this as a HUGEEE IOI.... a turning point)


so as i turned around, i made a deep eye contact with HB2, i swear i could’ve just kissed her right there and she would’ve kissed back, i dont know how to explain, its just something that you can read it in their eyes when you do this shit long enough ..


Me: Hey no need to get physical too soon, at least get a couple of drinks in me before you get rough

HB2": you call this rough? You haven’t seen anything yet ( Damn, another IOI by her, and sexual too)

Me: make that 4 or 5 drinks then

HB2: what do you drink? ( Ok, that was it, HB2 was in the bag, too many IOIs, so now i had to focus on HB1)

Me: (to HB1) Tell ( HB2), that im working and will not drink while im working

HB1: ok, how about water then?

Me: Let me think about it, weigh in the Pros and Cons ( and I made a gesture like I was thinking hard about it)

HB1: ( a lil laugh), you have to weigh in the Pros and Cons of drinking water?

Me: no its more complicated than that

HB1: what’s so complicated?

Me: if you guys buy me a water, then i almost HAVE TO ( with stress on HAVE TO) give you guys my number, and don’t get me wrong, i'd love to exchange phone numbers with you guys, and at the same time im thirsty too, but it'll make me feel cheap if you guys get me a drink and then we exchange phone numbers ( at this point they were both laughing)

( by the way, the club was gonna shut down in 15 minutes, so i had to kinda finish up with these 2, get a number or something, if i had more time, i would’ve sarged them bit more, but usually 15 mins before the club closes there is always different fights going on, so any second i might’ve had to run and break up fights etc)

Me: hey i have an idea, lets play ODDS AND EVENS

HB1: whats that?

Me: we hide our hands behind our back, on count of 3, we bring our hands in front of us showing a number with our fingers, now theres 3 of us, if we all through an odd number or an even number then we toss again, but if one of us throws an odd number and the other 2 throw an even number, then those 2 have to exchange numbers ok?

( ma you shouldve seen these 2 girls, they were like lil girls excited about playing a game, they had this awesome smile on their faces)

HB1: ok

HB2: Ok


so we tossed, i had evens, they both had odds


Me: ok, so you guys both have odds, so you 2 have to exchange phone numbers ( by the way at this point i saw my boss walk by me looking at me like WTF, he later asked me and quote " how the fuck did you have those 2 chicks play rock paper scissors with you in a night club "..)

HB2: (laughing) i already have her number

Me: i dont care put her under a new name, Rules are Rules

(both laughing) and they literally put each other in their phones, so i wanted to keep the game going so i can get their numbers, but i thought of something else)

Me: ok, now since i had evens, im the judge, i have to make sure you guys didnt cheat or anything, so let me see what number you put in your phone..


anyways, so i looked at HB1s phone to see what she put for HB2's number in her phhone, and then i told them im gonna text eachother using the new info they put in so I can make sure they haven’t cheated, but I also copied my self on the texts, so I had both their number… I told them I did that… and their response was “ Slick” so now we all had each others numbers


Me: so where are you guys from?

HB1: (25 mins away from me)

Me: both of you

HB2: yeah we live like 5 minutes away from eachother

Me: so are you guys like best friends?

they looked at each other and said Yeah... it was a wierd look, like they felt awkward being labeled as best friends or whatever...


so we spent the next 3-4 minutes just pointing out people who were wasted and just laughing at the crazy shit they were doing, and then a fight broke out as usual, and one thing led to another, 30 mins go by... in the midst of one of the fights after we broke it up and were just making sure the 2 goups wont go at it again, i do remember them quickly saying goodbye to me... this speaks volumes.. the fact that in the midst of all the crazieness, they waited for thier brief window to say goodbye... (other experienced guys, elaborate on the importance of this for the new guys).


so after the club i texted HB1:


me:hey its , u guys get to ur car safe???

HB1: yeah thanks for checking on us

me: whats up with that ? no 'xoxoxoxo' ?????

HB1: hahaha XOXOXO from the both of us

me: what? like a threeway kiss? i love those... i didnt know u guys were like that ...

HB1: who said we were?

me: you still havent said ur not !

HB1:u have a comeback for everything dont you?

me: im a modest guy plz dont ask me to compliment myself

HB1: lmao

( these texts were flowing pretty fast, but after her last text about 8-9 mins went by and no text from her)

me: hows (HB2) ? tell her i said hi

HB1: she says hi back

me: i could be wrong but i feel like ur giving me the cold shoulder now... sorry about the BI thing if it made u guys upset

HB1: no cold shoulder, just tired

me:k well have a good night i wont keep u up

hb`: are you mad?


i didnt answer her txts, she sent me the same text 10 mins later i didnt answer again... fuck it i was tired too and had to drive home, i knew i could pick up where i left off tomorrow.. the reason i didnt answer was that i've been doing this shit for a long time, i can "sense" text, i can tell if someone is genuine or not


the next day i was actually trying to think of a strategy for those 2 chicks, whether i should texts them, call them, etc...i wanted to text them at night, but around 4pm i got a text from HB2


HB2:thanks for last night, you made our night fun

me: if you guys call THAT fun then ur in for a treat

HB2: lol ur bad

me: seemed upset last night, was she ok?

HB2: yeah her ex drunk dialed her she was upset

me: o i c , sorry about that

HB2: shes fine now, she was just upset last night

me: well u shouldve told me i wouldve hung out with u guys make her forget it (i'll let some of you guys talk about the importance of this text, and i will explain it more later when i reply to the comments)

HB2: oh yeah

Me: what that supposed to mean? u moaning or what ?

HB2: LMAO ur badd, i meant to say OH YEAH?

Me: ohhhhh my bad...ummm honest mistake

HB2: sure


( she didnt leave much else t talk about, so i didnt reply back) something told me she wanted to talk more, but she didnt wanna look too needy... anyways, about an hour an hlaf later she txts me



HB2: (HB1) says hi

Me: is she paralyzed and cant text herself today or are you (HB1) and being cheesy referring to yourself in 3rd person???

(my phone rings, its HB2's number, i pick up and i hear laughter in teh background, i guess that txt really made them laugh)

(i'll skip the beginning parts of the convo which mostly talked about last night)


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HB1: so whats your plan for tonight?

me: nothing, just waiting for you guys to ask me out

HB1: Really? what makes u think that?

Me: cuz you guys are way too cute not to ask me out, its ok you can do it, just say the words, here i'll help you..sa y it with me ( she started laughing)...dont laugh say it with me , WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?

HB1: still laughing

Me:no seriously say it, the first time is the hardest, just close your eyes and say it

HB1: ( still laughing) no

Me: come on I’m loosing my free weekend minutes here just say it, i swear i wont use it against you

HB1: no i said i wont say it

Me: jeeez why did you call then

HB1: just to talk, not to ask you out

Me: you got a pen and paper?

HB1: yeah hold on

HB1: ok got it

Me: can you write down something for me plz

HB1: what is it

Me: 1-800-Call-NPR, if you wanna just talk give them a call, they'll appreciate it much more than I do( for thiose who dont know, NPR is National Public radio) ( and this was a risky move, I was too harsh on her… this was a mistake on my behalf, this single sentence could’ve basically turned her off and fuck up everything)

HB1silence)

Me: u got the number?

HB1: i dont know if i should laugh or be pissed off at you

Me: Honestly?

HB1: yeah

Me: both...well i gotta go. say hi to (HB2) tell her i'll talk to her later


(guys, for sake of discussion, let me see your analysis of the phone call and the important elements... i'll add my reasonings/analysis when i reply later).... the phone call didnt last that long and not much was literally said, but in reality, A LOT WAS COMMUNICATED !!



literally 2 minutes later HB2 calls i dont answer... she leaves a voicemail.... 10 minutes later HB1 calls and leaves a message, i dont answer... fuck it, i was too tired anyways, i had to wrok early Monday so i really wanted to sleep early, so i was like fuck it let them sleep on it...the takeaway could either backfire or pay off, either way i would get a good nights rest...

with that being said, i put my phone on silent, i knew if i hear they leave me a txt message or call , i might be tempted to answer, so i just put it on silent




**NEXT DAY


next morning i had 7 txt messages from them and 2 more missed calls from HB2:



HB1: hey u mad ?

HB2: hey call me i left you a voiceail

HB1: a picture of her frowning...DAMN she was beautiful

HB2:we wanna go out im calling to ask you out

HB2: PICK UP !!!

HB2; ( a picture of both of them, HB1 kissig HB2's cheek)... they must've taken the pics that same night cuz HB1 was wearing same top as the pic she sent me

HB2: goodnight



i got these text messages like around 5 am so i couldnt text them back right then


around 10 am

me to hb1: cute pic.. that beautiful face will get you through ur late thirties, after that you need an attitude to go with it ( i had heard something like this from someone, so credit to whomever i heard the similar version from)

me to HB2: hey sweety sorry my phone was on silent i totatly forgot about it, i know u dont belive me but seriously.. whats up?



HB2:heyy how are you, thats ok .

me: did u guys go out last night?

HB2: no stayed in, did you ???

me: no i was waiting to get asked out lol jk

HB2: haha yeah she told me about it i was laughing all night about it . u told her call to call NPR LMAO

me: yeah lol she upset about dat?


now HB1 responded

HB1:thanks, im actually a very down to earth girl


me to HB1: im sure your a very nice girl once someone gets to know you


HB2: no she wasnt, she just couldnt believe you basically told her to go F herself


HB1: are you being sarcastic


meto HB2: lol not in so many words...jk... no i just really wanted to hang out with u guys but she was playing hardball


me to HB1: jeeez why are you so hostile against me?i cant even compliment u without u getting pissed


HB2: lol YOU TOLD HER TO ASK YOU OUT, YOU were playing hardball


HB1: oh sorry i thought u were still mad at me and being sarcastic


me to HB1: send a apologetic face pic, then we'll talk about it


me to HB2:whats done is done, lets look to the future... what r u guys doing this week?


HB1: im at work i cant now


me to HB1: ok sweety i'll ttyl when ur out of work and send the pic


HB2: nuthing, dunno . u ?


HB1: you send a pic


me to HB2:not sure, im sure we can figure something out


HB2:k



no texts till like 4 pm


me to HB1 txt : Hey what happened to the pic you promised?

HB1: i'll send one later on tonight

me: ooooh i like that, but dont you think it too early for " later on in the night " pics? i have no objections either way

HB1: very cute


i sent she was being sarcastic


me:CUTE? WTF does that even mean?

HB1: i g2g ttyl


hmmm, it seems like she was fed up with me, fuck her, i still had HB2


so i texted HB2: hey how about we go grab dinner sometime?

HB2: just you and me ?


fuck, this was one of those tricky questions. i dont know how close they are. they were both flirty ,and they both did it openly in front of eachother. had they already decided that this would be a 3some sort of thing? should i risk telling HB2 that i wanna take her out alone and fuck up my chances of getting a 3some AND HB2? or should i say all 3 of us should go out, but would she think im using her as an excuse to get to HB1?


i think there is this misconceptions that Naturals just "go with the flow" and the new age PUA's who learned how to sarge by reading material and books are bascially robots trained to pick up women but IMO a true PUA, whether natural or not has to make calculated decisions. At least thats what’s worked for me...and in this case as an example, i gave you a sample of the shit that goes through my mind from one simple text from her, im basically looking 2-3 moves ahead....


me:you can bring (HB1) just to be more comfortable ( hahah i loved this answer, i diffused both those scenarios which i stated)


HB2: ok, you pick the place


me: ok, you pick the date then


HB2: deal


me: lets go , ever been there?


HB2: yeah i love that place


Me: ur turn, when?


HB2: tomorrow night


Me: ( just for power play, no other reason) i cant do tomorrow night, how about thursday night


HB2: fine with me, let me ask (HB1)



anyways, we agreed for thursday night, and HB1 agreed to it as well... we kept in touch, exchanging pics etc, till thursday...


on Thursday 10:32 am:


meto HB1 and HB2) you want me pick you guys up or you guys wanna meet there

HB1: if you can pick us up that'd be cool

HB2: either way

Me to HB1: arent your the high maintenance one... k i'll pick you guys up

Me to HB2: k i'll pick u guys up


i picked them up around 6:30, we went to the restaurant


we go to the restaurant, i sit on one side, they sit on the other, we order food, margaritas and martinis, and i suggested we go catch a movie after dinner and they agreed.

we go to the movies, and HB2 says that she wants to pay for the movies... she got a star in my book..she understood the unwritten rules... so i ask them if they want any popcorn or soda or anything,

one of them wanted jolley ranchers ( i think it was jolly ranchers, or some other sour candy) and a bag of peanut M&Ms.

so we're walking up the stairs to find seats we point out a location, and i strategically place myself between them while walking, so as soon as we enter the row, HB1 was walking first, then me then HB2, so i sat in between them.

i did some CF on them again before the movie started, i'll skip over that part, about 20 minutes in the movie i whispered loudly " and now the latest trick in the book, im onna yawn" and i pretended to yawn and stretched both arms out, and i just hugged them ( so im sitting in the middle with my arms around their shoulders), they both laughed.


while i had my arms around them, they both "didnt seem to mind it".. im not saying their pussies were dripping wet, no, they didnt seem excited, but they didnt tense up either, which was a good sign... so after 15 mins HB2 started getting more comfortable and actually leaning into my arms.

Me: (whisper to HB2) hey dont fall asleep ok? im not gonna carry you to my car

HB2: im not tired, just getting comfortable

Me: Dammit... your getting comfortable in the wrong place

HB2: (she looked at me )its only 10, the night is young ( or something like that, i don’t remember the exact words she used) ( and she SHHHHHed me to watch the movie)


so i kept fucking around with both of them throughout the movie...for example telling HB2 to let me know when she falls asleep so i can give her a goodnight kiss ... etc..


so the movie end, and we are walking out... we walk out the movie, i was holding both their hands, i stopped and while holding their hands i guided them in front of me so they were facing me while me still holding their hands ( try picturing the scenario)

me: ok, now for the most awkward part of the night... you guys know it, i know it, so just give it to me straight

Both looked at eachother and basiclaly said " what do you mean"

Me: come on dont bullshit me, you know it and i know it... its the moment of truth, i just rather get the awkwardness out of the way here instead of in the car, cuz theres nothing more i hate than you guys getting in the car and pretending to be on the phone with some imaginary friend or texting random friends to seem busy while i drive you guys home. So tell me, what do you guys wanna do ? wanna gio back to my place have some drinks, or should i just drop off you guys and call it a night?

at this point we were still close to the theater entrance, so i told them i'll give them 5 mins to think it ovr and i'll go to the bathroom to give them some space.

anyways, i went in the bathroom and just started checking my texts for like 2-3 mins and went back to them.


i saw them talking..

Me: oh boy... dont say it out loud, i'll drive you guys home

HB1: is that what you want?

Me: not even close

HB2: what do you want to do ?

Me: PG version of it ?

Both laughed

Me: seriously, just couple of drinks at my place, and then i can go to the bathroom again so u guys can talk it over... if you want we can go pick up your car so you guys can leave whenever you want

their house was close to the theater and sort of on the way to my place, so i insisted that we stop by and hey pick up their car; for 2 reasons :

1) i knew what was gonna happen when they came over... these poor girls didnt know yet they were gonna have a 3some, and nothing suck more than having to drive the chicks home after you banged them.. so im thinking ahead for my comfort

2) im making it comfortable for them , now they can leave whenever they want...



one thing to note here.. GUYS, when you read this part, dont get lost in Reason # 1 ( my comfort). My case is different, i have enough experience to know at that point that im gonna bang these 2 chicks within an hour, BUT THAT DOES NOT TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM REASON #2 WHICH IS THE MORE IMPORTANT REASON.

again, dont forget the fact that i did indeed leave the ball in their court, and i made a gesture to make them more comfortable about coming back to my place... but i had secondary intentions as well.

what im trying to get it is if you guys are in this situation or something similar, dont be like " Well A2daMIR ( yeah i know it sounds gay me referring to myself as 3rd person) only offered to go pick up their cars cuz he was a lazy bastard who just didnt want to drive the chicks home after he fucked them, i dont mind driving them back home, so i wont offer"... get my point ?


so we go pick up their car, adn head to my place....


actually i'll just leave it at that, if you read my other posts, you'll figure out that once they come over, then its game over...


if theres any specific question about any part of the report, feel free to ask. and as always, you guys can email me any personal questions you have, i try my best to answer all the emails.

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