mASF post by "quitesomebody"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, March 3, 2005>Elvis goes out with his clients, the client points to the
>girl of his dreams and Elvis goes to work picking her up >and seducing her.
so elvis does all the work for ya, eh. one is reminded of a biblical truism:
"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day..."
>Elvis is so good at the art of seduction that his claim to
>fame is satisfaction guaranteed. You don’t get laid Elvis
>don’t get paid.
so let me get this straight: elvis opens her. elvis pulls her. you fuck her.
you pay elvis.
that's not a seduction guru. that is a PIMP. my money is on elvis being a
front for an organized prostitution ring, and the rooms being previously
stocked.
>Elvis’s job description, I pick up and seduce girls for
>guys. Elvis works Internationally and is available for
>hire. Elvis is truly an International Playboy.
if he's truly so international, let him come to state college, pennsylvania.
hell, why don't you ALL come to state college, pennsylvania. it's a rural
college town, small enough to be a transparent and controllable scene, and it
ain't home to ANY of you. it should be foreign enough for everyone involved
and yet partially culturally accessible to all. the point, for a PU challenge
to be valid, would be for everyone to operate with a more or less level playing
field. it also has the benefit of being a place CRAWLING with hot young
college kids with pent-up hormones. pretty much every single one of ya should
get ya some; it's just a matter of how fast, how much, or how good ya get it!
i'd be happy to offer myself as liaison and guide to our quiet little podunk
town, and as judge of the festivities as well. i just won't help you get laid.
i'm not elvis. ;)
-quitesomebody-
"The mating dance is something that two people do together; it is not something
that one person does with a limp mannequin." -secondarysight
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