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couple of things before i post this report. First off if you hd emailed me and i failed to reply bck to you, please send me another email because i'll have some more extra time in the next couple of days, and i will post your question and answer here.
second of all, for those of you who cant post on MasterMind forum, you can email me your questions directly to my email address, and i will post them here and reply to them... and as usual, if you dont have an hour of free time, dont even bother to begin reading this, come back when you have an hour..
hey whats going on, im sending this to you first, i'll wait till ur finished reading and then i'll post it.. lemme know... we can catch up after you read this whole thing...its long:
Ok here it is a new report… this one doesn't take place in a gym or a nightclub, it takes place on an airplane ?
So it seemed everyone had boarded, but there is usually a few passengers very late. So I see this chick walking down, her hair was covering some of her face, I couldn't make out her face, but the outline of her body looked fabulous. So im rooting for her NOT to sit next to me cuz I wanted to be omfortable, but what do you know, she stops at our row and teels the guy sitting at the aisle seat that she's sittingin the middle so the guy can get up, and that's when I saw her face. Her face was very very pretty, nothing glamorous, very simple but pretty, and it seemed she was very classy, judging by her watch, bag, sunglass on the head etc…
Anyways, so she comes and sits in the middle seat
( so at this time they were announcing that phones off, shut up and watch the video monitor displaying safety instructions…during the video thingy they say if shit happens, oxygen masks will pop out and they showed how to use it… at that time…
Me: hey I have a question
Me: you should be a model
You see what im saying? While a lot of guys would now be drooling that a strange girl has her hand on your thighs, I brush that off and im thinking of how to use it…
So yeah, like if further one down the sarge I don't have anything to say, I always have this one . and its like this with me all the time, trust me, as detailed as I write my reports and as long as they are, I can easily triple or quadruple the size of it if I wanted to write EVERY FUCKING LIL THING THAT WENT THROUGH MY MIND…
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Me: either never play poker, or never bluff, cuz you suck at bluffing, I don't know the poker part though
Her: (laughing…after he laugh was done)…you think im bluffing?
Her: (laughing…after he laugh was done)…you think im bluffing?
Me : give me your hand
So shit like this went on for another 20 minutes. We talked about different shit, sports, clubs, what she does for fun etc…. now remember, I had another 5 hours with this chick , so I decided to tone things down a bit, and during the final 20 mins sarge her again …
So we watched that movie too… oh, I removed the armrest between me and her, so now we were sitting "friendlier", our thighs touching and shit… again I was just throwin random shit at he during the movie…for example
Me: hey if the screen was a lil bigger, I would done the yawn technique
Shit like that throughoutthe movie…. Now there was like 20 mins left in the movie…and… yup, my battery was running out, which was a blessing, cuz now that opened the door for m oto tell her she can come to my hotel watch the rest of the movie or something like that… again, thinking of how to use everything against her in the future..thinking ahead…. So after I put my laptop away, we talked a bit more, I asked about her family, lil more about her job, and the In-Flight Entertainment was showing The Office, so we started talking about TV shows and shit…. All the way till the Pilot announced that we're 25 mins from landing and that he'll start the descend soon, so that was my cue to start putting finishing touches on my sarge…. She did have to go use the restroom and wait in line, so that took about 10 minutes of the remaining 25 mins… but it was all good, still enough time…
Me: so what are you gonna tell you girlfriends about our first date? That we went to dinner and movies ( referring to us watching movie and me buying her the turkey sandwich)
Her: ( laughed) yeah thank you for a great time
Me: did you rent a car?
Oh, I have a fuckbuddy in cali whom I met a lil while ago, so I had already made plans with my FB for that night, ( and this is an example of the chess analogy, thinking steps ahead), I had decided not to #-close the chick… y? because I figured that if I give her my cell #, she would %99.99 call or text me that same night even within the first hour and wanted to do something, so I would've had to reject her for that night which would've looked bad… SOOOO, I had decided to give her just my room # when I check in, so if she calls she can leave a message on my room's voicemail, which I can easily tell her I didn't even notice it ?
And I kid you not, that same exact thing happened , I think she called me like 50 mins later, which I didn't even check her v-mail, cuz I didn't even wanna know what she said cuz had she said something like " I wanted to see if you wanna go out tonight" or some shit like that, it would've made me guilty feeling… oh and BTW, the vmail she did leave was simple, " hey its , just wanted to say thanks for being a good window passenger and my room # is "
Which that alone can be left for interpretation, usually giving a room # indicates your INVITING THEM OVER, so its like an open invitation, so Tokyo and other, wha do you think? Was she basically saying come over that night and fuck me? Or was she just returing the favor and giving me her room # like I gave her mine..
And and this giving room number means invitation, I kid you not, im dad serious, fuck it im infamous for going off subject so fuck it, let me tell you about another LR, cuz it has 2 morals:1) the room # thingy 2) a lot of people ask me how come all my lays are spectacular ( or other similar words), and I keep saying that I only chose to POST the great ones or the ones that have some ups and downs, I do get easy lays which aren't even worth writing which I will now..
LR2 : Hotel VIP Accommodator
I eneter the room and put the DON'T DISTURB SIGN on the door, but I get a knock 2 mins later, it was her
And I swear, that was that! I mean she didn't just get in and start sucking my dick, I did some more game, but yeah I get these easy lays too, its just not informative enough, rememeber, im posting these so people can learn something, not to boost my ego
Ok back to LR1
So riddle me this, did the chick from LR1 give me her room number to invite me? Or to return the favor?
so I spent that night with my FB, the next morning she left, and that's when I listend to the v-maail and got her room number, it was around 10, I called her room she didn't pick up, so I left her my cell phone too, cuz now I can focus my attention on her…time went by, 11, 12, 1…. And I thought she was pissed about the night before, she probably showered and wore something sexy waiting for me to either knock or call , but I didn't and she was pissed and retaliating.. anyway, I got a text on my cell at 6:37 pm
Me: you wanna go do something in an hour?
Balh blah blah, so we meet downstairs… damn… she was wearing these tight black pants, kinda looked like spandex?? But it showed her legs and ass so good that omg, I wanted to eat her ass right then and there, honestly, like pavlov's dog my mouth started watering …she had a lil make up on, which made her look even better, and her tope wasa lil tight too so it showed her tits, my initial guess was a 35C… but as always, u cant compliment chick when she looks hot so…
Me: hey
Anyway, after the movie we went to dinner, talked some moor, she got a drink as well, and we started just talking and shit, after dinner I said lets go back to the hotel ….
So about 15 mins go by, and no sign of her.. OHHH btw one very important thing here…and this is one of the final phases which some guys do fuck up, and trust me I get emails and shit of a lot of guys thinking their sarge was perfect, and they were dominant etc, but some subtle shit that they do shows their lack of Alpha Male» and Dominance and Not Caring about a lay…
This is one of those scenarios in my opinion ( and guys please comment here), any texts or phone calls from me to her at this point would've showed sign of neediness, cuz she had already said she'll be up in 10, and im sure a lot of guys would've texted her after 15 mins, but again IMO, this will show sign of neediness, cuz as an alpha male» u should know that if you have the chick in the bag or not, and if she's late, that's all she is, LATE… so don't be texting like " are you still coming", " what happened" etc, cuz both of those and similar texts show that your not confident enough in ur sarge…
Anyway, about 20 minutes later I get a call from her, she said to come get her ( because this time my room was ready when I checked in, and I was on the VIP floor ( top floor), and in order to access that floor, you need to swipe your room key in the elevator, so she couldn't come up, that's what she meant when she said she wanted me to come get her)
I get a lot of emails asking about the final steps of the sarges ( how I initiate sex), I wont get into extreme details but basically…. She came up to my room,I was drinking a cape codder (vodka-cranberry)… now normally you would offer them a drink, but I usually let them ask, so they feel more comfortable and they wont think im trying to get them drunk, so she asked what im drinking, I told her CAPE CODDER, and nothing else, so after about 15 seconds she asked me if I could make her one, so we had some drink, and we were also watching NBA playoffs, again, I didn't wanna go aggressive on her, and quite frankly I was way into the game at this point, had she made a move on me I would've told her to wait till after the game, so we were just sitting on the couch and watching the game and drinking, and she was sitting enxt me with our shoulders touching..
Me: go ahead feel comfortable
So about 2 minutes go by without us saying anything, and just watching the game, it was the 4th quarter…and then I kinda wondered if it be bad if I was payin more attention to the game than her so this is what happened:
I turned and looked at her and she looked back, I was just staring at her beauty
So we go in the bedroom, I turn on the tv and we lqy down on the bed
So she started giving me a massage, and it felt awesome, I jekpt telling her which biody part was sore and she would massage them, like I'd say my shoulder are sore she would massage themand she moved down and was massaging my lower back…
Oh, im writing this part cuz I got an email asking if I continue my CF all the way till sex, or do I ease off etc…
So she undid my belt, my button and zipper, and she kissed my stomach ?!? it was hot , so I turned to my stomach so she can massage my legs, she was massaging them..
She actually laughed so hard at this that she actually got off of me and was on her back and just laughing…
As usual, please comment/criticize etc., and even if you don't have anything to add, please at least let me know what parts of the reports you found informative and what you learned from it, so next time I can focus more time on those parts and get into even more detail…
Oh one more thing… the week after this lay, I banged this chick AND her best friend, yet another threesome, so this report is to be continued ( unless I get a better lay and write that one)..
As usual, I try to answer all emails as best as I can, if I haven't answered yours, feel free to resend it as many times until I respond, its just so hard to keep up with all of them, so don't take it personal…
Hope you guys enjoy this, I didn't feel this one was as good as the others but oh well…
Ok, so let be give a description of the environment. The plane had 2 columns of seats , and each row had 3 seats. I was sitting window seat and some other guy was sitting row seat. Now the boarding takes around 30 minutes, and since I have the highest status level on that airline, they USUALLY leave the middle seat open UNLESS the plane is COMPLETELY sold. So anyways, this was a coast to coast flight (6 hour flight), so I was REALLLY hoping the middle seat was open so I can just be more comfortable… so the last people were boarding and I was really rooting for nobody sitting there…
Me: (I looked at her with a smile) I hate you so much now
Her: (she had a weird look , she was surprised and kinda freightened I guess, I couldn't make out exactly what it was) Me? Why?
Me: nothing I was so glad noone was sitting in the middle, I was already getting comfortable and stretching my leg happy that I'll have that seat to myself
(I was hoping this would fix it, and she'll get a laugh or something out of it, but nothing, she gave me a quick look with a fake smile like " OK WIERDO, ENOUGH TALKING TO ME")
(an awkward 15-20 secs went by, I either had to fix this quickly or that would've been the most miserable 6hr flight ever)
Me: but seriously, the reason Im mad ur sitting next to me is that when you have a hot chick sitting next to you, you cant be comfortable cuz your too busy trying to look good in front of the chick…trust me if you were fat old businessman I would've already had my head on ur shoulder snoring and drooling.
Her : (she did let out a small laugh) I'll take that as a compliment
Me: no no, you should frame this one and put it on your resume, I don't give out compliments like candy specially to a chick I don't even know
Her: ( she let out a louder laugh this time and repeated )" compliments like candy", that's funny
Me: so which is home? Cali or Boston?
Her: Boston, I live ( 20 mins away from me)
Me: oh cool Im from that area
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Me:so what take you out to cali?business or pleasure
Her: well im meeting a friend over the weekend but I have conference during the week, how about you
Me: both hoprfully
Her: ( laughed)
Me: what do you do for work?
Her: *
Me: oh that's cool, how do you like the traveling?
Her: it good to get away but I hate the whole flying out,too much work going through security and all how about you? Do you like flying?
Me: im liking this flight already, but I cant say the same for the rest ( 2 SOIs so quickly…I shouldn't have said this one…. Tooo early, now I would come off as desperate and hitting onher)
Her: (smiled) snoring next to fat old businessmen isn't fun? ( her attempt at being funny I guess)
Me:I get a good sleep out of it though, nothing beats a good old sleep ( ok, remember I said I gave her 2 SOIs so now it was time to let her know again that she aint all that, I could care less… so I tell her that sitting next to her and snoring next to a fat old businessman is the same)
(silence) I hate when they don't say shit….
Me:how often do you travel?
Her: about once a month
Me: whoa wait, you travel 2-3 days a month and you call that a lot?
Her: yeah.why? how much do you travel
Me:a lot… around 130,000 miles last year, maybe more
Her: wow that's a lot
Me: yeah
Her: what do you do?
Me: *
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Her: that's cool
Me: that's one of my jobs
Her: what else do you do?
Me: I'll tell you one of my other jobs, you be a good middle seat passenger I'll tell you the rest
Her: (laughed) ok I'll try
Me: im a personal trainer
Her: wow nice
Me:ahh come on don't play me, im wearing a baggy shirt don't give out empty compliments, you haven't seen anything ( actually I wasn't wearing a baggy shirt, it fit good)
Her: (loud laugh) ( she said OK in a funny way, like Okkkkkkk) Okkkkkk, I'll just leave it at that
Me: going against your inner feelings huh?
Her: ( laugh) I have a feeling this is going to be an interesting flight
Me: interesting for sure, but it could go either way
Her: what do you mean it could go either way?
Me: nothing, we're either gonna flirt so much that we'll end up making out in the bathroom and get caught and get charged for sexual miscounduct or one of us will sue for sexual harassment
Her: ( a loud laugh, like people in other rows turned back to see what she's laughing at) that's hilarious
Me: yeah so make sure your arm is on your side of the armrest and we'll avoid any confusion
Her : (she was laughing)
Me: ( I looked at her and just sort of nodded like I was approving her)
Her: what?\
Me: nothing
Her: no what?
Me: nothing… ( I remember this part so clearly I can revison it now.. I looked her dead in eyes and said NOTHING again…the reason I was looking and nodding in approval was that I was looking at her, and from the 3-4 minute convo and no ring on her finger, and given the fact that she would be stuck with me for the next 6 hours, I gave it a 95% of chance of me banging her… so I was already thing the last move of the chess match….but still there was a lot to be played…. I'll try to write more on this part later when I re-read this report before posting….)
Her: what is it
Me: just out of curiosisty, if the plane loses cabin pressure and oxygen masks come out, if I don't wear mine on purpose and im dying, will you give me CPR?
Her: ( she laughed loud at this one that some passengers in front of us turned back oto see what happened)
Me: hey I don't think they like you, everyone is giving you a dirty look
Her: yeh I saw it, its ok
Me: its ok because you don't care? Or its ok cuz in the end, you still have me sitting next to u?
Her: (trying not to laugh again)(she said this part jokingly…I think) You Mister, your pushing it
Me: hey hey hey be nice, don't make me make you laugh again so hard that they'll kick you off the plane for disturbing the passengers
Her: ( laughed) yeah im thinking maybe I should change seats
Me: I have a bit of advice for you
Her: what is it?
Me: either never play poker, or never bluff, cuz you suck at bluffing, I don't know the poker part though
Her: (first kino… she was laughing so hard at this, she put her head down , one hand in front of her mouth, and her left hand on my knee….bottom line, instant hardon..jk, but she did have nice hands… its funny most of the chicks I didn't even notice their hands, but this one had amazing hands…. Ok now I still get this question that how do I come up with all the shit I say etc… and you heard me and TokyoPUA always use the chess analogy that im always thinking X number of moves ahead…. An example is now that I saw how beautiful her hands are, I can always set her up for a neg and say for example:
Her: no I cant because XXXX( probably saying she not beautiful enough or not tall enough etc.)… or she might sayd THANKS IVE BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE…
Me: don't flatter yourself, I meant a hand model
Me: honestly I don't think so… I know it for a fact
Her: (silent)
Me: no no I was just kidding
Her: ( looked at me and smiled)
let me say what I thought here…. You always hear me using the phrase kicking a man while he's down… and as far as sarge goes, and this happens most of the time, I clearly see the girl is into me, and sometimes accidently I rub it in their faces... like in this case, im basically telling her" hey I know you have a thing for me now, there is no fucking way you'll leave me, you want me"… and sometimes I hear some of them tell me that shit so helplessly that I swear it makes me hate myself, so I really try to avoid " kicking them while they are down"… so in this case I had a lil of that going on, telling her that " who are you kidding, no way in hell you'll leave me"… and that lil silence she had after I said I knew it for a fact confirmed it… that's why I thre in that part that I was just kidding with her…
Me: honestly I don't think so… I know it for a fact
Her: (silent)
Me: no no I was just kidding
Her: ( looked at me and smiled)
Me: im sure you play great poker…
Her: ( she laughed again…
(sidenote: all of this has happened and we still haven't taken off)
So the plane gets on the rwy and get cleared for takeoff:
Her: ( she did….. basically at this point she had told me that she would blow me right then ad there.. y???? cuz she didn't even ask why I wanted her hand….)
Me: watch this, im gonna take you up to the skies
Her: ( she looked me in the eyes)
Me: cheesy line huh?
Her: no I liked it
Me: im slacking, gotta step it up
Her: no pain no gain
Me: hah, then im sure you'll be gaining A LOT ( hinting that I'll end up banging her, it'll hurt her when im doing her, so according to her, she'll gain a lot )
Her: (gave me a weird look like " I cant believe ur fucking talking like this')
So I took out my laptop I had 2 movies I wanted to watch, one was SAW 4… so I put that in, and the first 5 min of the movie was eye catching, and I see her looking at my screen…. Now I had these headphone that go behind your neck and on your ears, so there was no way of sharing that, and I told her that im sorry I cant share headphone, she went into her bag and took out her ipod and took out her ipod headphones and said we can share that one… so we did, which was kinda a lil romantic thing in itself….so we watched the movie, me making small comments here and there and making her laugh…after the first movie,we talked for about 5-10 mins, then I popped in another movie ( Inside Man…which I recommend it to everyone btw, Clive Owen is amazing)…oh during that 10 minute between the movies, I told her im hungry I wondered what they served, and we both agreed the turkey sandwich looked good… so while the movie was starting I saw a flight attendant and ordered 2 turkey sandwiches, one for her one for me… nothing special, it was only 5$, but it was a lil subtle IOI from me to her…
Her: the what?
Me: I'll yawn and while my hand is strectched I'll just put it around your neck
Her: laugh
Me: whoa stop right there, when a girl says shit like that so formally like " thanks very much for a wonderfull time", that means they're bullshitting, so come one be honest with me, tell me I was a bad date
Her: are you kidding me? This was the most fun flight I've had
Me: now that's more like it, so what should I tell your parents when you introduce me? Should I just leave at DINNER AND MOVIES or should I get in details
Her: (laughing) so you wanna meet my parents now?
Me: im sure there nice people, why wouldn't u wanna introduce me
Her: maybe I have a boyfriend
Me: maybe you should take my advice and not play poker, and while your at it don't try to lie either cuz you suck at that too
Her: ( laughing) but still, Im not gonna just introduce you to my parents
Me: I understand, you wanna take things slowly I appreciate a smart girl… I like that
Her: ( she gave me a beautiful smile, I think she put on lip gloss in the bathroom, her lips looked so fucking delicious I wanted to fucking bite them off)
Me:so whats you plan for the weekend?
Her: im visiting a friend tomorrow
Me: you not doing tonight?
Her: no why? ( I think she said the WHY part so I can ask her out…Ray what do you think? What do you guys think?
Me: nothing, I understand
Her: understand what?
Me: that you met me, and theres just so much to soak in, you need time
Her: ( laughing again) wow that's going a little too far
Me: no its not, complete normal, im like a starchy food you know, you need time to digest all of me
Her: ( LOUD laugh) oh my god your unbelievable
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Me: so what hotel are you staying at
Her: ( and it turned out it was the same hotel I was staying at….seems like a weird coincidence but it was a very nice hotel NEAR the airport, so a lot of people traveling for business usually staying there)
Me: nice
Her: what about you?
Me: great minds think alike
Her: your staying at the same hotel?
Me: yeah, maybe I shold change my hotel
Her: why? ( she said it like in a weird way, kind of like scared/worried or something)
Me: I dunno its weird, I mean its our first date and all, and im not the type to put out on the first night, I feel like I need some space and being in the same hotel just wont cut it
Her: (laughing) really ? ( said it sarcasticly)
Me: yeah, chicks like me are different
Her: ( she actually bursted out laughing at this one)
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Oh btw, my plan was to # close her, but now since she was staying at my hotel, watch how I set up the extraction.
Her: no, did you?
Me: yeah, if you want I can drive you to the hotel since im going there too, you don't need to take the shuttle
Her: its ok
Me: whats ok?
Her: I can take the shuttle
Me: I not doubting your ability, im just offering, sorry it's the nice guy in me
Her:yeah we can do that
Me: nope
Her: no what?
Me: im not giving you a lift to the hotel
Her: (laughing) why?
Me: the answer should be a YES or NO, nothing like " yeah we can do that" or "its ok" ( and I was serious about this part, this part has nothing to do with running game or anything, just my personality, if I ask a simple fucking question , give me a simple fucking answer….. but as far as running game goes, this shows dominance IMO…maybe TokyoPUA can talk about this a lil more)
Her: ok sure I would love to ride witth you
Me: you get a 10 for sarcasm, and lets see if you can get a 5 for being genuine
Her: ( laughed) ok, can you please give me a ride to the hotel?
Me: its ok…
Her: ( laughed, cuz she got the point, I was doing the same thing she was doing, and actually to give her credit, she did this funny thing, she imitated my previous sentence about THE ANSWER SHOULD BE YES OR NO….. but with this cute voice that she was trying tomake it manly, I actually laughed at that)
Me: ok sure I would love to ride with you
Ok, I'll skip some convo, we landed, I had a carry on bag, so I was ready t o go get my car, but she had checked a bag, so had to wait for her bag, we got the bag, and went got my car.. on the way to thee hotel I asked her if she wanted to go grab dinner but she said she wasn't hungry….i really couldn't tell if that was a declination of my offer as a date, or she just wasn't hungry cuz she had ate 2-3 hrs ago… anyway, we got to the hotel….
I was staying at this hotel 4 days a week for 3 weeks straight, this smoking brunette ( which in actuality she was an 8, but had something about her that made her seem higher, maybe her tits? Gorgeous Italian chick nonetheless… she'd been giving me smiles left and right, but she worked at the hotel, so that's her job, I didn't read much into it…
So the last trip i was there, it was my second day at the hotel, I walked in the hotel, and she saw me and gave this weird COME FUCK ME SMILE, I just smiled back, so I actually took the stairs to my room ( I was on the second floor)… I go in my room, and want to make coffee, they only had decaf, so I go back to the main desk in the lobby, and she was there again, I ask the desk person for a 2 coffee packs, and I can see her looking at me, so I approach the elevator and I see her walk in behind me in the elevator
Her: ( smiled)
Me: hey
Her: hi
Me: what floor?
Her: two please
Me: you work here? ( we had reached our floor now so we got out)
Her: yeah
Me: what do you do
Her: I accommodate the VIPs
Me:what kind of VIPs?
Her:any kind
Me: so what exactly do you do
Her: make sure their happy and enjoying their stay
Me: im a VIP member
Her: (laughed)
Me: no seriously, im a VIP member
( oh, I really am a VIP member of that hotel brand, and usually we get top floors, but since the rooms on top floor weren't ready, I just told them t give me a room on any floor, so that why this chick thought I was kidding when I said I was a VIP cuz I was on second floor)
Her: did you get your 2 bottles of water and snack? ( they give those to VIPs)
Me: actually no I didn't
Her: really?
Me : yeah
Her: I can get you the water and snack
Me: no its cool, not a big deal
Her: I can get it for you ( boom, it hit me then, she was offering to bring it herself, cuz she said SHE will get it for me instead of saying she'll send room service to get It to me)
Me: ok, only if your gonna bring it ok?
Her: ok, whats the room number?
Me: room 233
Her: sorry I saw the sign but I figured I had just seen you
Me: yeah I wasn't busy, I just want people to wonder what im doing in there
Her: (laughed and handed me my stuff)
Me: whats your name ( yeah she had a nametag but I asked anyways)
Her: , and your ?
Me: yeah, how the hell did you know
Her: I pulled up your room info
Me: you thought I wasn't a VIP member huh?
Her: ( laughed)
Me: ( with a smile). Im offended and probably gonna cry now, how are you gonna accommodate that?
Her: ( laughed)
Me: you wanna come in for a sec, I got 2 fresh bottles of water we can drink
Her: No I should probably get back to my desk
Me: and do what? Beat yourself up for not accepting a free bottle of water?
Her: (laughed)
Me: ok, how about if I say I cant get my TV to work can you try and fix it, would you come in and fix it?
Her: why whats wrong with it?( I couldn't tell if she was serous or just playing along)
Me: I dunno, come in and see
Her: (laughed) ok just for a bit
Her: hey its srry just got your message
Me: hey , whats up? Hows ur day?
Her: good was out with my friend all day ( so that's why she didn't answer)
Me:that's cool
Her: r u at the hotel?
Me: no, I'll be there in 30mins…y?
Her: nothing, just wondering ( any idea what she was wondering? Was she politely asking me out?
Her: do what?
Me: I dunno, dinner or something
Her: ok
Me: be ready in an hour I'll let u know when to meet me lobby
Her: k ( and that smiley thingy with the tounge sticking out))
Her: hi
( we hugged and I threw in a kiss on the cheek)
Her: you smell good
Me: thanks… oh hey, by the way, 1980s called and they want their spandex back
Her: ( honestly, she was laughing hard and loud for about a minute straight, I kid you not)
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So we decided to go to a local mall which I knew, they had restaurants and shit…and the mall also had a theater, and I really wanted to see Iron Man ( which I didn't really like).. oh she wanted to see a chich flick, and on the plane she had told me she likes brad pitt
, so I had told her that " I THINK brad pitt is Iron Man" and poor girl got so excited that she agreed to see Iron Man, an di knew it wasn't Brad Pitt, and she figured that out the first 15 mins, cuz she pinched my arm and said " ur such an asshole brad pitt doesn't play in this movie" which I further told her "I think he's the bad guy, just wait"…
Oh I had already bought a bottle of vodka, cranberry and orange juice earlier in the day… when we got to the hotel I said I have some drinks in my room if she wants to have some drinks with me, she said" sure I'll come up in 10 mins" which kinda sounded weird cuz:
1) I didn't know if it was payback for last night…. I didn't go to her, so she isn't coming to me tonight
2) Or maybe she just needed to clean up, refresh their face or clean up or whatever
Her: I am
Me: no go ahead, you can put your arm around me
Her: (laughing) ok thanks for giving me permission
Me: hey if you wanna take control be my guest, but you cant have two chefs in the kitchen
Her: (laughing) you shouldve told me I would've brought my whips and chains
Me: hey im not that drunk yet
Her: oh yeah, chicks like you are different right ( which really LOL, she did have a good sense of humor)
Me: fine (and I put my arms around her, and she adjusted slightly to kinda fit in better which is an good sign usually)
Her: what?
Me: ( use at your own risk, but at this point I knew I had this chick in the bag, that why I did what I did…. She said what, and I just moved in and gave her a closed kiss on the lips, it wasn't a peck it was a 2-3 second kiss, but close-mouthed.. and then I continued watching the game, and I could see out of my peripheral vision that she was looking at me….. the main reason I did this was basically to buy myself somee time , so it would take her 2-3 mins to digest that, and I can watch a lil bit of the game)
After 2-3 mins, by then she had her hand on my thigh and rubbing my thigh, and I was getting horny, so I was like fuck it, lets go in the bedroom, I can watch it on the bedroom tv, and mostly I just wanted to listen to see who won, so I told her
Me: he you wanna go lie down and watch the game?
Her: sure
Me: no sex though ok?
Her: ok I promise
Me: you know promises are meant to be broken right?
Her: that's why I promised ( and gave a beautiful smile…. She was really beautiful, I gotta give it to her, she was one those total package type of gals, beauty, decent job, kick ass body, good sense of humor)
Me: hey do you know how to give a good massage?
Her: yeah, but only if you return the favor
Me: ok, ladies first ( and I took my sshirt off and got on my stomach)
Me: I did a leg workout today my thighs are sore can you massage them too?
Her: take off your pants then
Me: no way jose, that's one of the privelages you chicks get, the whole undoing the pants
Her: (laughed)
Me: my calves are sore too can you massage them?
Her: ( while moving down to massage my calves) my pussy is sore too ( meaning she wanted me to massage it )
Me: oh I have some ibuprofen you want some?
So now she was on her back laughin and I was on my stomach, so I said
Me: ok my turn
And I told her to take off her shirt and top, and she did but instead of me giving her a massage I just started making out with her, and that's all she wrote gents.. you can imagine the rest…
