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I met this girl. She was everything I ever wanted in a women. I, being my normal amazing self, blew her mind away(ok, so she blew mine away), we fell in love, and got married.
And then she turned into Hitori and I couldn't take it and we got a divorce.
The world is funny like that.
Sooo...
Here we are.
I've got a boatload of ridiculous stuff that I've made up off the top of my head from my days as a bachelor(you know, before the marriage that came before the divorce), and I'm sure you guys would love some entertaining(retarded) things to play around with when you're out with girls.
Lucky for you, I'm bringing the goods. Even better though, not only is the stuff that I say retarded, but GIRLS ACTUALLY LIKE IT!!!
You get to be an idiot and have girls like you ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just so you guys know, I'm not the "classical" routine guy. When I say "material", I don't mean a scripted set of lines that you can just rattle off like you're reciting them from a piece of paper and BAM, the girl likes you or anything like that.
I'm the natural, make it up as you go along, do it for the laughs type of guy, so when I do things like this, it's more like I pick a general line of thought, then use her responses to play around with her, but still go in the direction I want to go in.
So... what will happen is, you go through this a few times and you'll get different responses, so you'll have to USE YOUR BRAIN and be a little creative in what you say. The beauty of it is, you get good at doing that, you'll be getting better at being more creative in your responses in general.
Chick: Fine, and you? (or whatever)
NVP: I'm good. Actually... I'm a little tired and could use a backrub. Wanna volunteer?
NVP: I'll pay you. One kiss on the cheek...
Chick: Giggles (or complains, or whatever)
NVP: Ok. Fine. Two kisses, one on each cheek.
Chick: Haha, how many girls have you used that line on?
NVP: Three, but I changed it for you. You get two kisses instead of one. See, you're special...
NVP: Kinda.
(and this is what I'm leading her towards, telling me I'm sweet or nice or funny or something).
Chick: Haha. Aww, ok you're kinda sweet.
NVP: Sweet? How do you know? I didn't even say which cheeks.
Chick: Hahahaha!!! You're retarded.
I kid you not, I say stuff just like this ALL THE TIME. Girls eat this crap up. Or maybe they just eat me up. Who knows. You guys have fun. There's a lot more coming.
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"I love you," she says.
"Hahaha, don't start with me girl."
"Will you be mine?" She asks?
"I'm high maintenance, remember?"
"I've got money," she replies...
In case you're wondering where I've been, I'll tell you up front before you hear it from anyone else...
NVP: How are you doing?
This is where it gets interesting because girls reply differently. I had one chick come at me with this:
It's more for laughs than anything, but hey, I OPEN with stuff like this. Yes, it's for laughs, but it's also to establish a vibe that I can build on right from the beginning.
Women. 'Nuff said.
