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Warning... I dont think more than maybe 5% of you will understand this

Girls are sloppy compared to men. Frequency of stolen hand bags, is a good example. As their favorite tune comes on, girls will hurl that bag in random direction as they rush towards the dance floor.. keys, cards and money.. AWAY WITH YOU! WEEE!! (I expect everyone to follow me so far, ok? If not, you havent sarged in pubs EVER. So the far out shit starts now..)

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When doing the 'ass out' posture (credit Cozy - see my post in general(?) about it), its hard not to lean forward a bit. Before, it was hard to even stand like that, without falling forward, but now its fine (practice).. except when moving in crowds, while trying not to spill my entire drink..

Effectively, I semi-stumble forward, probably resembling somewhat the walk of a DUCK, simultaneously giggling to myself cos Im REALLY not drunk at all, but the unstable FEELING is quite similar to being very drunk. (Very entertaining in a hard-to-describe way!!)

Sooo.. whats so special about this walk.. let me tell you! Girls will GRAB hold of you, in one way or another:
-to help you not fall (multi tested).
-to insta toilet pull you (tested once).
-by the balls (ouch! tested once).
-to wrestle you onto dance floor (multi tested).

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Its been like this for some weeks now, and I was thinking this 'ass out' posture (cred Cozy) must be extremely sexy to girls.. but in the blink of an eye, I saw the BIGGER PICTURE!!

When girls are in their HIGHEST EMOTIONAL STATES (weeeee!!!) they are super SLOPPY, similar to this walk! So, they INSTA-RECOGNIZE that your state must be the SUM of all that is FUN, BLISS, PLAYFUL etc.. And this strong recognition FORCES them to mirror your state, and seek the 'mutual venting' or 'girl code' moment with you.. which can only be achieved by.. GRABBING you.

Fuck, Ive given enough kudos to Cozy lately! I will claim all the bragging rights for this discovery myself. And as the father, I get to name the child no? The proper name shall imho be:

Stumble Duck Walk

Yeah!